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 Post subject: 2007-08-03 What do you want to know? Who just slammed you?
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Is that Luminosita?

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I think so. Tune in next week kids and we'll find out :wink:

I remember Anita complaining that their mages aren't even as good as they once were.

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"Barrier! NOW!"

Looks like our boy has penetrated through the goons to what passes for the elite troops in Veracia.

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Thread title fails.
Should have been...

The Trogs wrote:
WILD THING...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
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I said wild thing...

Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight
I love you

Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
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I said wild thing...

Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, hold me tight
You move me

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Made it all the way to the Big Boss's room, huh?

The armed guards were there just to keep out the riff-raff. The real defense of the place are the spellcasters, like the one that caught Ian and Meji in the library a while back.

Meanwhile, Ian appears to have been struck by the flaming sword of an archangel, assuming said archangel was the size of Godzilla. Which would be very Milton, if true.


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Re-iterating my speculation from last thread, it's looking a lot more plausible.

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Yes, Ian doesn't appear to be deliberately incinerating the guards, which he could certainly do with a single thought. He is going into the main temple and gaining access to Luminosita would be the logical goal there.


Jeramel? If Ian in fact is still in the drivers seat, the only Ian-type goal I can see getting out of the Temple of Luminosita is a rough estimate where the hell to find Praenubilus Astu. The Patriarch of the Veracian Church would be the guy to squeeze for that.

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Well, he didn't get to finish his question, so we're still in the dark about what he wanted to know exactly.

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You know, if they had heavy artillery like that, you would think they would have used it outside of the head priest's quarters.

I wonder if Ian had ever thought of maybe using stealth instead of raw power to get to see the head guy. It may have provoked a less intense response.


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'Slammed'? That appears to be some sort of giant energy beam...


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It looks like an arm sweeping upward from under the floor.


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It looks like an orbital defense platform to me. But probably isn't. It'd be cool though.

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moon lasers


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Kest wrote:
moon lasers

Does this one's called 'Sol' or 'Odin'? It's always one of these two...

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Does this one's called 'Sol' or 'Odin'? It's always one of these two...


Thor.

That looks like the hammer of an enraged god to me!

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You know, if they had heavy artillery like that, you would think they would have used it outside of the head priest's quarters


Two things;
1) Elves
2) Mages

Veracia is a one-trick pony. All they have is Luminosita and they damned near lost it on the Elven Barrier/Shield. What was left didn't do them much good during the warz with Tsuirakushiti. The Veracian Church doesn't want to risk losing Luminosita, which is a very real possibility.

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I wonder if Ian had ever thought of maybe using stealth instead of raw power to get to see the head guy. It may have provoked a less intense response.


When you outclass an opponent that badly, why bother with stealth? The arm of Luminosita is more flash than bang. All it'll do is piss Ian/Anilis off.

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lol they gods going to get the smack down from a half-elf thats going to effect the number of people that show up at mass I think

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Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Do you mean like this?


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And no arrogant man-eating religious fanatic ever deserved it more than that weasel . . . :-x


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And no arrogant man-eating religious fanatic ever deserved it more than that weasel . . . :-x


Only that ass-hat survived a planet getting blown the hell up. Not going to put him in the 'dead' column just yet.

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