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because I'm a board (and bored) n00b... I submit myself to be "initiated"

XD
saves other threads being spammed with people beating the crap out of me...

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Someone who requests to be initiated?

Ok junior, apparently you don't quite know the rules. But thats ok, because I, the ever-patient KC, am here to help.

Rule #1: Don't me a commie. Its just better for all around if you arn't.

Rule #2: Don't post new topics unless you have something very, very relevant/funny to say. We love our n00bs here, but really, it takes more love than we can muster to a random n00b to not get pissed at random topics.

Rule #3: Initiation is a gift. It is done either when you've showed yourself to be a cool guy or an idiot. You do not say 'initiate me' because its done (if ever) at an appropriate time.

Rule #4: I wanted to end this list on an even number, but I can't think of rule #4, so just insert something witty here.

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Oh good lets use this n00b as a guinea pig for the UESE resoultions!Now using the resoultions what class of n00b is this and what kind of initiation will he get?

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Idiot n00b. Quite a broad definition you have there, Barg, I'll put up a more legal-sounding, less vauge version of the USESE thing later.


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oh... great. I slip up with my first post.

*curses*

"Oh good lets use this n00b as a guinea pig for the UESE resoultions!"

XD that was the general idea. I'd prefer to have all this out of the way before being "initiated" in a thread where I actually might have something semi-intellegent to say :3

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Go right ahead KC.I wrote the thing in hopes that everybody could offer their own views and add to it.

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On 2002-11-06 19:43, Grievre wrote:
That's not fair calling him an idiot :/


Shut up, idiot.

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No, he's on #drugs.

Lots and lots of #drugs.

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On 2002-11-06 20:36, Grievre wrote:
pff :razz:
oh, and are you on #en?

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Somebody, please, initiate this whore. None of his posts have had anything useful tu say, they just parrot sentiment, ressurrect dead threads, and usually only contain one sentence, even one word, and occasionaly less.

Bishou? YOu called him right?

Make it nasty. Please. He's pissing me off.


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to delete, click "edit", then click "delete post"

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except "delete post" isn't there. I looked.
Might be there for you but it's not for me.


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It's always there for me. Just click the edit post button, you go into a new window, and there's a series of boxes at the bottom. One of them reads...."delete this post"

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Sometimes it's not there.

Been missing on alot for me, too.

And nah, I didn't call 'im... You can have 'im.

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But it DID piss me off a bit, too... Almost trolly.

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Right, seeing as this is the ES board, and he was apologetic, this won't get to nasty.

Probably

*Strapping down Grievre into a chair, TMT looks him in the face.*

"Hopefully, once this is all over, you will have something better to contribute than one word posts, and 'mmm...lesbians'."

*TMT grabs the Big bag o'Stuff and holds it up to the air. Inside a strange noise can be heard*

<font color=darkred><table style=filter:glow(color="black"strength=1)">lalalalala la la la laaa</table></font>

*upending the bag, a horde of little blue men in white pajamas, one little blue woman in a white dress, and one old git wearing a red jumpsuit all tumble out. They start to walk toward the n00b, eyes glowing a preternatural red, and still singing*

<font color=darkred><table style=filter:glow(color="black"strength=1)">lalalalala la la la laaa</table></font>

*small glints can be seen as the smurfs smile, showing of tiny metallic teeth.

They finally arrive at Grievre's legs, and start to climb up his pants, and the n00bs starts to squirm as he realises what this could mean

The screaming starts, as the tiny blue demons start to chew on his flesh, cutting tiny slices all over his body, as their teeth cut into his flesh.

After letting them chew for a few minutes, TMT throws a cartoon cat among them, and they all scamper off.

Reaching into the bag, TMT pulls out an elephant. African to be precise. The elephant backs up so that its rear is facing Grievre, and sits down. The sheer size of the pachyderm causes the helpless and bound newbie to be shoved up the rectum of the animal, who lets off a deafining trumpet.

TMT pulls a small remote out of his hand, and presses a rather large red button, causing the lephant to detonate, showering the thread with chunks of elephant.

Sitting in the middle, covered with cuts, elephant feces, and blood sits Grievre. Still strapped to his chair.

With a wave of his hand, TMT cleans up Grievre, heals his cuts, and unties his bindings.*


Welcome. B33r to the left, pr0n to the right. Enjoy your stay at the ES forum.

Put initiated by The Mad Thinker in your sig for a few weeks, so that everybody knows youve already been initiated.

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Yeah umm, you cant submit yourself to be initiated.. You have to do something REALLY stupid or funny to get that privlige. =D


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Frankly, you post whored, and annoyed the living crap out of a large amount of people, including a fictional character. This was sufficient grounds for an initiation, in most people's opinion.

Besides, be thankful it wasn't too bloody or nasty.

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