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Ian Samael
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:-o "What hath Ian wrot?"

Alas, he has pulled the molecular memory of his sister's form and workings out of eternity, but what of her soul/brain imprints? All bets are off.

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...There is NO good way to end this. Ians getting a snapped neck.

And he can raise the dead, but he can't keep half-tattered clothing intact? Jeez.

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Visiting the forums and logging in for the sole purpose of stating that this is screaming for the "Oh, this is bound to work out well" picture.


If I only had one, I'd put it up but I can't seem to find on my computer or on the forums, even though I KNOW it's been put up so many times.

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Well, she wont be able to rape him, cos, you know, he can't get it up being dead and all if she makes him into a snack.


Since when does logic fit into ES? It could happen...

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Senko
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I have to agree my thought on seeing that last panel was "snap" in regards to Ian's neck. Incidently is it just me or are his sisters eyes glowing in those last few panels?
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There are boobies there, but all I can think is "at least he opened the casket for her".
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In all honesty? I kinda hope he does die. Otherwise there goes ALL of the Elves, no more time mage problem... And Jon and Sarine become moot plot points.

I hope this is some kind of setup by Poe that all of these free heals of incurable malaties eventually attracts the attention of the Elves. After either Ian gets neutered after this or dies.
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Why do I have a feeling that Evelyn is about grab Ian by the ear and bitch-slap him silly, yelling, "You Idiot! Why the Hell did you bring me back!"

I'm betting she was having more fun being dead than being alive. Ian will probably end up returning her to the afterlife after they have a final chat...
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Nobody want's to take the Whedon route and have Evelyn ripped from heaven back to a corrupt creation?
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OH MAI GAWDS~

ANILIS SAVE US ALL! Ian's put flesh back on a charred corpse, and for some reason it looks a lot like Leah...

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Now take your votes. Is her "soul" (or mind if you prefer) there or is it a puppet to Ian's strings? She has the same eye light bulbs at the moment, which is kind of odd.
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It looks like He has tears in His eyes, and that looks more like a caress than a 'I'm about to damage you hold' to me
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I'm going to go out on a limb here...

I think Ian has transferred the goddess into his sister. Maybe this is why the power was given to him in the first place (so the goddess could be reborn into a female body).

And it's odd how Evelyn's eyes continue to glow after she's been fully resurrected. Maybe she's trying to heal him back?
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I'm going to go out on a limb here...

welcome to my limb, it's somewhat frail though
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Well, she wont be able to rape him, cos, you know, he can't get it up being dead


Yes, any man can get it up while still freshly dead. It is just a muscle powered by hormons. All that is required is cellular life and not brain-activity (though once you stop breathing you don't have much time before the cells suffocate).

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So.... Is there ANY limit to Ian's abilities now--aside from his own imagination?

If Lyn is actually resurrected, it certainly doesn't seem like it... of course, she could be a ravenous zombie just about to tear off Ian's head. Or a reborn goddess. Or any number of things.
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Boobs FTW.

Also, does anybody else think that this is about to turn out really, really badly for Ian?


This one goes in the "Poe elf tits" folder

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Really great art sequence on this one, and definitely can't wait to see how raising the dead turns out.

Half Elf boobies FTW!
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Haha Ians nose is bleeding.
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