Alright, I must sadly admit defeat. I started, and transcribed the prologue and chapter one. Sadly, the all too familiar tension in my left hand is returning, and I don't want to end up crippled before my 25th birthday, so...
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhgg8vm8_4dk5whb
It should be viewable/savable to all (you may have to just highlight the text and copy/paste, I don't know. I entired it all in good ol' notepad, so there's no fancy formatting. comic numbers are given as ---X, and text is initial case. If you want it in all caps, I imagine most advanced text editors will convert documents to all upper case in one function call.
Let me know if you find any errors, have any feed, back, want to worship me as a god, etc. Probably not, since I only got two chapters done, but nevertheless, I still am accepting sexual favors. Thank you.
If anyone wants to continue from chapter 2 onwards, please do so. I copied errors as they were in the wiki thread. If I noticed errors that are not in the wiki yet, I noted them. Here's a copy of my notes:
***notes***
In general, errors noticed that are in the wiki already are not included.
January 10, 2003, chapter 1 comic 28: "suppose" should be supposed. Not in wiki.
december 25, 2002: chap1 comic 22: missing "this" or "your" where sic is. This is in the wiki (which suggests your. Your is probably better, although "this" is what occured to me when I read the text). Also, megalomaniac should likely be megalomaniacal or megalomanic. This is not in the wiki. Bubble size could be an issue.
december 16, 2002: chap 1 comic 17: missing "to" where [sic] is present. Not in wiki.
Any words not in speech bubbles, including sounds, are not included. example: december 23, 2002: OH PLEASE!!! is not considered text. Some can go either way though, as things like "Oof!" (after a crash) did get a bubble, and are included.