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 Post subject: 2007-03-14 - "Well?"
PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:45 am 
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Dramatic suspense before the shit hits the fan... Look out for any mushroom clouds over the village...


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"Empress, your bids on the <i>Errant Story</i> line art auctions are far too low."


Dammital, you guys took all the obvious jokes. :-x


Anyhow, the excrement is about to hit the ventilator, and the monks have far more roughage in their diet than the oppositon.

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I suspect they'll accuse Sara of killing Warrel, I mean the wound should be typical for the type of weapon both Sara and Sarine used and nobody else saw Sarine, so there are no other suspects. My money is on 'Sara joins the team' option. Given some persuasion...


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"Taco Bell doesn't have those Double Deckers anymore."


Part of my soul just died.

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How could anyone forget ...

"The rabbit died."

Back to the actual story line: wonder if Anita is going to shoot the messenger here? It would be in character.

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"Labrat's been posting erotic fanfiction about you and the gender confused werevirgin again."

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Saturnalia wrote:
"Labrat's been posting erotic fanfiction about you and the gender confused werevirgin again."

:-P Why should that disturb her? It's as frequent as fog in 'Frisco.

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How could anyone forget ...

"The rabbit died."

Back to the actual story line: wonder if Anita is going to shoot the messenger here? It would be in character.

She hasn't got the trained manpower to waste like that. Besides, he's the only guy in the organization who hasn't got his head square up his ass.

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She could blame him, because it was 'his' idea and send him to deal with the situation or it could be time for her to see some action again, since the last time she did anything but talk was to visit Jeramel. She must have a bigger role than this...


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Hm, she is kinda exciteable type, so it would be in character for her to storm of saying 'Not on my watch!'. Beware all then.

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Saturnalia wrote:
"Labrat's been posting erotic fanfiction about you and the gender confused werevirgin again."


Werevirgin? Is that a man who turns into a virgin under the light of the full moon, and then back again afterwards?

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Well, she might not blame him. This was a test after all, not just a mission. They needed to know if the girl could be trusted. What they should be able to determine from this is that their training isn't as brainwashy as it used to be, since a trainee just killed her mentor to save her brother (or that's what I'd expect them to think, unless they somehow infer that there was an elf there).

So, they could go after her (they can't let rogue monks go about their business undisturbed), but they'll probably also change the way they do things in the village as well, imagining that if one of their most promising students failed a simple test, the rest could easily turn against them as well.

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