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2007-08-06 To the Safe room, Patriarch!
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Author:  Datdude [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:58 pm ]
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So why did you turn away from your faith father?

A half-elf kicked my gods ass

oh . . .

Author:  Senko [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:24 am ]
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I like that one ^ incidently I'm playing pokemon right now. :-D

Seriously though I'm surprised no one's commented yet on the fact that the High priest of their entire religion didn't recognize their god when he was summoned especially since it wasn't that long since he was last used.

Author:  BloodHenge [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:54 am ]
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Exiled Soul wrote:
Rakshasa wrote:
He's not dead, he's just resting.

He's pining for the fjords . . . er, the dessicated, barren gulchs and wadis . . . of his homeland.


He's just stunned.

Author:  Killjoy [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:15 am ]
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Pokemon...teaching kids all over the world that it's not such a bad thing to cage animals and teach them to fight each other in vicious combat for your own glorification and fame. :roll: Michael Vick would be so proud.

Author:  BloodHenge [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:13 am ]
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Killjoy wrote:
Pokemon...teaching kids all over the world that it's not such a bad thing to cage animals and teach them to fight each other in vicious combat for your own glorification and fame. :roll: Michael Vick would be so proud.

I'm not sure the kids are thinking about it quite that hard.

Author:  Insane_Megalomaniac [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:09 pm ]
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Kest wrote:
Always someone claiming the thread title fails for not being what they had in mind, much like there will always be religions claiming your unending torment for not being one of the faithful.

how about this: it doesn't fail and you don't go to hell~


Shut up, peasant. You're going to hell.

Author:  Kaz*CheesyDoritoBomb* [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:13 pm ]
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Pokemon isn't that bad of a franchise. It just needs to have a more mature story line/ set of characters. And the games are very solid rpgs, that while somethings don't make sense (alakazam having an iq of over 5000 yet can only remember 4 moves) they are at least thought out.

Author:  Itterind [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:19 pm ]
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I miss the perverted forum-thread title headers..

'Pokegod, I choose you' would be great Insane_Megalomaniac Jordan-avie!

Author:  Kest [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:28 pm ]
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Itterind wrote:
'Pokegod, I choose you' would be great Insane_Megalomaniac Jordan-avie!

actually it is far, far worse than the one pillaroforder picked and Insane is a horrible person for suggesting it

Insane_Megalomaniac wrote:
Shut up, peasant. You're going to hell.

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Author:  Labrat [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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Exiled Soul wrote:
Rakshasa wrote:
He's not dead, he's just resting.

He's pining for the fjords . . . er, the dessicated, barren gulchs and wadis . . . of his homeland.

Like Elvis?
Killjoy wrote:
Pokemon...teaching kids all over the world that it's not such a bad thing to cage animals and teach them to fight each other in vicious combat for your own glorification and fame. :roll: Michael Vick would be so proud.

That is the best arguement for the proliferation of the Pokemon franchise I have ever heard...

Author:  Slamlander [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:58 am ]
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Labrat wrote:
Exiled Soul wrote:
Rakshasa wrote:
He's not dead, he's just resting.

He's pining for the fjords . . . er, the dessicated, barren gulchs and wadis . . . of his homeland.

Like Elvis?

Just when Jeramal thinks he's safe, Ian comes back like a bad Steven King film and gives Luminosita the blow-job from hell, incidently burning Jeramel to ash.

Rakshasa wrote:
Pillaroforder's thread titles and initial post content always fail, they lack any for of imagination or wit, even by subjective standards.


If you can do better then start the next thread.

Author:  Senko [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:56 am ]
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I'd just like to point out there are ONLY pokemon in that world not animals as it were so either all the humans are vegitarians or........

Author:  pillaroforder [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:52 am ]
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The mental picture of thousands of youngsters vomiting at your remark warms my heart like a blow-torch. Thanks.

Author:  BloodHenge [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:27 pm ]
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It's interesting to note that the people eat meat, but nobody ever really talks about what it comes from. Also, people fish-- sometimes even for food-- but are never seen to catch anything other than pokémon. In fact, I believe Team Rocket's Meowth has mentioned that Magikarp are too bony to eat... Furthermore, it's never really specified what pokémon food is made of, although it tends to look like oversized kibble (no matter how high- or low-quality it is, or what sort of pokémon is intended to eat it). Altogether, there's very little information regarding nutrition in the pokémon universe.

Author:  AncientVikingMaster [ Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:19 pm ]
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BloodHenge wrote:
It's interesting to note that the people eat meat, but nobody ever really talks about what it comes from. Also, people fish-- sometimes even for food-- but are never seen to catch anything other than pokémon. In fact, I believe Team Rocket's Meowth has mentioned that Magikarp are too bony to eat... Furthermore, it's never really specified what pokémon food is made of, although it tends to look like oversized kibble (no matter how high- or low-quality it is, or what sort of pokémon is intended to eat it). Altogether, there's very little information regarding nutrition in the pokémon universe.


Isn't it obvious? Food in the pokeverse is made out of Losers.

That's why winning is always so important to Ash and his little cabal of cohorts. They don't want Pikachu to become Pokechow. Team Rocket isn't trying to capture Pikachu for their boss Giovanni because he's rare and powerful, they want him because he's rare and TASTY.

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