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 Post subject: Re: twin hobbes combo assault
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:46 pm 
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Labrat wrote:
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I'm still waiting for Lord Naughtious to make a cameo in Errant Story.

rape-kun's adult mode

Fuuuwwww Powahhhh!
I personally suspect that Rape-kun probably has a couple of intermediate stages to properly suit a growing young woman. The tentacle monster best suited to break a young girl's hymen is not the same monster best suited for a MILF who has born three children and thus has a pussy you could drive the family minivan through.


You very nearly ruined my laptop via soda-spew with that comment.


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Like throwing your sausage down a hallway.


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:-? Ah! Modern romance, modern love. What would Jane Austen make of it?

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 Post subject: Re: twin hobbes combo assault
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Tiamat wrote:
You very nearly ruined my laptop via soda-spew with that comment.

The most interesting part of all this is that I had made my post totally without jest. And totally sober.
I am starting to think that the booze is actually my voice of reason.

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 Post subject: Re: twin hobbes combo assault
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:29 am 
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The fact that I read you as saying it with a straight face is <i>why</i> it was so damn funny. And not just the MILF part.


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Tiamat wrote:
Labrat wrote:
Kestenvarn wrote:
Yorik wrote:
I'm still waiting for Lord Naughtious to make a cameo in Errant Story.

rape-kun's adult mode

Fuuuwwww Powahhhh!
I personally suspect that Rape-kun probably has a couple of intermediate stages to properly suit a growing young woman. The tentacle monster best suited to break a young girl's hymen is not the same monster best suited for a MILF who has born three children and thus has a pussy you could drive the family minivan through.


You very nearly ruined my laptop via soda-spew with that comment.


We need a Rape-kun Growth Chart complete with the women he is suited for. Nekkid and commenting on the stupidity of said drawing.

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Saturnalia wrote:
We need a Rape-kun Growth Chart complete with the women he is suited for. Nekkid and commenting on the stupidity of said drawing.

You understand that this is going to start with diapers and end with diapers. The tentacle monster's final form is going to be helping you apply Preperation H and dialing for assistence whenever you break a hip.

That poor, poor monster. :cthulhu:

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Labrat wrote:
Saturnalia wrote:
We need a Rape-kun Growth Chart complete with the women he is suited for. Nekkid and commenting on the stupidity of said drawing.

You understand that this is going to start with diapers and end with diapers. The tentacle monster's final form is going to be helping you apply Preperation H and dialing for assistence whenever you break a hip.

That poor, poor monster. :cthulhu:


I don't know if it's because I'm a little tipsy right now, or if it's because that was friggen hillarious, but I just nearly died laughing.


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I need to get you and Tiamat in the same room together.

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I need to get you and Tiamat in the same room together.


death by laughter. Sounds like a way I'd love to go.


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Its settled then. DarkTemplar is going to be raped to death by a clown.

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Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


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>.>

That's not exactly what I meant.


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Its settled then. DarkTemplar is going to be raped to death by a clown.

Not if he doesn't go outside.


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Its settled then. DarkTemplar is going to be raped to death by a clown.

Not if he doesn't go outside.

Any clown who can't ninja himself into your house, and tie balloon animals out of his pecker, isn't even worth his floppy shoes.

Anyway, I am picturing other versions of Rape-kun. Perhaps a miniature that can be used as a condom or cervical cap. Or you could get two normal-sized monsters and use them in place of a bikini.

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Labrat wrote:
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Its settled then. DarkTemplar is going to be raped to death by a clown.

Not if he doesn't go outside.

Any clown who can't ninja himself into your house, and tie balloon animals out of his pecker, isn't even worth his floppy shoes.

Anyway, I am picturing other versions of Rape-kun. Perhaps a miniature that can be used as a condom or cervical cap. Or you could get two normal-sized monsters and use them in place of a bikini.


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Only when you are wielding hot and/or pointy things...

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What about exceedingly cold things?

I find heat to be an aphrodesiac


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