Right, seeing as this is the ES board, and he was apologetic, this won't get to nasty.
Probably
*Strapping down Grievre into a chair, TMT looks him in the face.*
"Hopefully, once this is all over, you will have something better to contribute than one word posts, and 'mmm...lesbians'."
*TMT grabs the Big bag o'Stuff and holds it up to the air. Inside a strange noise can be heard*
<font color=darkred><table style=filter:glow(color="black"strength=1)">lalalalala la la la laaa</table></font>
*upending the bag, a horde of little blue men in white pajamas, one little blue woman in a white dress, and one old git wearing a red jumpsuit all tumble out. They start to walk toward the n00b, eyes glowing a preternatural red, and still singing*
<font color=darkred><table style=filter:glow(color="black"strength=1)">lalalalala la la la laaa</table></font>
*small glints can be seen as the smurfs smile, showing of tiny metallic teeth.
They finally arrive at Grievre's legs, and start to climb up his pants, and the n00bs starts to squirm as he realises what this could mean
The screaming starts, as the tiny blue demons start to chew on his flesh, cutting tiny slices all over his body, as their teeth cut into his flesh.
After letting them chew for a few minutes, TMT throws a cartoon cat among them, and they all scamper off.
Reaching into the bag, TMT pulls out an elephant. African to be precise. The elephant backs up so that its rear is facing Grievre, and sits down. The sheer size of the pachyderm causes the helpless and bound newbie to be shoved up the rectum of the animal, who lets off a deafining trumpet.
TMT pulls a small remote out of his hand, and presses a rather large red button, causing the lephant to detonate, showering the thread with chunks of elephant.
Sitting in the middle, covered with cuts, elephant feces, and blood sits Grievre. Still strapped to his chair.
With a wave of his hand, TMT cleans up Grievre, heals his cuts, and unties his bindings.*
Welcome. B33r to the left, pr0n to the right. Enjoy your stay at the ES forum.
Put initiated by The Mad Thinker in your sig for a few weeks, so that everybody knows youve already been initiated.
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