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Nah, pretty sure it's just that I'm still re-acclimating myself to the forums after a helluva-long absence. No intarwub and no DSL makes Gias stab, stab you right in the fucking eye and rip out your throat with my teeth and cackle! Cackle triumphantlyasIsacrificeyourdyingmeatshelltomy-..... *cough* Ahem. Ummm... errrr.. yeah. But I'm getting better now. Honest. :sweatdrop:

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Location: Its hot, dry, and barren. I think it may be hell.
My question is, how long until Sara tries to kill Ellis? If I remember right, everyone but Ian(guess thats something he didn't do) has tried to kill him at one time or another.

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Please note: Four comics with Sara being a main set-piece in them, and all she has said is "What?"

Five comics if you let the "The leader of the order uses one, and can kick your ass" comment slide.

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Has she ever said much of anything?


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Not really. But now that we're getting to see more of her, instead of just a few things here and there, we can start a running tab.

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Sara Speach Status.

S3: 4 Comics silent.

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Well, she only had a lenghty convo with Chris and Warrel, that I can remember...

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Location: Not a hellish, Onionian future...
There is no reason Ellis couldn't have a pocket dimension jammed somewhere on his person.
The location just might be obscene.

As for where the currency originally came from, I would suspect blackmail and hush money. That cat seems to hear everything. And, indeed, he might even be able to afford the price of a hit. You have to remember that Meji and Ellis hail from the richest and most economically vibrant human nation on the planet.... while the story currently takes place in the fictional equivalent of Bumfuck Egypt. An assassination probably runs about the same rate as a happymeal (with a complementary under-the-table blowjob from a slightly zitty teenage girl) in Tsuirakushiti.

Don't you just love exchange rates?

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I'm left wondering what kind of payment Ellis can provide...

Will he provide sexual favors?


Thank you. Thank you for that wonderfully delicious Sara/Ellis image you just conjured up in my mind. Now get me some new underwear.


Kitty kissing kitty?

It's just like a dog, 'cept you don't need the peanut butter...


With Sarine as well? Ummmmmm ....

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(with a complementary under-the-table blowjob from a slightly zitty teenage girl) in Tsuirakushiti.


While I was having a shower I began to think about it..

I gotta say, that your thoughts and mine were consistant, right up until the now quoted sentence.

That you and I might think on similar paths disturbs me more than anything in this thread preceeding your post.


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So I shouldn't mention that I was thinking roughly the same thing then?

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Don't worry. That is simply the result of <s>my sperm, whom I have secretly been releasing into the world's drinking water for years now, finally implanting themselves deep within your brains</s> great minds thinking alike. :-3

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I caught onto your plan long before you even implemented it - I haven't drunk a single drop of water in over six years.

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Don't worry. That is simply the result of <s>my sperm, whom I have secretly been releasing into the world's drinking water for years now, finally implanting themselves deep within your brains</s> great minds thinking alike. :-3

"Whom"?


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"Whom"?

Sometimes referred to as Mexicans. ^^'

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Labrat wrote:
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"Whom"?

Sometimes referred to as Mexicans. ^^'


You cum Mexicans!?

...

I don't know why, but for some reason I suddenly get you a whole lot better, Labrat. ;)

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"Whom"?

Sometimes referred to as Mexicans. ^^'


You cum Mexicans!?

...

I don't know why, but for some reason I suddenly get you a whole lot better, Labrat. ;)


Jeez, that must hurt, esp with jalapeños

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I caught onto your plan long before you even implemented it - I haven't drunk a single drop of water in over six years.


So Labrat is a commie then, eh? Contaminating our precious bodily fluids through our water supply...

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Yes, I believe that all industries should be controled by the state. So long a I am the state.
And technically I was contaminating our precious water supply through my bodily fluids.

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I'm left wondering what kind of payment Ellis can provide...

Will he provide sexual favors?


Thank you. Thank you for that wonderfully delicious Sara/Ellis image you just conjured up in my mind. Now get me some new underwear.


Kitty kissing kitty?

It's just like a dog, 'cept you don't need the peanut butter...


.... I want to say something involving tree syrup, but the scars deeply etched into my central neural tissue just started bleeding again for some unforeseeable reason. Makes no sense really that my brain would briefly seize up like that, since I've read worst on this forum.

i approve of this idea. i hope something comes of this.

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