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Who's the hottest character in Errant Story to date?
Meji 11%  11%  [ 7 ]
Sarine 42%  42%  [ 26 ]
Jon 8%  8%  [ 5 ]
Leah 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
The Cat 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Riley 10%  10%  [ 6 ]
Ian 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Rape-kun 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Any other Elf. 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
The slightly scrambled Pedagogusi 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
Luminosita 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
The saner Pedagogusi 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Male Elven God 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Female Elven God 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
Any other human (Meji's friend (Bani?), extras, Meji's teacher) 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
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Believe is a girl... a hot one, at that. I've met her.

Also, I voted for Jon. He's just so manly, but not in the scary excessive way. Ian would be hot, but I've just never liked him. He's too bloody nice.

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LOL, Impy. It's just that she said, "I'm a girl an' all". It's like saying, "I'm not crazy!", thereby making you look more crazy.

But, I'm a girl too, and I voted for Riley. Provided her penis is erectible (word?), she's got the two things needed to make women happy -- a penis and great breasts.

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Also, I voted for Jon. He's just so manly, but not in the scary excessive way. Ian would be hot, but I've just never liked him. He's too bloody nice.

Well, I've been wondering why there have been no votes for Ian. I'm guessing that there are a good number of females reading this, and a few have even admitted to their gender. So why does the nice, handsome, clean-cut guy get no votes? Is scruffy, foul-mouthed Jon the Assassin really the ideal of masculine attractiveness to the women readers here? (And to all the gay guys, too?)

Maybe I need to revise my own image ...

Personally, I'm tempted to vote for Sarine, but after she stole Jon's memory of their fun, I don't think I'd come near her. Meji seems more like a precocious child, but she would at least leave me with the memory.

Maybe I shouldn't vote for anyone. Not a lot of sympathetic choices here, when you think about it. Or I could vote on just physical attributes, distasteful as that may be.

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Ian is too good. He's driven by good thoughts.

Jon is a little rough, but he's driven by a lust for women. That lust is what we want. We want a man who wants us, any way he can get us. Plus, he's got to be manly and we don't care if he's a little dirty.

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Jon is just tired of a lifetime of bullshit and getting no returns for good karma. It makes me wonder how different he would be if Sarine never fucked with his brain and just let him remember a few consecutive sessions of pelvic archaeology with Jon finding out what mummified of fossilized in her pussy in the thousands of years since she lost her virginity. Crap. The fragments of Sarine's hymen could be mistaken for the dead sea scrolls.

I have the (rather creepy) picture in my head of Jon walking around town with big, happy anime eyes and the whole 'glow and sparkles' routine. Ellis is just walking around mumbling 'There is no god. There is no god.' while Meji won't even touch the local water supply.

But, while Jon certainly has plenty of charisma and badass, he really isn't that sexy. He is a hairy, knobby bastard from a civilization with erratic bathing habits who has probably picked up the seven year itch from Polly and D&D mummy rot from Sarine. It would be like fucking Clint Eastwood. At his current age.

Ian is the sexier of the two in a purely physical way. Still might be dangerous though because, as another forum goer said, with his current level of magic he might accidentally cast magic missile whenever he cums.

Could you even fuck Leah without her coughing up a fountain of blood? I mean, if you are into that thing or like Excel Saga a wee bit too much, its ok. But try and keep her alive unless you are also into necrophilia.

As for the fairies, it brings a new meaning to needledick bugfucker... or fairies are the single most flexible creatures in the known world Yes, they aren't anatomically correct, but you still have access to the poopshoot or the mouth if they can unhinge their jaws like snakes.

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Could you even fuck Leah without her coughing up a fountain of blood?

Well, *now* one presumably could.


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It's because Jon feels like a real person.

Ian feels like a fantasy character.


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unless you are also into necrophilia.


Nothing wrong with that.


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Jon is just tired of a lifetime of bullshit and getting no returns for good karma. It makes me wonder how different he would be if Sarine never fucked with his brain and just let him remember a few consecutive sessions of pelvic archaeology with Jon finding out what mummified of fossilized in her pussy in the thousands of years since she lost her virginity. Crap. The fragments of Sarine's hymen could be mistaken for the dead sea scrolls.

I have the (rather creepy) picture in my head of Jon walking around town with big, happy anime eyes and the whole 'glow and sparkles' routine. Ellis is just walking around mumbling 'There is no god. There is no god.' while Meji won't even touch the local water supply.

But, while Jon certainly has plenty of charisma and badass, he really isn't that sexy. He is a hairy, knobby bastard from a civilization with erratic bathing habits who has probably picked up the seven year itch from Polly and D&D mummy rot from Sarine. It would be like fucking Clint Eastwood. At his current age.

Ian is the sexier of the two in a purely physical way. Still might be dangerous though because, as another forum goer said, with his current level of magic he might accidentally cast magic missile whenever he cums.

