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Umm. Where in the story-line is there a tractor?

No, no, no, no...a tractor goes Putt-putt-putt-putt-etc...

You're right. I was thinking of a cement mixer :-o

No, you've got it right. A mid-sized two-cylinder 1940 John Deere tractor goes "chikka-chikka" and sometimes "chukka-chukka". A small 1950 Allis Chalmers goes "putt-putt-putt."

Also, if it's relevant, the John Deere spurts fluid when the choke is in use.

Nowadays I think you only here those sounds on the farm if you are running porn flicks on the VCR inside the cab of the tractor while you're working in the field.

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Let me guess: You've been seeing quite a few Blaxploitation films recently...or some good 70's porn (perhaps with John Holmes?)


I probably would have been better off just saying "It's Gendo!" *70's porn music*

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New chapter, intro with the time monkey ninja village followed by jonn and Sarine with the little sister use as a link between the intro of the chapter and the rest of it...


What? Did I said something stupid? ...again...?

"Time monkey ninja"? Has someone been watching too much Kim Possible?


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Kim Possible... the cartoon that exists only to give WWOEC more fuel for hentai creation.
Though its not likely that they will ever truely run short.

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I don't like that smile. It scares me...makes me think crazy unsubstantiated things like "Big healing makes people into soulsucking monsters or something." It makes me wonder just what Leah has been wanting to do all day.

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Also, if it's relevant, the John Deere spurts fluid when the choke is in use.


I do believe that's the dirtiest thing that's been said in this thread so far.


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Kim Possible... the cartoon that exists only to give WWOEC more fuel for hentai creation.
Though its not likely that they will ever truely run short.

Not true!

It also gives fanfiction.net fuel for slash.


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I probably would have been better off just saying "It's Gendo!" *70's porn music*


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Boss Out of Town wrote:
ri[[3r wrote:
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ri[[3r wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-DUNDUNDUN-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka


Umm. Where in the story-line is there a tractor?

No, no, no, no...a tractor goes Putt-putt-putt-putt-etc...

You're right. I was thinking of a cement mixer :-o

No, you've got it right. A mid-sized two-cylinder 1940 John Deere tractor goes "chikka-chikka" and sometimes "chukka-chukka". A small 1950 Allis Chalmers goes "putt-putt-putt."

Also, if it's relevant, the John Deere spurts fluid when the choke is in use.

Nowadays I think you only here those sounds on the farm if you are running porn flicks on the VCR inside the cab of the tractor while you're working in the field.


Please...that is so wrong. My father rebuilt 1930's-1950's John Deere 2-cylinder tractors. They go "Putt-putt-putt." Allis Chalmers would have usually a 6-8 cylinder engines (I went to many a county fair and work with my dad in the tractor pulls) that would sound more like an car that only had straightpipes on. There was nothing more fun than seeing the souped-up John Deere 4020 Diesels with 4 turbos screaming down the track belching coal-black smoke trying to make it 300 feet for a Full Pull. I know my tractors.

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Let me guess: You've been seeing quite a few Blaxploitation films recently...or some good 70's porn (perhaps with John Holmes?



I probably would have been better off just saying "It's Gendo!" *70's porn music*


I loved that vid...and yes, it might've been better to go with that than allow that crap from above to work its way down here so that I could help perpetuate it so much more.

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BandMan2K wrote:
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ri[[3r wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-DUNDUNDUN-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka

Umm. Where in the story-line is there a tractor?

No, no, no, no...a tractor goes Putt-putt-putt-putt-etc...

You're right. I was thinking of a cement mixer :-o

No, you've got it right. A mid-sized two-cylinder 1940 John Deere tractor goes "chikka-chikka" and sometimes "chukka-chukka". A small 1950 Allis Chalmers goes "putt-putt-putt."

Also, if it's relevant, the John Deere spurts fluid when the choke is in use.

Nowadays I think you only here those sounds on the farm if you are running porn flicks on the VCR inside the cab of the tractor while you're working in the field.

Please...that is so wrong. My father rebuilt 1930's-1950's John Deere 2-cylinder tractors. They go "Putt-putt-putt." Allis Chalmers would have usually a 6-8 cylinder engines (I went to many a county fair and work with my dad in the tractor pulls) that would sound more like an car that only had straightpipes on. There was nothing more fun than seeing the souped-up John Deere 4020 Diesels with 4 turbos screaming down the track belching coal-black smoke trying to make it 300 feet for a Full Pull. I know my tractors.

All a matter of how your ear hears it. I spent several years driving the old two-cylinder JD around and around hay fields. It took a couple of seasons before I was tall enough to throw the flywheel by myself so I didn't have to go find my father to restart it for me after a stall. After the first hour or so, your entire is vibrating in vibrating in tune to the tractor.

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And so we've gone from "How are Leah and Riley gonna spend their Valentine's night?" to "what sounds do riced up tractors make?"

Gotta love the ES forums, lol


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I'm sure Leah has nipples in the first frame. I swear ...

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I hope Leah always has nipples. If Ian removed them with his putzing, I'm going to have to hurt him.

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Ian can put them back, you know... Probably make her chest bigger too. You know he's already "healed" his groin. Now it rotates!

And Vibrates!


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The only thing I can think of is "Guess who doesn't choke anymore?"
I was think mor of, "Guess who's ready to choke again..."

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Ian can put them back, you know... Probably make her chest bigger too. You know he's already "healed" his groin. Now it rotates!

And Vibrates!


Great, now you've got me contemplating how a biological organism could have a rotating anything. (I assume you mean continually rotating, i.e. spinning, and not just alternating... the latter would be fairly easy, and would come with vibration built-in).

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Ian can put them back, you know... Probably make her chest bigger too. You know he's already "healed" his groin. Now it rotates!

And Vibrates!


Great, now you've got me contemplating how a biological organism could have a rotating anything. (I assume you mean continually rotating, i.e. spinning, and not just alternating... the latter would be fairly easy, and would come with vibration built-in).


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Yay! Borderline relevant discussion!

I too think Leah has teh smexy lips.


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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
BandMan2K wrote:
Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-DUNDUNDUN-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka


Let me guess: You've been seeing quite a few Blaxploitation films recently...or some good 70's porn (perhaps with John Holmes?)


I probably would have been better off just saying "It's Gendo!" *70's porn music*


Actually that sort of sounds like A Battle Without Honor Or Humanity, with the DUN DUN DUN in there.

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