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 Post subject: Not siblings! Not cousins! No incest for us! No DNA shared on our lovely humpbus!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:47 am 
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Can I get a "WTF" from the house?

Incidentally, I have a bottle of pesticide that I will use as "kitty-spray" on the eyes of anyone who starts masturbating to this one.

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Don't worry, at least I won't masturbate on that one... When there's no siblings, cousins or other forms of incest involved, I can't even get started. ;(


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I was masturbating already when I read that, so does that still count?
The idea of doing anything with one of my relatives creeps the fuck out of me... but there is something arousing about a full grown woman and her two sisters doing their best to violate the laws of human biology that just turns me on.

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Nah, the best sort of relationship is where your girlfriend gives you a back massage while you nail her little sister to the bed. :-P

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Nah, the best sort of relationship is where your girlfriend gives you a back massage while you nail her little sister to the bed. :-P

Further enhanced if her mother is both in good shape and on the young side, about forty years, and is also in on things. :-o

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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I must admit, i have a definite weakness for twins. Especially wispy bisexual boys. :-3

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I prefer wispy bisexual girls, but I get where you're coming from.


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I prefer wispy bisexual girls, but I get where you're coming from.


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I prefer wispy bisexual girls, but I get where you're coming from.


If we all pitch in for a trip to Thailand... :-P

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I must admit, i have a definite weakness for twins. Especially wispy bisexual boys. :-3


Winter is a girl :O

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I must admit, i have a definite weakness for twins. Especially wispy bisexual boys. :-3


Winter is a girl :O

Huh? Did i secretly put "and i am a girl" in there in invisible text when i wasn't looking, or something? :billnye:

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No, but I could do it if I wasn't so apathetic.

Act... meh.

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I could probably say something witty and interesting, but I won't. Instead I'll just nod my head and run away to a happy place in my subconcious mind.


Arrrgh! it f*&^\'ng RHYMES!

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I could probably say something witty and interesting, but I won't. Instead I'll just nod my head and run away to a happy place in my subconcious mind.


Arrrgh! it f*&^\'ng RHYMES!


"Won't" rhymes with "mind"? That's an interesting accent you've got there...

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Is this from MK's terrible Marle x Magus comics?

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It's a good thing you said "terrible". Otherwise, I might've gone looking for them.


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Ezelek wrote:
Is this from MK's terrible Marle x Magus comics?


Probably... someone posted it in 4chan (I can't recall what the thread was about) and the phrase stuck in my head.


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Michael Poe wrote:
Ezelek wrote:
Is this from MK's terrible Marle x Magus comics?


Probably... someone posted it in 4chan (I can't recall what the thread was about) and the phrase stuck in my head.


LOL 4chan... the pit of depravity and dickgirls.

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Gambit3le wrote:
Michael Poe wrote:
Ezelek wrote:
Is this from MK's terrible Marle x Magus comics?


Probably... someone posted it in 4chan (I can't recall what the thread was about) and the phrase stuck in my head.


LOL 4chan... the pit of depravity and dickgirls.


I bet you could probably find worse than 4chan if you looked hard enough.


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It's a good thing you said "terrible". Otherwise, I might've gone looking for them.

I have to call them terrible, because I know her. (If you do not call a friend's work terrible, they explode!)

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Is this from MK's terrible Marle x Magus comics?


Probably... someone posted it in 4chan (I can't recall what the thread was about) and the phrase stuck in my head.


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Yep, that's Maggie's work. Bitch won't draw me Revan, though, hiding behind the excuse that she has no idea who that is. Who fucking doesn't know Revan.

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