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 Post subject: "Yeah, a lot of movies would have been better off if they had ended with a Dumbledore puppet yelling, 'It's nekkid time!' followed by the entire cast dancing around with their clothes off."
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:09 am 
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They definitely need to do this if they ever do another Xena flick. Or any film with a predominantly female cast.

Also, why was I able to wait almost a full day before posting this topic?

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Well, it's a bit of a mouthfull... also, if you don't know the joke it comes from, it loses a fair bit of it's impact. I personally blame my soon-to-be-wife, as she was the one who showed it to The Intern and I, who carried the idea over to poor unsuspecting Impy and Poe.


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I vaguely remembering it coming up during a discussion about Evangelion at like four in the morning this weekend at Acen.


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Michael Poe wrote:
I vaguely remembering it coming up during a discussion about Evangelion at like four in the morning this weekend at Acen.

Doesn't everything?

(And why do I want to say your avatar looks like Osaka dressed like Spider Jerusalem?)


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Actually, if I remember correctly, it went something like this:

The Intern: They should have instant just-add-water buildings for Tokyo.

AVM : They did have those rise-and-fall buildings in Eva... not that they ever worked.

Intern: Oh?

AVM : Yeah, they'd be all like "OMG, there's an Angel coming! Quick, lower the city!" but by the time it actually started going down Shinji would be out there beating his Eva's head against the Angel and screaming, then he'd run out of power and the creepy german chick-

Poe : Asuka.

AVM : Asuka would be laughing at him for running out of power, but then she'd explode for no really clearly explained reason and then... I dunno... Dumbledore would show up nekkid and turn the Angel into a fruitcake and then everyone would do a musical number.

Poe : Yeah, a lot of movies would have been better off if they had ended with a Dumbledore puppet yelling, 'It's nekkid time!' followed by the entire cast dancing around with their clothes off.



This was immediately before we then went into how Gendo is a super-freak, what with his tendancy to use and abuse his disposable Rei army... and that nobody would ever ever want to be his garbage man.


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Maybe Jack Handey would. Because, hey, free dummy plug.


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It wasn't a reference to Potter Puppet Pals?


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Oh, no, it very much was, and good eye for catching it.

(Hands Freak a cookie)

I personally approve of any puppet show which can involve nudity, death, musical numbers, and pipebombs. The fact that Impy is allergic to Harry Potter and cringes whenever the fandom is mentioned in her company is just an extra bonus.

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Actually, if I remember correctly, it went something like this:

The Intern: They should have instant just-add-water buildings for Tokyo.

AVM : They did have those rise-and-fall buildings in Eva... not that they ever worked.

Intern: Oh?

AVM : Yeah, they'd be all like "OMG, there's an Angel coming! Quick, lower the city!" but by the time it actually started going down Shinji would be out there beating his Eva's head against the Angel and screaming, then he'd run out of power and the creepy german chick-

Poe : Asuka.

AVM : Asuka would be laughing at him for running out of power, but then she'd explode for no really clearly explained reason and then... I dunno... Dumbledore would show up nekkid and turn the Angel into a fruitcake and then everyone would do a musical number.

Poe : Yeah, a lot of movies would have been better off if they had ended with a Dumbledore puppet yelling, 'It's nekkid time!' followed by the entire cast dancing around with their clothes off.



This was immediately before we then went into how Gendo is a super-freak, what with his tendancy to use and abuse his disposable Rei army... and that nobody would ever ever want to be his garbage man.

Disturbingly, this makes more sense than *either* of Eva's Endings/Trainwrecks.

Then again, a great many things make more sense than eps 25/26 or EoE.


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Watching Akira under the influence of LSD right after a lobotomy makes more sense than the end of Evangelion.

My vote for nekkid time goes for anything starring Natalie Portman and with a distinct shortage of hairy men.

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It still wasn't the scariest thing at Acen. There was a guy wearing an incredibly good (read: bad) costume of Dr. Rockso, the rock-n-roll clown from Metalocalypse.

That's right, the neon-green unitard-wearing clown.

Dr. "My video was banned from music television, cause you could see my junk... through my jumpsuit." Rockso.

And it was a very very good costume. And he was really... really fond of the store directly across from us.

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It still can't be as bad as the fat, hair redneck wearing overalls with only one strap in MST3K's version of The Legend of Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues.

Some shit out there is scarier than bigfoot and goatse combined.

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I refuse to go to anime or gaming conventions until they make it legal to headshot Man-Fayes.

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Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
It still can't be as bad as the fat, hair redneck wearing overalls with only one strap in MST3K's version of The Legend of Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues.

Some shit out there is scarier than bigfoot and goatse combined.

Man-Faye?
Sailor Dude?
A thousend fat slobs who havn't taken a shower since the last time it rained, all of them shoving their way towards the guy selling hotdogs?

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AncientVikingMaster wrote:
It still wasn't the scariest thing at Acen. There was a guy wearing an incredibly good (read: bad) costume of Dr. Rockso, the rock-n-roll clown from Metalocalypse.

Did he get busted for doing cocaine? I'm told that's a Hell of a drug...


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If he didn't, it's a miracle. You could tell whereever he was by the distant screams of those who didn't know to avert their eyes until it was too late... far too late... and the native mating cry of his peoples, echoing through the concrete bunker...

"I DOOOO COCAINEEEEE!!!!"

Still gotta say he was the scariest thing by far. Anything that makes an entire booth of people buying double-penetration snuff lolita guro yaoi tentacle incest hentai wimper like they were on the receiving end of the double-penetration snuff lolita guro yaoi tentacle incest hentai is on my no-no list.

However, now considering the practical applications of Dr. Rockso, I bet you could completely stop all smoking in America if we replaced the Surgeon General's Warning on all packages of smokes with an image of Dr. Rockso. In fact, if we could get little green spandex unitards and wigs on our white blood cells, I bet we could even cure cancer just by scaring the crap out of it.

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I couldn't find any pics on a Google image search... although I did see someone mention that he was kicked out of Acen (presumably due to the visibility of his "junk", based on the poster's recommendation of a "dancer's belt").


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Pics?


Well, you asked for it.

http://www.errantstory.com/images/horror.jpg


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