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This place is like a cabal of perversions.. entertaining and frightening at the same time.

THERE IS NO CABAL.

Nope, there isn't.

Hey, Labrat! Didjya get your robes from the dry cleaners yet? The group (Not cabal) meets Saturday! Oh, and bring your copy of the Kabbalah and I'll bring the Book of Enoch!

Uh . . . I've got the d20 Player's Handbook I and II. Will that help? :oops:

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* Friendly Adult Presence - An adult overseeing a gathering of minors

Dude! Think about what you just said, and where!

This place is like a cabal of perversions.. entertaining and frightening at the same time.

Not a problem. Heck, that's the primary purpose of the entire Internet. A playground where we can all be weird in our own way. Mine just happens to involved needle-pointed Labrat's philisophical essays into anti-corporate protest quilt projects. Along with the aroused nude wombats.

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I was looking for urban dictionary but this will do nicely.

Fap fap fap.


So, for possible sources of the explosion we have . . .

* Fixed action pattern - a stereotypic behavior found mainly in lower animals.
* Federal Art Project
* Fuerza Area del Peru (Peruvian Air Force)
* Força Aérea Portuguesa (Portuguese Air Force)
* Freiheitlich Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, or Freiheitliche Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, a German neo-Nazi party
* Forces Armées Populaires - People's Armed Forces of Chad


My money's on the Portugees. They were tough customers back in Ye Olden Days. Of course, the the poor soul may have been calling for help from Impy . . .

* Friendly Adult Presence - An adult overseeing a gathering of minors


Also

First Amendment Project
Furries Against Perverts

Courtesy of the fap faq

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Slamlander wrote:
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This place is like a cabal of perversions.. entertaining and frightening at the same time.

THERE IS NO CABAL.

Nope, there isn't.

Hey, Labrat! Didjya get your robes from the dry cleaners yet? The group (Not cabal) meets Saturday! Oh, and bring your copy of the Kabbalah and I'll bring the Book of Enoch!

Uh . . . I've got the d20 Player's Handbook I and II. Will that help? :oops:


<s>Ugh.</s>

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You know, thinking about it, this could also be Annilis rebelling against Ian's last train of thought. NECROMANCY = NO and all.


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That just led me along the train of thought; what if the gods were just super-charged people? And there was a race older than the dwarves who created all the bullshit and thats why it was so flawed?


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Boss Out of Town wrote:
Slamlander wrote:
Labrat wrote:
Zherical wrote:
This place is like a cabal of perversions.. entertaining and frightening at the same time.

THERE IS NO CABAL.

Nope, there isn't.

Hey, Labrat! Didjya get your robes from the dry cleaners yet? The group (Not cabal) meets Saturday! Oh, and bring your copy of the Kabbalah and I'll bring the Book of Enoch!

Uh . . . I've got the d20 Player's Handbook I and II. Will that help? :oops:


d20 :confused: ??? Dungeons and Dragons? Nope, won't help a bit. :-? We ain't doing Role-Playing and there is no Cabal
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I just don't understand the obsession so many new secret societies have with world domination, do you have any idea how much WORK is involved in having a sustainable empire. Its much better to aquire whatever gives an individual power in a particular time e.g. money, religion and then you can manipulate governments while having them do the work.

Incidently it would probably be really really bad if Ian was going to raise his sister when his power lashed out and incinerated her as a preventitive method on its own. Can you just see his reaction?


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fap fap fap


Not really anything to fap to. Unless you wanna fap to leah's partially seen ass.


You mean you don't? I knew you were conservative, but I didn't want to just assume you were closeted, those two don't always go together.


:confused:

Her ass is nice and all, but I could care less about the ass. The front portion is what I'm interested in.


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fap fap fap


Not really anything to fap to. Unless you wanna fap to leah's partially seen ass.


You mean you don't? I knew you were conservative, but I didn't want to just assume you were closeted, those two don't always go together.


:confused:

Her ass is nice and all, but I could care less about the ass. The front portion is what I'm interested in.


An ass is fine too.

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Its much better to aquire whatever gives an individual power in a particular time e.g. money, religion and then you can manipulate governments while having them do the work.

Rent the world?


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fap fap fap


Not really anything to fap to. Unless you wanna fap to leah's partially seen ass.


You mean you don't? I knew you were conservative, but I didn't want to just assume you were closeted, those two don't always go together.


:confused:

Her ass is nice and all, but I could care less about the ass. The front portion is what I'm interested in.


An ass is fine too.


Meybeh for you.


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That just led me along the train of thought; what if the gods were just super-charged people? And there was a race older than the dwarves who created all the bullshit and thats why it was so flawed?


That's what I've been thinking for a while. The Lorenzel Excavations Vol I speaks of a "race of gods" coming to this world from somewhere else and making war... and the whole thing just makes me think that the "gods" were really aliens of some sort. Maybe an assortment of different alien species, battling over this planet. It would make sense of why Senilis looked like a centaur and Anilis was roughly humanoid, if those are in fact accurate portrayals of them and not pure Elven make believe.

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Her ass is nice and all, but I could care less about the ass. The front portion is what I'm interested in.

You like some cock + rack stuff, eh?

Or wait, were we talking about Leah or Riley here?

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Leah.

Cock + rack is a major turn off. I don't want my girls having cocks.


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/hides DarkTemplar's post from Forrest and Winter

Geez, do you want to draw their attention???!?

DO YOU!?!?!?!?!

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I really don't care. I could care less if they were bisexual. I personally don't find dick girls attractive at all. The dick completely ruins the girl IMO.


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Huh? What's going on now? Whose posts are what now? :billnye:

(I would totally link something appropriate, but kyhm has cut me off at the pass...)

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That just led me along the train of thought; what if the gods were just super-charged people? And there was a race older than the dwarves who created all the bullshit and thats why it was so flawed?


That's what I've been thinking for a while. The Lorenzel Excavations Vol I speaks of a "race of gods" coming to this world from somewhere else and making war... and the whole thing just makes me think that the "gods" were really aliens of some sort. Maybe an assortment of different alien species, battling over this planet. It would make sense of why Senilis looked like a centaur and Anilis was roughly humanoid, if those are in fact accurate portrayals of them and not pure Elven make believe.


You know what other god came to earth from space?

Cthulhu.

Ian fhtagn.

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