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 Post subject: 2007-08-22: Try not to burn my rear off in the process
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:26 am 
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Nice distraction there, guys. But at least now you can sneak up behind him if you want.

(As long as these forums are still up, may as well keep making threads...)


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:28 am 
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Location: Nyon, CH, near Geneve, on the shores of the Lac Leman. The heart of Suisse Romande.
But this site has performance problems too. :cry:

Ian's clothes look a bit the worse for wear. :-o

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"I killed your god. What's that little stick of your's going to do? I could probably punch a hole through that 'barrier' of yours with my little pinkie."

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Damn. Another day that the question remains a mystery. :bang:

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Damn. Another day that the question remains a mystery. :bang:


No mystery, the answer is '42'. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:29 pm 
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Yes, go charge the godslayer with a piece of, admittedly very pointy, forged metal. Charge away, Mr. Guardmonkey.
And the sad thing is that these bastards were probably among the best swordsmen on the planet... but divine flatulence beats years of fanatical practice and experience any day of the week, it seems.

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Unless one of them might happen to have a sword with a +3 enchantment against Emo... it's going to be a brief (if memorable) fight.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:05 pm 
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the argument is that after dispeling the wad of charged energy, how much wattage can he have left? what better time to kill such a person? besides veterans are preferred for not rolling over at a hard look.

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If it was a long, drawn out fight with your god that lasted for sixteen episodes... than I might agree with you. But a fight ended in one move? Ian will never run out of energy, at least under any forseeable circumstances. The power inside him may, and I repeat may, rip him to bloody spatters if he pushes himself much harder... but apparently that line is somewhere beyond pokegod. If you are smaller than said pokegod, sit the fuck back down.

That said, Poe may feel it would be good for the storyline if Ian just faints right in front of these church bastards. Then they have to decide what to do with him. They could kill him, but then they would be without any form of resident diety and would be eaten alive by the Confederacy or anybody else with some expendable troops and a big ego.

But, if that is the case, it will be purely because of narrative fuckery. You shouldn't count on it and, if it happens, it would happen no matter what you do.

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