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| Author: | morgoth72 [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 1:15 pm ] |
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Where is the Errants Story page! Help I can't find it and I don't want to miss anything! |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 1:39 pm ] |
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First of all, you're a total, complete n00b. http://www.errantstory.com/ HOW THE HELL IS THAT SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT? ... Second, the comic hasn't even started yet, which you would have found out had you bothered to read the boards. Thirdly, YOU DOUBLE POSTED A STUPID QUESTION... We've set newbies on fire for making new threads asking stupid questions, we've set newbies on fire for double posting... BUT DOUBLE-POSTING NEW STUPID THREAD QUESTIONS? Are you trying to break all physical laws here? We're probably going to have to create a whole new kind of initiation here... Let me think about it for a few minutes. |
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| Author: | Rand Al'Tor [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 1:47 pm ] |
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Ahw... I just thought of one too...OTOH, I have 40 minutes left. If you can't think of anything, let me know. If you can *unfolds sofa and pours himself a glass of wite wine* then let's see it. _________________ Proud member of the cult of Godless commie traitors. Icy: I'm sorry, but a society that puts mercedeses above hentai is fundamentally sick <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Rand Al'Tor on 2002-10-27 12:50 ]</font> |
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| Author: | Barghest [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 1:54 pm ] |
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Honestly,I try to welcome all n00bs to the forum with a smile.Your all fans of poe and just want to discuss the comic with other fans.Some of you would break the rules of the forum but thats understandable since you just got here.But this is just too much. |
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| Author: | RMG [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:00 pm ] |
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Come to think of it, is there a link to the Errant Story site in any prominent place? I can kind of see where this poor bastard's coming from. |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:03 pm ] |
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*Ahahahahahahahah* Actually, Rand, everyone, have fun. Anyone post any initiation that they can think of, this guy deserves multiple initiations. |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:06 pm ] |
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Actually, Rincewind has a point - though a small one. He still deserves smashing for the double posting threads as a n00b and for obviously not reading threads in the forum before he posted. |
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| Author: | Barghest [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:07 pm ] |
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Rince has a point.I think we can forgive him for that but he still double posted a post. |
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| Author: | Rand Al'Tor [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:08 pm ] |
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Not to mention it's to welcome him anyway... Don't know if I'll make the initiation today though. But I have an idea in my head. |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:21 pm ] |
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The n00b runs screaming from the forum, chased by a complete psychopath (yours truly) with a bloody chainsaw. He goes down the many flights of stairs towards the exit, but strangely enough, the complete psychopath for whatever reason doesn't follow him, just stands there at the top of the stairs, aiming his chainsaw at the n00b. The n00b, actually daring to believe that he might get away scot free this time, rounds the bend down towards the last two flights of stairs. At that EXACT MOMENT, the complete psychopath drops the aforementioned bloody, still running chainsaw, down the stairs. The n00b, never looking up, proceeds down, down, rounds the bend... and runs right into the chainsaw, which slices him into two seperate parts, one for each thread he created. Yours truly then walks all the way down the stairs as slowly as possibly to maximize the agony, lights the two seperate halves of the newbie on fire, and then restores him back to full health, fully conjoined... although still on fire. I then douse him with a fire extinguisher, leaving him with only minor 1st-degree burns. |
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| Author: | T-Bone Walker [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 2:55 pm ] |
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Remember kids: no matter how eager you are to post a thread, or how slow your winmodem is, pressing the button once is enough. |
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| Author: | Ghost [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:00 pm ] |
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Of course, then you have a problem I've had on the SDMB: Sometimes you click "Post" and then the page doesn't load, and you never know if it's posted or if your info never made it, so you click reload . . . which resends the info, and sometimes results in a double-post. Either that, or the guy's an idiot. (Was that an initiation, veri? If it was, you might want to let him know, so he doesn't do something stupid and get initiated again.) |
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| Author: | The Man In Black [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:01 pm ] |
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Gah, that was absolutely horrible. I hope Rand does better. |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:10 pm ] |
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I know, I admit I'm not a good writer - and that wasn't funny in any way. Give me a break, though, first time. |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:13 pm ] |
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Wow. Look at this - He gave a homepage for a sprite-based comic (he spelled the url wrong in the profile, but I digress) http://www.geocities.com/thewilyfortress/ Megaman and Final Fantasy based sprite comic... Hmm... Sounds <i>original.</i> |
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| Author: | RMG [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:16 pm ] |
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Quote: On 2002-10-27 14:13, veritron wrote:
Wow. Look at this - He gave a homepage for a sprite-based comic (he spelled the url wrong in the profile, but I digress) http://www.geocities.com/thewilyfortress/ Megaman and Final Fantasy based sprite comic... Hmm... Sounds <i>original.</i> I weep for humanity. |
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| Author: | Ghost [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:46 pm ] |
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Quote: On 2002-10-27 14:16, Rincewind MoG's Ghost wrote:
Quote: On 2002-10-27 14:13, veritron wrote: Wow. Look at this - He gave a homepage for a sprite-based comic (he spelled the url wrong in the profile, but I digress) http://www.geocities.com/thewilyfortress/ Megaman and Final Fantasy based sprite comic... Hmm... Sounds <i>original.</i> I weep for humanity. I despair for the man's soul. (Doomed to derivative limbo for eternity . . .) |
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| Author: | Kuizero [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 6:54 pm ] |
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* Kui, still in the tree from her last zombie encounter, is keeping a look out for more of the offending creatures when she spots the trespassing n00b, morgoth* *she stands up and snaps her fingers, poof, her invincible, red, stratocaster of doom is transported to her hands. Kui spits in front of morgoth and leaps into the air* *morgoth is wandeirng around, looking for shelter from the horde of pointy object brandishing posters behind him when he notices some buildings and trees. A lugi lands right smack on his shoe, he looks up to see a dark form cackling and a shiny glint of red coming right at him* *Kui brings down her guitar which makes morgoth's shoulder crack sickeningly. As he sreams in pain he is met with the upswing as Kui slams the guitar up and between his legs. As morgoth falls over backwards Kui helps him down a little faster as she slams the bottom of the guitar into his stomache. Looking down at the pathetic form, writhing in pain and clucthing his crotch she rolls her eyes and with a flick of her nails severs a string from the guitar. Straping the guitar acrose her back she bends over, thing metal string in hand, and throws it behind the n00b's neck as a means of getting him on his feet. Blood runs down his neck in rivults that begin to soak into his shirt as the girl snaps her fingers yet again, she holds him up with the string in one hand as a jagged coat hanger apears in her left hand* " weapon of choice " she mutters * she plunges the abused wire coat hanger through the noobs neck until it comes out the other side and lets go of the guitar string, which had begun sawing itself through his neck. His gurgling atempts at screaming just make him bleed more as Kui looks down at him and smiles* " Welcome to the Khym Forums." * she snaps her fingers one last time and the n00b is whole once more, frantically clutching his throat and checking down his pants* " Good luck with the others ^_- " she says as she walks off. . . |
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| Author: | veritron [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 7:35 pm ] |
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I honestly still had sympathy for the poor bastard until I found that sprite comic. I thought I'd come down a little harsh. |
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| Author: | Kuizero [ Sun Oct 27, 2002 7:44 pm ] |
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I WAS gonna ram the coat hanger up his nostril but I thought that would have been a bit much. . . |
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