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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:26 am 
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Anyone know a date, estimated or precise? I looked through the forums and couldn't find a date (then again, I am a slacker and didn't look hard), and I am dying for my Poe fix since the end of EN.
So, anyone know and care to tell?


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when he feels like it?

When we sacrifice Nubile asian virgins to him?

When the Stars and the moon alighn in the right alighnment?

When the vissage of Icy's vile Avatar is erased form this board?

When Poe is stinkin Drunk?

When i get bored of typing this post?


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Well, hell, if all it takes is nubile young asian virgins I'll chip in for the mail order brides. I'll even make sure they poke holes in the shipping crate so they get there alive.


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I like this one...

And i of course mean that In a non-sexual way...

Unless you're a hot nubile young female asian virgin Wyld

10$ bucks says you're an over wieght guy in your 22 to 27 year range -_-

I want my own asian girls to poke holes in!!

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No, I'm not, but then again, if someone was willing to make a decent wager and pay for the op, I might just go for it... who knows, I might even get lucky.. (probably not though, knowing my luck I'd get some STD by sitting on some public bathroom john)


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Well, let me clarify, I am not a hot nubile asian virgin, but you got the $10 being emailed to you... damn, good call.


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My Pervert Sense is never Wrong!! HA!!!

(if my crotch feels tingly then i know i'm talkin to a female... works everytime! well except when i'm talking to Bishou but can you really blame me? :razz: )

So ok, if you want to appease, you gotta please!

Post up some pics of Nekkid Asians wild, and we will welcome you with Open arms!!!

Actually we'd welcome _anyone_ who posted nekkid asian girls... as long as the girls were hot

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Damnit, I thought I had my pervert damnpeners on... it wasn't MY fault Poe had a masturbation scene with Jordan in EN... ahh... war and underage females using a hand vibrator... uh, nevermind.
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Damnit, I knew there was a good reason to get a credit card... for the online asian porn. I really need to find a way to hide the expense in the company account.

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POE I SUMMON THEE WITH MY SCRIFICE!!!

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Edit: HHAHAHA! I SWEAR THAT FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS POE APPEARED IN THE CURRENTLY BROWSING SECTION! who knew hehehe



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DAMN!! Using lesbian nubile asian porn DOES work!!! But... if he is busy with the asian chickies, when's he gonna post ES? DOH!


Damn, those are some pointy nipples... must be cold there :smile:

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On 2002-10-29 00:51, Edible Corpse wrote:

*snipsnipsnip*
(if my crotch feels tingly then i know i'm talkin to a female... works everytime! well except when i'm talking to Bishou but can you really blame me? :razz: )
*snipsnipsnip*
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Word up E word up, tell it like it is.


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Okei, ANYONE caught getting a "tingling sensation" in their nether regions while talking to me and is NOT female, is going to have a severe <b>burning and stabbing</b> sensation to remove the previous sensation.

-BiShouNenKaMi
I may be bishounen, but I HATE yaoi! >_< Nasty disgusting garbage.

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Then how about shonen-ai? It's not porn!

Please Note: I don't watch any Yaoi or shonen-ai. Now Yuri and/or shojo-ai...that's another story.

God, I've got to get a fucking life.
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Bring it, bitch.

Seriously, I could've sworn you were a girl when I saw your picture. Your name does indeed fit.


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KC... your comment, right after my comment...

Ew...

You... you... EW!!!!

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY LEG, YOU SICK PERV!!!

-BiShouNenKaMi
Yuck!!

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Well you have to realize Bishou...since most of the women are gone.."Any Port in a Storm" sort of comes to mind.

Just giving fair warning.

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Do any of you realize that all "nubile" means is ready for marriage?


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Do any of you realize that all "nubile" means is ready for marriage?


Guess it is a good thing I said mail order brides then, huh...


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On 2002-10-29 12:45, Muad'Dib wrote:
Do any of you realize that all "nubile" means is ready for marriage?


And webster says!

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Main Entry: nu·bile
Pronunciation: 'nü-"bIl, 'nyü-, -b&l
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, from Latin nubilis, from nubere to marry -- more at NUPTIAL
Date: circa 1642
1 : of marriageable condition or age
2 : sexually attractive -- used of a young woman
- nu·bil·i·ty /nü-'bi-l&-tE, nyü-/ noun




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Okei, ANYONE caught getting a "tingling sensation" in their nether regions while talking to me and is NOT female, is going to have a severe <b>burning and stabbing</b> sensation to remove the previous sensation.



After reading your post i was suddenly reminded of that website that was about jamming scissors into your crotch

I swear i'm not making this up. there is such a website (someone posted it in the original Keen Board)

first a newbie thread. then lesbian asians. then a post about jamming sharp objects into otheres. finally a websters look at 'nubile'

i love this forum!

P.s: huh never knew those meanings of Nubile. i always thought it meant flexible. The image that always entered my head when i though nubile was a pretty thing with her feet behind her head... i think i like my term better (i mean come on! what's better then a sexy chick? a sexy chick that's realll flexible. that and a chick with no gag reflex)

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