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Boss Out of Town wrote:
Given that Poe just did a half-naked pin-up of Leah, that might be a good topic to avoid. Of course, if you want to follow the logic and speculate on how Riley is actually based on Poe, hilarity could result.

I figure that I am going to be thrown into the volcano at this point no matter what I do or do not do... and without regard to my being the anti-virgin who would doubtlessly enrage the volcano goddess enough to erupt in a torrent of flaming menstrual fury. And, no, I am not refering to Impy as the angry menstrual goddess. Obviously that position would fall to Onion. :-3

Imagine the hair just a bit longer, tack on some glasses and a bit of facial hair. Yeah... that sounds about right. As for the whole boobie thing, what man hasn't had the whole if-I-were-a-lesbian fantasy going at one point or another. And tack on a big freaking cock because every man has to have a big freaking cock. Even when they don't. Its kindof my gender's proof of self worth bound in anatomical form.

Alternately, he might be Leah and Impy might be Riley... which raises a whole tsunami of interesting mental images right then and there. You have to admit that Impy is the dominant partner in the relationship, the one pulling Poe out of whatever angst-well he has most recently dug for himself. She is the fun one, the one to do stupid (and fun) things on a whim and act as his counterbalance. This could definitely be the cock metaphor.

Leah's fit of mindless exercise (probably to be followed by more mindless exercise of the pelvic-bumping kind) might be a sign that Poe wants to pick up his fair share of fun and stupid if all the bullshit the world has heaped on him would just get the hell off.

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soo.... Poe has boobs we didn't know about?

*puts this in the notes for the potential upcoming fanfic*
Just kidding. I have enough self preservation (barely) to avoid writing fullblown erotica of Poe and Impy without at least the implied permission of one of the parties. The rest of you unfortunate bastards, on the other hand, may not be so lucky.

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not sure if I should be thankful for the insight or wash my mind with carbolic.

I shall be thankful for without grit, we would have no pearl. So hail Impy!!! More power to Poe!!!

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Leah is sooo modeled after Impy that it isn't even funny.
Only it is.


Considering that both characters and the script for this page was made long before I met Hilary, I fear I must call shenangins on you, good sir.


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Considering that both characters and the script for this page was made long before I met Hilary, I fear I must call shenangins on you, good sir.

That just rearranges the order of the influences.


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I dunno about the rest of the fourm, but for me, Saying Impy is a physical manifistation of a ES character, or that she is some sort of clone thing...I dunno. I may have to stay outta this thread now.

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Yeesh people.

I'm not in ES. I don't even WANT to be in ES. I'm certainly not Leah (not even close), and I'm even less Riley.

If ANYTHING, I was once like the Baka Fairy before meeting Poe, but as I've grown up a great deal since my typical fangirly mallet-weilding days, I wouldn't even say that's true anymore.

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Just because Impy is female does not make her resemble every non-main-character female.

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Imp-Chan wrote:
Yeesh people.

I'm not in ES. I don't even WANT to be in ES. I'm certainly not Leah (not even close), and I'm even less Riley.

If ANYTHING, I was once like the Baka Fairy before meeting Poe, but as I've grown up a great deal since my typical fangirly mallet-weilding days, I wouldn't even say that's true anymore.

-_-'

I would just like to mention that your avvie is perfect for you.
It's like a little cartoon Impy reading the forums and going, "oh what the HELL?"

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Michael Poe wrote:
Considering that both characters and the script for this page was made long before I met Hilary, I fear I must call shenangins on you, good sir.

What can I say? I am strong in the ways of wishful thinking and general bullshit.
And obviously Impy is a creature born out of your subconscious.

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If ANYTHING, I was once like the Baka Fairy before meeting Poe, but as I've grown up a great deal since my typical fangirly mallet-weilding days, I wouldn't even say that's true anymore.

-_-'

Indeed. Now Impy has moved up to using a chainsaw.

It really isn't my intention to piss you guys off. I really do have the highest esteem for the two of you. Its just... I tend to embellish around existing facets of reality to make life, or at least my and my fellow man's perception of reality, a little bit more interesting and poetic. It happens even when I am not thinking about it, but I make a point of throwing the full force of my conscious mind in support of it.

Please leave me a couple pleasant delusions. :wink:

When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little.

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Michael Poe wrote:
Considering that both characters and the script for this page was made long before I met Hilary, I fear I must call shenangins on you, good sir.

Imp-Chan wrote:
If ANYTHING, I was once like the Baka Fairy before meeting Poe, but as I've grown up a great deal since my typical fangirly mallet-weilding days, I wouldn't even say that's true anymore.

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It really isn't my intention to piss you guys off. I really do have the highest esteem for the two of you. Its just... I tend to embellish around existing facets of reality to make life, or at least my and my fellow man's perception of reality, a little bit more interesting and poetic. It happens even when I am not thinking about it, but I make a point of throwing the full force of my conscious mind in support of it.

Point one... Poe, how the hell far ahead do you plan this thing? When I write I'm usually finding out what is going to happen right along with the characters! (beyond a rough sketchy outline)

Point two:
Baka Fairy... I can see that. Nuff said.

Point Three:
Labrat, Thanks for making me laugh. I too try to take a... different... view of the world. I've also been ridiculed and stepped on for this offense to the sensibilities of "normal" people. However, I will continue to do as I see fit to make the world less dreary and more POEtically hilarious.

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Chainsaw? Blech, messy and impersonal.

I use my teeth.

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The good news is that Impy is directly evolved from a shark. As teeth are damaged in the course of her ravaging her prey, new ones constantly grow in behind them. With the vast stores of razor-edged fangs she has accumulated over the years, she has taken to mounting these teeth on assorted weaponry... including, you guessed it, a chainsaw.

The fact that these teeth still retain a fair dose of Impy's original venom, a potent neurotoxin/aphrodesiac, makes it all the more dangerous. Its her Spinning Deathscyth of Love™.

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Imp-Chan wrote:
Chainsaw? Blech, messy and impersonal.

I use my teeth.

^-^'

Would it be improper of me to point out that such a mental image is, in my opinion, "Hawt"?


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Labrat wrote:
The good news is that Impy is directly evolved from a shark. As teeth are damaged in the course of her ravaging her prey, new ones constantly grow in behind them. With the vast stores of razor-edged fangs she has accumulated over the years, she has taken to mounting these teeth on assorted weaponry... including, you guessed it, a chainsaw.

The fact that these teeth still retain a fair dose of Impy's original venom, a potent neurotoxin/aphrodesiac, makes it all the more dangerous. Its her Spinning Deathscyth of Love™.


They should sell some left-over Impy teeth at their store. Someone would buy them, and I think that someone might be the entirety of the forum in a massive human wave.

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Maybe we could sell little plastic fangs with a "Chewed by Impy" inscription in them... on necklaces or something.

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Last time I was down south, you could always find somebody selling alligator teeth as souvenirs. Perhaps you could get a few dozen of them engraved...

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I'm even less Riley.


I have felt a great disturbance in the Schwartz.


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