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This filler makes me want an entire side arc about Bani. (Not right now, of course, but eventually.)

I want a side arc about Bani, Rape-kun and the detachable shower head.

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Fixed that for you.

(and I suppose riding a Golem around would prevent the rabbits from biting her in the ankles, too)


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Hmmm. Looks like one of the golems we had in an old homebrew D&D scenario. We worked up a special psion variant that could only use their powers via proxy. Channel it through an item and the power is affected, positive or negative or just flavored, by the nature of the item. They could select special items that they were most perfectly attuned to and do some really interesting things. We had a whole set of homebrew rules and spells cooked up and everything.

Well, a variant of that variant specialized in making golems. No exp loss, just give up a percentage of your psyonic potential per day and you can only have a limited number (generally just one without a special feat).

Anyway, we had a concept drawing a little too much like that thing for comfort. At least until it got damaged and patched together again. Then it had crystals and freezing, boiling, condensing ectoplasm coming out of its back in a mane of tentacles.

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(and I suppose riding a Golem around would prevent the rabbits from biting her in the ankles, too)

But not from having sex with her.
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Fixed that for you.

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(and I suppose riding a Golem around would prevent the rabbits from biting her in the ankles, too)

But not from having sex with her.

I thought the riding part was an euphemism for sex. (What else would one make a golem for?)


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Fixed that for you.

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Green text?

Don't ask me.

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I thought the riding part was an euphemism for sex. (What else would one make a golem for?


No. No. Bad.





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Fixed that for you.

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Green text?

Don't ask me.

That's what I was trying for. However, I suck at image editing.

Oh, and I wanted to try http://picasaweb.google.com/ for image hosting...
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I thought the riding part was an euphemism for sex. (What else would one make a golem for?


No. No. Bad.


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Is this practice sanctioned in Michigan!?


I'm Canadian.

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(and I suppose riding a Golem around would prevent the rabbits from biting her in the ankles, too)

But not from having sex with her.

I thought the riding part was an euphemism for sex. (What else would one make a golem for?)

If that were what Poe wanted to draw, would he need to use a euphemism?


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Yes... until she is 18.
Of course, he might find a similar loophole to the one he worked with Meji. Time Magic is funny that way.

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What loophole was that?


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What loophole was that?

If you fall into the Land of Monsters or get turned into a negative image by ZA WARUDO, recruiters are willing make allowances for changes in age.

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Dildolem


Reminds me of that one Slayers movie with the Godzilla-sized Lina Inverse golem.

I'd hit it.

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What loophole was that?

Simply that the golden 'she must be 18 or you are going to jail' rule is based on a world where we are all biologically similar. Meji, on the other hand, looks twelve when she is really freshly legal due to her fucked-up aging rate.

As I have heard it called around here, 'The Sasami Defense'.

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Dildolem


Reminds me of that one Slayers movie with the Godzilla-sized Lina Inverse golem.

I'd hit it.


Outside Soviet Russia, golem hits you.


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BloodHenge wrote:
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Dildolem


Reminds me of that one Slayers movie with the Godzilla-sized Lina Inverse golem.

I'd hit it.


Outside Soviet Russia, golem hits you.


But mostly Lina Inverse hits you. In the crotch.

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'The Sasami Defense'.


Eh? WTF is that?

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I would gather it has something to do with this...

Young girl with the soul of an ancient goddess.


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I would gather it has something to do with this...

Young girl with the soul of an ancient goddess.


Also it has to do with Sasami being several centuries old (via cold sleep) in the OAV continuity, thus making it "ok" to lust after her. Juraiins are effectively immortal (baring the normal sudden violent death) so long as they have their magic trees. Which is why her mothers (yes, plural) didn't mind TOO much when she and her sister spent several centuries out looking for their brother.

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Which is why her mothers (yes, plural) didn't mind TOO much when she and her sister spent several centuries out looking for their brother.

Their brother, that one of them wanted to marry.


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