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 Post subject: 3/26 Magic Elf Crystals, or: Please don't put your finger there.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:18 am 
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Looks like they got a somewhat subdued Sara in the background there!

Well hot damn, this'll be an interesting convo. 'How've you been? What've you done? How many people have you killed? I probably killed more.'

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I see Ellis stalking a mouse in the third panel but see neither hide nor hair of Sara. Although, I'm sure that she's around and unconscious and they're waiting for her to awaken.

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Forth panel, you can see Sara behind Jon.


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Okay and still out like a light, I see as well.

BTW, shall we mention that this thread needs a date or shall we let them continue to look like a n00b?

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Slamlander wrote:
I see Ellis stalking a mouse in the third panel but see neither hide nor hair of Sara. Although, I'm sure that she's around and unconscious and they're waiting for her to awaken.

You should get your vision checked. Sara is there and Ellis is not talking any invisible mouse.


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Wow, Sarines not saying ANYTHING that could be flirty or witty. Maybe this whole time ninja things got her stressed out?

Bookies got odds on sara being away? She's kinda up against a tree (I think thats her in the 3 panel, up at the top, while ellis is left-center stage.

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See, some Monday mornings everyone has problems focusing. Okay . . .

:-? Ellis is the black splotch to Jon's right in the third panel. Could be stalking a mouse, could be gnawing Elvish trail sausage, could be napping, could be listening to his ipod.

:-? Sara is in the left background in the fourth panel. She's masked by Sarine's word balloon in the third panel. Could be unconscious, could be mediatating, sulking, or bored, could be playing on her Game Boy.

:-? The heading needs a date and really should be "Please Don't Put Your Finger There." Of course, that could be the key phrase in the love life of some forum-dwellers and we don't want to traumatize them.

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Are... they roasting the ES version of a chicken? And did Sarine just start babbling and relize it? And WHY shouldn't Jon put his finger there?!?

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See, some Monday mornings everyone has problems focusing. Okay . . .

:-? The heading needs a date and really should be "Please Don't Put Your Finger There." Of course, that could be the key phrase in the love life of some forum-dwellers and we don't want to traumatize them.


I was just thinking how could someone pass up "Please don't put your finger there"? It's perfect.

I wanted the history. Why did Jon interrupt with his silent "..." Marge Simpson muttering.

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It's nice to finally get back to these guys. Ian is way too serious and boring, even with godlike powers.

It's kind of awkward how Jon remarks Sarine only needed to say 'magic elf crystals' after Sarine realized it.

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Kian wrote:
It's nice to finally get back to these guys. Ian is way too serious and boring, even with godlike powers.

It's kind of awkward how Jon remarks Sarine only needed to say 'magic elf crystals' after Sarine realized it.

Hmmm . . . what a good mercenary assassin should be saying: "Now, show me the trigger and the safety."

Also, per the first panel, if I were trying to lose my pursuers in the wilderness, I wouldn't camp directly on a giant "X." They might have aerial reconnaissance.

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Kian wrote:
It's nice to finally get back to these guys. Ian is way too serious and boring, even with godlike powers.

It's kind of awkward how Jon remarks Sarine only needed to say 'magic elf crystals' after Sarine realized it.

Hmmm . . . what a good mercenary assassin should be saying: "Now, show me the trigger and the safety."

Also, per the first panel, if I were trying to lose my pursuers in the wilderness, I wouldn't camp directly on a giant "X." They might have aerial reconnaissance.


Ah ah, it's the old double bluff: it's obvious that this is the first place they'll look so they'll discount it, so let's hide there.

Any good would be wondering where the next paypacket is even if they are on some kind of extended life

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The Rinkai were the first users?!?! Yes! Further support for my elven-super-vibrator theory.

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Boss Out of Town wrote:
Elvish trail sausage

This forum produces so many great phrases...


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Rubber Band Man wrote:
Are... they roasting the ES version of a chicken? And did Sarine just start babbling and relize it? And WHY shouldn't Jon put his finger there?!?


It would depend on how much Jon likes still having that finger, I'd think.

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Ah, good ol' human ignorance.

In Jon's shoes, I probably wouldnt be too concerned about what it is other than what it's made from, and how to shut it off.

To that end, Sarine explained nicely: magic elf crystal, and they operate on magic.

Stop the source of magic, you shrink the crystal. Easy.


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Theros wrote:
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Are... they roasting the ES version of a chicken? And did Sarine just start babbling and relize it? And WHY shouldn't Jon put his finger there?!?


It would depend on how much Jon likes still having that finger, I'd think.

I thought the magic elf crystals were fragile when not having magic pumped into them? I think Sarine's more worried about Jon breaking it.


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I thought the magic elf crystals were fragile when not having magic pumped into them? I think Sarine's more worried about Jon breaking it.

You thought wrong, Bitch. Now go read the forum archives.


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I normally like Jon, but...I really don't get why he goes all glassy-eyed and impatient on any subject dealing with elves, and almost seems to want her to give him useless, dumbed-down, silly answers.

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I normally like Jon, but...I really don't get why he goes all glassy-eyed and impatient on any subject dealing with elves, and almost seems to want her to give him useless, dumbed-down, silly answers.

He does seem really smart at some times and obtusely dumb at others. Probably not much formal education and reflexively snobbish about it. Another of ES's connections with modern American culture. We get a lot of that.

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