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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2002 4:16 pm 
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it depends on what you mean by fairer sex.

I suppose it just boils down to your definition of 'fairer'.

as for now, i'll remain androgynous!

Edit: and yet I still choose to remain androgynous.


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I miss the bunnies.


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Wait...if he's androgynous, that can only mean one thing...

<b><i>BISHOUNEN!!!</i></b>

...



Or a shemale.

Either way, we could probably make a killing auctioning him/her/it on E-Bay. We can say quak is a surprisingly realistic looking anime figurine...

And yes, Dib, I miss the bunnies too.

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On 2002-11-04 16:14, Muad'Dib wrote:
I miss the bunnies.


But I thought they had no importance what so ever... honest.


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I just don't have the figure for that!


and why is it, that everywhere I go, people have a tendency to misspell my name.

the 'u' key isn't even close to the 'w' key!


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You know damn well that quack is the noise a duck makes. You named yourself qwak. Come on! Bah!

* Pulls a stun gun on him*

Quack for me duckie!
Bwahahahahahaha!

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On 2002-11-04 16:14, Muad'Dib wrote:
I miss the bunnies.


I can just see ZIM screaming"SURRENDER TO ZIM OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR PRECIOUS BUNNIES AGAIN!"


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a stun gun?

what fun is that?!?!

if you want me incapacitated yet alive, just toss me a bottle of gin!


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On 2002-11-04 13:52, Y|yukichigai wrote:
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God it's starting it's starting <b>it's starting!!!!</b> *jumps up and down and flaps his arms like an overexcited Japanese schoolgirl*


Coming from Yuki, this is blatantly hypocritical, considering how long it took HIM to get SSP started . . .

Grr. And he still hasn't really started yet, either . . . not until he gets a regular update schedule going . . .

Grr.

Grr, link not working . . .

Oh well, I'll worry about it later . . .

I'll just load up another image later.
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Does anyone <i>else</i> feel their brain hurt when quak posts?

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my brain certainly hurts when I post.


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I love Ozymandias, it's such a great poem. Plus the link to Watchmen.

It has begun!

Wasn't the duck from Hagar the Horrible called Qvack?

Close, but not quite.


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QUACK DAMN YOU!!!!

*bitch slaps with activated stun-gun*

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Maybe you should use a carrot. It always got Mr. Ed to talk.

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I thought they used peanut butter to do that...

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This is getting odd.Kuizero has some freaky bondage thing going on.

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*shakes head*

That was more of a violent outburst. No, if I needed sexual fullfilling I'd talk to someone who was actually physically here, not a damn duck.

The bitch still hasn't quacked. . .

Ah well. Nope kui is not home to a freaky bondage fetish. Although I look great in a nice leather jacket but thats another story altogether. . . ^^

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Hey hey hey, that's not hypocritical. As soon as I track down Andy and get the location of the comics from him by menacing him with the proper kitchen utensil I'll jump up and down like an overexcited schoolgirl for that as well.

Incidentally, the bastard skipped out on me Sunday. I swear, I'm gonna break into his damn house.

Anyway... *continues his hysterical, girlish jumping*


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*mad finds a qwuacking rubber ducky.*

this will do.

*mad hacks and chops at the rubber ducky until he is holding the little quacking noise-thingy.*

that's the technical term for it too. i should know, i went to skool.

*mad walks up to qwak, and pries his moth open, and then rams the little quacking noise-thingy halfway down his throat. now every time qwak breathes in, all can hear a 'quack' noise.*

just doing my part for stressed duck deficient board members everywhere. carry on.

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*sits in the stands, munching on popcorn, amused by all the silly antics of those who have been waiting longer than their patience level was capable of* :lol:

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