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Actually, I'm not really into men at all.

Which would make life a lot simpler if I were a lesbian.


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You know... Poe accidentally closed our cat Charlie into his office without a litterbox last night.

I can't help but see the consequences as fitting and just.

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I think Poe really is a cat person, and he takes notes as his annoy him for later use with ellis.


barfing. There should be lots of barfing as well. At random moments. In slippers, shoes, beside the bed. On your head, even. Just to complete the experience.

I've never had a problem with cats barfing, except for the one who lived mostly in the basement and kept eating the insulation for some reason. That one kept pissong on the couch down there, though. That cat also took a dump in my room shortly after she was declawed. No worries with any of the other cats I've had, though.

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Only if Jon's not in it. He's not exactly the most attractive man.

WTF? I'm not generally into manly men, but Jon would easily get a side role in one of my crossdressing nekomimi shota fantasies with assorted futanari and tsundere lolis.

Are you just stringing together random Japanese fandoms, or did you carefully choose all of those words?


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Only if Jon's not in it. He's not exactly the most attractive man.

WTF? I'm not generally into manly men, but Jon would easily get a side role in one of my crossdressing nekomimi shota fantasies with assorted futanari and tsundere lolis.

Give him a full body shave (excluding those lovely locks) and then we'll talk.

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Are you just stringing together random Japanese fandoms, or did you carefully choose all of those words?

Not all of us need to fake our fantasies.


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Jon is hot regardless of being fuzzy.

That is all.

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Are you serious? He's so... unclean!

He probably doesn't wash his hands after he uses the restroom.

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Jon is hot regardless of being fuzzy.

That is all.

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I have to agree with that, actually.

And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


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Jon is hot regardless of being fuzzy.

That is all.

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I have to agree with that, actually.

And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


As opposed to female cat urine?...


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And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


As opposed to female cat urine?...


Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.

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And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


As opposed to female cat urine?...


Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.

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This is why I perfer dogs.

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Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.


Exactly.


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Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.


Exactly.


It's called spay before they spray. Solves the problem nicely. They don't even spray, if you time it right.

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Jack went to the Big Important Vet Appointment on Monday. He appears to be adjusting well, though the other two kitties are still rearranging the social order, and have to be allowed to explore the house in turns to avoid chaos and a starved Morgan-kitty.

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And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


As opposed to female cat urine?...


Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.

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This is why I perfer dogs.


Funny since Dog pee to mark their territory.

Cat doesn't use urine to mark their territory, at least most of the domestic cat doesn't use urine.
Instead they use marking-pheromone produce by gland, and they (the marking pheromone) are secreted right behind theirs ears.

If fact, each single time they rub their head on furniture, wall or even you, they mark them (and you) as their possessions, theirs territories.

And humans think that's all about affection and tenderness...

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Hey, there is some affection in getting the cat to decide you're good enough for it.

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And eww, male cat urine. That's not a really pleasant smell.


As opposed to female cat urine?...


Actually, yes. Female cat urine is bad enough, but they don't have the same projectile power of the male cats. Also, it doesn't smell as strong, since apparently male cat urine contains more marking stuffs.

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Males probably don't drink enough water. Water makes urine smell not as bad (because it's not as concentrated, see?).

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It's called spay before they spray. Solves the problem nicely. They don't even spray, if you time it right.


Oh, I'm quite aware of that. I had many toms in my life. I could go on for hours about the pros of spaying/neutering. Not the right place for that.

So, does that mean Ellis hasn't been altered, or he's just pissing on Meji's stuff for fun? Or are both reasons valid?

Leaning toward "both" myself...


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If fact, each single time they rub their head on furniture, wall or even you, they mark them (and you) as their possessions, theirs territories.

And humans think that's all about affection and tenderness...


The two aren't mutually exclusive. The biological function of sex is to make babies, but humans don't always, or necessarily even often, think "I wish to produce offspring, therefore I will {inject my semen into a woman's uterus|get a man to inject his semen into my uterus}" (and other animals almost certainly don't). They just think "oh wow that feels good more plz thx".

Cats could be, and probably are, the same way. The biological function of rubbing pheromones all over the place is to make that place smell like the one who did all the rubbing; but what's going through the cat's head is probably more like "oh yeah that's nice, right there, prrrrrr"

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So, does that mean Ellis hasn't been altered, or he's just pissing on Meji's stuff for fun? Or are both reasons valid?

He certainly hasn't been fixed, having "helped" a female cat in heat here.

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