BloodHenge wrote:
For Ian, you're obviously referring to Meji. For Shinji, it looks to me like you somehow combined Rei and Asuka. (Not a bad idea, I admit...)
It would make a damn fine piece of hentai or a halfway readable masturbatorial fanfic, thats for sure.
But technically you could only be sexxed up by Asuka... who would probably be breaking out sextoys and practices banned by the geneva convention, leaving you a broken and degraded shell of your former self. You would instinctively start crying whenever you masturbate and, by an odd twist, whenever you insert fish into your penguin. Rei, on the other hand, is essentially a fully poseable sexdoll...
close your eyes and think of England incarnate. And, being an angsty man-bitch, nothing is ever going to happen. Might have better luck with the creepy, floaty clones though... they always look so happy.
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Damn, that's a nasty world you live in. Glad I didn't grow up there. Great flow of language, though.
Its called the midwest. Still better than goddamn New Jersey though.
I hold that state in great esteem. Darwinism has already killed off the weak there.
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Leah and Ian, although they both grew up in the same impoverished village, both seem very well educated. Riley, a lot less so.
Riley doesn't seem to me either dumb or unedjumacated. She just tends to do things without thinking about the matter first. She is a little like Torg from Sluggy Freelance... but enboobened.
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Which again makes my porn wishlist get a wee bit longer.
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Anyhow, Santuriel could be the home of some very interesting people. Pity the Elves are likely to burn it out before the end of the story.
Ah, yes. And give Ian the perfect reason to return thousands of years of genocide to the elves in a single night.
Hell, if we piss Ian off enough he is likely to
de-orbit the moon and give all of us a really bad day.
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actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.