Could you even fuck Leah without her coughing up a fountain of blood? I mean, if you are into that thing or like Excel Saga a wee bit too much, its ok. But try and keep her alive unless you are also into necrophilia.

As for the fairies, it brings a new meaning to needledick bugfucker... or fairies are the single most flexible creatures in the known world Yes, they aren't anatomically correct, but you still have access to the poopshoot or the mouth if they can unhinge their jaws like snakes.


Elves appear to have ageless youth -- we've never seen an elf that looked older than 30, IIRC.

So why is it, every time you bring up Sarine and sex in the same post, there are references to her being "fossilized" and "mummified"? From what we've seen in the comic, her inner workings are in working order.

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General response to the thread: I always find it funny when people talk about their motivations and preferences and tastes as if they're everyone's motivations and preferences and tastes. Specific example, when people talk about what they like in a romantic/sexual partner as if that's what their entire gender likes, no exceptions.

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To be fair to Bell, I've never met a woman for whom being desired by someone they found attractive was NOT a powerful turn-on. I'm sure there must be some, especially those who get scared shitless by it due to trauma, but as a general rule, it's probably fairly true. I mean, it's not magic words or anything, but if things are headed in that direction anyways... it's certainly a help.

Ian is plenty hot in terms of plain looks... but I suspect the reason we're choosing Jon has less to do with looks and more to do with personality. If you looked like Ian and happened to also be direct and cynical and sarcastic, you'd probably do just fine with the ladies.

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Zherical wrote:
It's because Jon feels like a real person.

Ian feels like a fantasy character.

Alas for Ian! If this story were set in Minnesota, the opposite would be true.

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Zherical wrote:
It's because Jon feels like a real person.

Ian feels like a fantasy character.

Alas for Ian! If this story were set in Minnesota, the opposite would be true.

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Voted Sarna. :v

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Well, I've been wondering why there have been no votes for Ian. I'm guessing that there are a good number of females reading this, and a few have even admitted to their gender. So why does the nice, handsome, clean-cut guy get no votes? Is scruffy, foul-mouthed Jon the Assassin really the ideal of masculine attractiveness to the women readers here? (And to all the gay guys, too?)


As one of the men here who likes other men, I'd rather do Ian than Jon. Then again I'm not gay, so maybe gay guys have different tastes than bi guys... I tend to find girly boys the yummiest. Hence why I voted for Riley. (I know, not quite the same... but better!)

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Labrat wrote:
Forces of Whitebread:
    6 Votes for Sarine
    5 Votes for Jon
    2 Votes for Leah
    1 Vote for some elf... probably Misa
    1 Vote for some human... either Polly, the whore, or Bani.
      Total: 15 Votes
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See, I have a problem with that. Given that she's about 3000 years, can you imagine just how much experience she has? She definitely has to be into some kinky stuff if only to break the monotony. There's no way Sarine should be under that half of the listings.


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I voted for Copulation myself, because, really, she's the freaking sex fairy. Look at her name people. Look at her name!?!?!

And, in all honesty, aside from the hair (I don't really like the two ponytails thing......though just the one ponytail or long hair worn down I find to be very appealing.) she's kind of my idea of what a sexually appealing woman looks like (were she, you know, full sized). The short skirt, the hair color, the glasses, the stockings, boobs that aren't big enough to crush your head...........and she beats people with lube.

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It's because Jon feels like a real person.

Ian feels like a fantasy character.

Alas for Ian! If this story were set in Minnesota, the opposite would be true.


As a citizen of Aotearoa I have no idea what you're implying, unless you mean to say everyone in Minnesota is an impossibly righteous sugar-brain.


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Zherical wrote:
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Zherical wrote:
It's because Jon feels like a real person.

Ian feels like a fantasy character.

Alas for Ian! If this story were set in Minnesota, the opposite would be true.

As a citizen of Aotearoa I have no idea what you're implying, unless you mean to say everyone in Minnesota is an impossibly righteous sugar-brain.

Now, don't try to put up that macho show. There are polite people in New Zealand, too. There were whole bunches of them in the "Making of the Lord of the Rings" extras on my DVDs.

As others have pointed out, Ian has been a lot more successful on his quest then any of the other characters. Aside from the first round of that ambush in Souse, he's taken down every opponent and overcome every obstacle, pretty much on his own. An astonishing success for someone brought up in a hole in the ground like Sanitarial.

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LOL, Impy. It's just that she said, "I'm a girl an' all". It's like saying, "I'm not crazy!", thereby making you look more crazy.

But, I'm a girl too, and I voted for Riley. Provided her penis is erectible (word?), she's got the two things needed to make women happy -- a penis and great breasts.


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Sarine, because elven beauty and her hair hit enough buttons to win the prize.

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