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Who's the hottest character in Errant Story to date?
Meji 11%  11%  [ 7 ]
Sarine 42%  42%  [ 26 ]
Jon 8%  8%  [ 5 ]
Leah 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
The Cat 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Riley 10%  10%  [ 6 ]
Ian 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Rape-kun 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Any other Elf. 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
The slightly scrambled Pedagogusi 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
Luminosita 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
The saner Pedagogusi 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Male Elven God 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Female Elven God 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Any other human (Meji's friend (Bani?), extras, Meji's teacher) 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 62
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 Post subject: Sex Appeal, which character do you find the most raw?
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Who's got the rawest sex appeal, refined or otherwise?

I have refrained from voting until later due to something I read on this respectable forum about inflating your own choice/poll.


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Can't we have more than one answers?

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Uh. What made you add some of those poll choices?


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Can't we have more than one answers?

No.
Why?
Because.

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Sarine. Is there any doubt?


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I cannot find Jon little sister Sarah (she is a little more than just "Any other human")

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Can't decide between Sarine and Jon... I'd totally do them both...at the same time.

Yeah.


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Sorry, but I am unwilling to go with an option less freakazoid than little miss dickgirl.
And I was tempted to go with something significantly more freakazoid.

Go away! You're a creep! We were all having a good time until YOU showed up!! Go have some coffee with cream or something! Because this is a HAPPY PLACE!!

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Labrat wrote:
Sorry, but I am unwilling to go with an option less freakazoid than little miss dickgirl.


Agreed. For actual I-don't-know-or-care-what-your-genitalia-are-like sex appeal, I'd have voted for Sarine, just for that elegant Elven beauty... but then, I've had plenty of girls like that before. A dickgirl, OTOH, is a new and interesting experience...

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Forrest wrote:
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Sorry, but I am unwilling to go with an option less freakazoid than little miss dickgirl.

Agreed. For actual I-don't-know-or-care-what-your-genitalia-are-like sex appeal, I'd have voted for Sarine, just for that elegant Elven beauty... but then, I've had plenty of girls like that before. A dickgirl, OTOH, is a new and interesting experience...

Oh, sure you have. You, James Bond, Errol Flynn, and the lead singer from <i>Cold Play</i>.

Gosh, Meji's grand-dad isn't on the list.

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Apparently, someone doesn't know the characters' names.

EDIT: I can't believe Luminosita made the list.

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bellofthedamned wrote:
Apparently, someone doesn't know the characters' names.

Apparently someone didn't check the Wiki.

Labrat wrote:
Sorry, but I am unwilling to go with an option less freakazoid than little miss dickgirl.

That appendage is the only reason I wouldn't have voted for her. Aside from that, she's hot.

Instead, I'm voting for her girlfriend. Glasses + Shotguen = Love.


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Sorry, but I am unwilling to go with an option less freakazoid than little miss dickgirl.

Agreed. For actual I-don't-know-or-care-what-your-genitalia-are-like sex appeal, I'd have voted for Sarine, just for that elegant Elven beauty... but then, I've had plenty of girls like that before. A dickgirl, OTOH, is a new and interesting experience...

Oh, sure you have. You, James Bond, Errol Flynn, and the lead singer from <i>Cold Play</i>.

Gosh, Meji's grand-dad isn't on the list.


Models often have low self-esteem (hence why they care so much about their appearances), and a lot of them are suckers for nice guys genuinely concerned about their wellbeing and not just getting them in the sack. At least, those of them who aren't smug self-righteous evil psycho hell bitches who like nothing more than to play men's emotions just to give themselves an ego boost, and then crush their vulnerable litte hearts for fun. I've met my fair share of both types. (Though no one in particular quite had all of Sarine's features in one package... but if I could mix and match...)

Sorry, what I meant to say was "I'm not the one on trial here."

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Ooh, Sarine and Jon at the same time. Guess I might as well vote for Jon, since I'm a girl an' all.

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Forces of Fucked-Up:
    3 Votes for Meji (pedo)
    1 Vote for Ellis (beastiality)
    2 Votes for Riley (dickgirl)
    1 Vote for Coquette/ Kawii (pedo, good luck getting it to fit)
    1 Vote for Goddamn Rape-Kun (tentacle monster)
      Total: 8 Votes
Forces of Whitebread:
    6 Votes for Sarine
    5 Votes for Jon
    2 Votes for Leah
    1 Vote for some elf... probably Misa
    1 Vote for some human... either Polly, the whore, or Bani.
      Total: 15 Votes

Its official. This forum has gone whitebread.
Only a bare third of the forum still holds firm to the ideals of deviancy.

Note that if the vote for some human was for Polly, with her being a skanky whore who likes the wrong hole special, it should be filed under fucked up. Would the maker of said vote please come forward to clarify. Also, any votes for a whitebread individual should count toward fucked up if made by someone of the same gender.

This is all that keeps me from gouging out my eyes and giving myself an ocular pityfuck.

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Ooh, Sarine and Jon at the same time. Guess I might as well vote for Jon, since I'm a girl an' all.


I've never been more convinced you are not a girl, lol.

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I'm a girl. I voted for Sarine AND John. But I did not actually vote in the poll cuz they didnt give that option. I wanted a Sarine and Anita option too.

At the same time.

Yeah.

I guess that's whitebread in a fucked up sort of way.


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Voted Sarna. :v

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No entry for Meji's mom?

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No entry for Meji's mom?


<I>Meji's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Meji can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but, I'm in love with Meji's mom</I>

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