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| Author: | Wark [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 3/16/07 - "As wrong as it could have possibly gone, I fear..." |
No crazy demigods in a fit of rage. No undead sisters. Just an angry Imperatrix. ... I must say, a refreshingly ordinary update. |
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| Author: | normalphil [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 3/16/07 - "As wrong as it could have possibly gone, I fear..." |
Wark wrote: No crazy demigods in a fit of rage.
No undead sisters. Just an angry Imperatrix. ... I must say, a refreshingly ordinary update. And yet if there's a character in this comic that's going to 'set the world on fire', Anita is it. |
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| Author: | BloodHenge [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:44 pm ] |
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I don't know about that. Anita could set a city on fire. Maybe a country. But if you want to set the entire world on fire, I think you might need to go to Ian. |
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| Author: | pillaroforder [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:48 pm ] |
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Quote: I must say, a refreshingly ordinary update.
You think? It's just calm before the storm and anyone not running for the hills right now is an extinction waiting to happen. |
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| Author: | pillaroforder [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:57 pm ] |
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Quote: I don't know about that. Anita could set a city on fire. Maybe a country. But if you want to set the entire world on fire, I think you might need to go to Ian.
Um, 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.' If Poe doesn't come up with a good way for her to do something badass I'll be sorely dissappointed. All that build up for her to be an Überbitch wasted, now that would be a shame. |
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| Author: | Gambit3le [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:04 am ] |
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The Imperatrix now has a British Accent in my head! |
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| Author: | BloodHenge [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:23 am ] |
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pillaroforder wrote: Quote: I don't know about that. Anita could set a city on fire. Maybe a country. But if you want to set the entire world on fire, I think you might need to go to Ian. Um, 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.' If Poe doesn't come up with a good way for her to do something badass I'll be sorely dissappointed. All that build up for her to be an Überbitch wasted, now that would be a shame. Oh, truly a badass yes. A badass to end all badasses. But not quite an ELE, if you know what I mean. |
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| Author: | Zherical [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:33 am ] |
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Ah, a woman with more balls than the man standing infront of her. Excellent. |
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| Author: | Kest [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:54 am ] |
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Gambit3le wrote: The Imperatrix now has a British Accent in my head!
/concur If Errant Story were to be made into a movie, Imperatrix Anita would be voiced by Judi Dench. |
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| Author: | GWhite [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 3/16/07 - "As wrong as it could have possibly gone, I fear..." |
normalphil wrote: And yet if there's a character in this comic that's going to 'set the world on fire', Anita is it.
Yep, because as far as I can tell she is about the biggest moron in the whole errantverse. She will just keep escalating the situation until a world war breaks out. Lets just look at her friends and foes.
I am seeing the order being smashed flat or seriously mangled by the end of this story. |
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| Author: | Boss Out of Town [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:04 am ] |
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<i>"Give me a detailed account, slowly and carefully, lay out all our tactical options and probable outcomes, and then find me six or seven healthy, fit male acolytes so I can beat the shit of them for an hour or so."</i> |
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| Author: | Rubber Band Man [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:10 am ] |
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Kestenvarn wrote: Gambit3le wrote: The Imperatrix now has a British Accent in my head! /concur If Errant Story were to be made into a movie, Imperatrix Anita would be voiced by Judi Dench. Heh, as soon as I saw bloody I thought of that. I've questioned before if Sarine had a British Accent, and seeing the Time-Ninjas are just a human grunts trained by the Elves, I wonder... Course, Elves could be latin to the Ninja's British. |
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| Author: | onion [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:47 am ] |
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Rubber Band Man wrote: Kestenvarn wrote: Gambit3le wrote: The Imperatrix now has a British Accent in my head! /concur If Errant Story were to be made into a movie, Imperatrix Anita would be voiced by Judi Dench. Heh, as soon as I saw bloody I thought of that. I've questioned before if Sarine had a British Accent, and seeing the Time-Ninjas are just a human grunts trained by the Elves, I wonder... Course, Elves could be latin to the Ninja's British. Sad to say it's used in the wrong place in the sentence but hell if you lot can't tell then us British will stay quiet. For now. |
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| Author: | Chronomancer [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:57 am ] |
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Boss Out of Town wrote: <i>"Give me a detailed account, slowly and carefully, lay out all our tactical options and probable outcomes, and then find me six or seven healthy, fit male acolytes so I can beat the shit of them for an hour or so."</i> Wow, that makes her training sessions sound a bit more sexually deviant. Zherical wrote: Ah, a woman with more balls than the man standing infront of her.
Excellent. I wouldn't say that guy lacks balls, but yes, imperatrix has more. I have to give the guy mad props for just standing there without sweating and/or releasing his bowels. I would hate to see her fits of rage... probably couldn't... just the after effects. |
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| Author: | bellofthedamned [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:15 am ] |
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Kestenvarn wrote: Gambit3le wrote: The Imperatrix now has a British Accent in my head! /concur If Errant Story were to be made into a movie, Imperatrix Anita would be voiced by Judi Dench. I hear more of an angry Cate Blanchett. Judi's great, but too old to voice Anita. Anita probably has a sharp edge that Blanchett has pulled off before. Also, to mention, I imagine she has no idea how possibly wrong it could go. |
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| Author: | Initial B [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:46 am ] |
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"...and thus, the Ensigerum declared a war of extermination on the Gehwer Wraiths...." I'm pretty sure Anita will place the blame squarely on the Wraiths for finding some way of turning Sara so quickly and consider them more of a threat. Unless someone realizes that the Wraiths rarely use blades and they realize that some other group was involved... |
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| Author: | Mista_B [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:08 am ] |
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"Kidnapping an Ensigerum acolyte" would seem to be a rather good justification for a war of extermination, wouldn't you think? I blame Ellis. |
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| Author: | Graybeard [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:09 am ] |
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Initial B wrote: I'm pretty sure Anita will place the blame squarely on the Wraiths for finding some way of turning Sara so quickly and consider them more of a threat. Unless someone realizes that the Wraiths rarely use blades and they realize that some other group was involved...
Ah, but you miss the point: Sara uses blades. |
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| Author: | Zherical [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:28 am ] |
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Mista_B wrote: "Kidnapping an Ensigerum acolyte" would seem to be a rather good justification for a war of extermination, wouldn't you think?
I blame Ellis. The way I see it, this cluster-fuck event only came about thanks to Ian. Scrawny bastard ruins everything.. |
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| Author: | normalphil [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:26 am ] |
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Oh, it's much worse than all that. Anita used this thing as a set-piece match. She barged into Jeramel's office and bullied him into helping arrange a demonstration-slaughter of some random Gewehr Wraith. The result was supposed to re-cement the Ensigerum's intimidation of the Church and warn them off trying to establish relationships with any faction other than the Ensigerum. This was to be in Anita's long-term intentions of using the Ensigerum as a vehicle of global domination by becoming the unquestionably dominant partner in the Veracian alliance, "taking care" of the Elves, and crushing all that got in her way (insert the Wraiths here, but they wouldn't have been the only ones, in the end). She set up her play, burned her bridges, took her first step, and promptly tripped face-down in the mud. Now the Veracian Hierchy is tipped off that the Ensigerum are flexing their muscles, but that trying to do something about it isn't quite as futile as they thought. Anita very well may have to go "Screw this. Just take them outright.", and slicey-slicey her way to the top, as opposed to manipulate. |
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