ZOMBIE FORUMS

You know, someone promised ME a painful initiation, which I never received. I feel robbed.

oooh, I know a good initiation for BOTH of ya... Exmoure gets to visit a tentacle monster prison, the other new guy gets to fight something large and vicious... with a herring!

*sigh* Oh how I wish I could silence you. You'd not last two minutes on my other forums. Alas, these are not those, so the point is moot. Meh, ah well, I'll just start ignoring your posts. *bows* Thank you, and good day.

Silence me? Why? =)

By the bloody dress of the Mother of Agony, laddie, haven't you lurked enough boards to figure out that responding several dozen times a day is considered inappropriate? People will respect your word much more if you stay your tongue and speak out carefully and with precision, whether it be casual banter or raging flames. Also, don't call people "n00b" when your account is less than a week old. It's a bit pot-and-kettle, yes.

Internet noteboards
Attract both the sharpest minds
And their opposites

I'll post when I want to. If this involves posting a lot, so be it, I won't listen to people who find it troublesome to sort through forums to find what they're looking for. Stop complaining, if you find my posts too short and annoying, just don't read them.

On that note, if you find my posts regarding your boorish overposting offensive, then don't read them.

The "you have a choice not to" argument just doesn't work, kid. Figure it out.

P-M

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/me rubs her jaw, stinging from the strike of Eronam's glove.

Ow. Right then, sir, I accept your challenge, and shall respond duly. Naturally, you do not have to read it, and it isn't my fault if it insults you. It is, after all, art (albeit art produced by an Ecchi-Attacker on holiday).

Alas, alack, it seems the forum teems
With posts whose natures trolls surely inspired
No spark of light, no gleam of wit redeems
This verbal soup in which the board is mired
My eyes grow glazed, my jaw drops in a gape
As scrolling down the threads again I see
The dark reminders Cats left in his wake
Next to a Tallest, staring back at me
No Babylon this postwhore, praise the Lord!
Though numbered are his posts, his text a beast
And common readers skim, soon growing bored
For idle spam enlightens not the least
Shut up, I say, and let your temper cool
And post-count drain, lest ye be marked a fool!

I must say, that's a beautiful poem. I have always admired poetry, though I have no skill in it. Do you always write a poem after a post?

Truly beautiful.

::Picks up shotgun, and to punctuate Aria's poem, when he finishes reading the last line, he shoots Eronarn with a BLAM! The n00b's body falls to the ground with a splat::

Ah, he's quiet at last . . .

::The forum repairs Eronarn, and Kitsune screams, shooting him down again and again, but the damn corpse doesn't want to stay dead, saying "You can't kill me! I don't agree with you!!" Kitsune finally gives up and takes a sword from KitSei and impales Eronarn on the forum wall, where the n00b will stay until he shuts up. The sword is, after all, the kind that hates to listen to other people talk when it's buried in a wall, and thus it will make Eronarn's stay as painful as possible till he shuts up and lets the sword get a word in edgewise. Which won't be anytime soon, as Kit sees it, and so the teen walks off, satisfied::

Ah . . . much better . . .

-Kitsune
now, remember, you may want to put something in your .sig to commemorate this, so others don't bother attempting it . . . after all, the more times we come up with creative ways to kill you, the more likely kyhm will be to ban you when you make us do it again

Must you resort to simulated physical violence? There are better ways to solve this. Maybe we should move these threads to Debate Club.

No, I just re-initiated you, you idiot.

For the second time. You've been initiated three times now . . .

Think you'll get a hint? And no, you don't have the privilaege of requesting this thread moved, since all we're doing is telling you off, not arguing anything debatable.

-Kitsune
and by this post, i hereby prove that while i also have as little life as you, i know how to use it . . . you see, my post has a point, yours does not . . . therein lies our difference

An initiation is really supposed to be more a welcome than a punishment...

My post does have a point. One reason that some people have gotten annoyed at me is that I have posted off topic. So I request to move this to an area that's ON topic... and am told that doing so isn't going to happen. Okay, guess I'll keep posting off topic, then.

This isn't a debate. A debate is a civilized discussion of ideas. This is just you being a prick.

P-M

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Fine. Then it can be taken to an off topic area. This has gone from being about Errant Story to being about your problems with me, so it's off topic now, not that this particular thread ever was on topic. Expect me to change, but not all at once. And multiple initiations won't help because, truly, they do not do anything to anyone.

Ehem.... *bows in* when I see the following, I am not inclined to simply ignore the fact that I have started posting here:
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That was, to say the least, quite a surprise. I am used to the old Legend Entertainment forums that people reply to once every....well...never. I'm still trying to decide whether or not this is a good thing.

Oh....and [rage]<b>WHO THE HELL SAID I WAS A GUY!?</b>[/rage] Erm...yeah. You get the point.
- Wrin

PS: Post-whore.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Wrin on 2002-11-26 21:59 ]</font>

Well, we're talkative people, I guess. And I said "guy" because I stereotypically assumed that you were male, since a good majority of people online are male.

My god...once again someone edits their message and before they can refresh their browser you reply to it.

Yes. I refresh the forums every few minutes. Last post of the day, by the way. Time for sleep. And then... five days straight of computers. Snow day, then four days off.