ZOMBIE FORUMS

Ass...I wish I got a snow day.. *snicker*
- Wrin

Ha. I just didn't go to school today. School is for people who care...

Now, you see what is wrong with that post? Admittedly, it's rather on-topic, considering. But does it enlighten anyone? Hell no. Is it funny? No. Are there any naked women or links to naked women in it? No... Is there any intelligent debate? No... You can go down the line.

...I'm too tired to put much thought into that, so I'll just take your word for it. Goodnight.
- Wrin

This was never about my problems with you. It was about the fact that you are an idiotic troll that has nothing better to do with his time than post hundreds of one-or-two-sentence replies to everything that comes down the line. You can act all oppressed if you want, but that does not change the fact that you brought this upon yourself.

Post intelligently for a change and people will quickly enjoy your company a lot more. Although not me, admittedly; you've irritated me far too much for that already.

P-M

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Hey Eronarn, just what do you do anyways? Where on earth do you get the time to post constantly?

Bloody hell, he caught up to me in under a week! And when you consider that 50 or so of mine were transfered from the old board, it's even more frighteningly impressive. Khym, can we give this guy a "Post-whore" rank or something? He deserves it...

I have no life at all, Goldstandard. I spend all of my free time on my computer, and often skip homework. That's how I can post this long.

With all that time on your hands your post count is pretty pathetic, as is the quality.

BLM

Use all that time to put some thought into your posts, then.

I once posted six times in a day and thought I was being a post whore. Its rather scary to see people basking in the title.

In a subtle attempt to derail this growing flame war.
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<a href = "http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame52.html">a Funny bone out.</a>

Actor.

Acting in the spirit of this thread, I therefore post my BLOGGIE POST!

Song in head at this moment: Faith Hill, 'This Kiss'

-Saw that girl I really liked. Pity she's 5 inches taller, else it'd be a match made in heaven.

-5 minutes went by. Still humming 'This Kiss'.

-Suddenly heard Lisa Lobe on K-Lite. Tempted to change song to 'Stay'. Nah.

-I wonder what she looks like in a seifuku?

-5 minutes later. I'm chuckling because it just struck me how much like Motoko she'd look.

-Who's Motoko? Oh, oh, yeah. Now I remember.

-Dang. I forgot to write down who Motoko is last update. Ah, screw it.

-Why's that lab assistant tapping his wristwatch at me? Does he want the time? Is he some kind of idiot? Read your own watch, foo'!


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Its funny because it's true.

BLM

And I was just thinking that, too.

Goddamn... what's the record before bannage? Five initiations?

I mean, seriously. Have you ever considered collating all your thoughts into one post, instead of posting non-stop? This is not LiveJournal, and the probability that someone wants to hear your thoughts on every word spoken in the forum is pretty damned low. (On the other hand, it's probably a continuous probability distribution, in which case you should integrate over the length of your dick.)

I mean, seriously, god damn. Everyone knows the crack about all men having one bicep much bigger than the other. Here's a hint: it's not supposed to be because of your mouse.

There ARE other things you could do with your time, even staying where you are in that room surfing the net. Teach yourself a programming language. Do your homework. Get on the phone with your significant girl/boy/Naughtius if you have one. You know... get yourself somewhere in the world. It's pretty obvious that posting on this message board is not doing it, and at your present rate it's not earning anyone's respect either.

The record before bannage? You're looking at it.

Prior to Eronarn, I don't think anyone had sustained more than one initiation and/or one punitive beating (Treespeaker excepted, but what with the little feud between him and TSC, that's to be expected... and even he wasn't actually initiated more than once). The trolls tend to get banned before the regulars can be arsed to administer the rod, and the postwhores... well... to be entirely honest, Eronarn is by far the worst we've had in months, maybe years.

P-M

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You sure?

Err, on the other hand, yeah, I think Creed was more tolerable. Which is saying a LOT.

No, but I think so. I don't remember exactly how many fights I and Creed got into; there's only so many times I can be accused of (e.g.) fantasizing about gay rape before my brain shuts off and I start posting flames reflexively. I think most of that stemmed from his initiation, though, so it should still count as one incident.

P-M

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*filling out his Troll Report sheet*

Let me get this straight.

* This boy is on here religiously, refreshing every two minutes, from 3:30pm to 9:00pm every single day of his life.
* He believes himself to be "a grotesquely ugly freak" (his own words).
* He assumes that most people hate him or are annoyed by him, both online and offline.
* He insists that he does not need professional help with any of the above problems.
* He accepts the nature of moral relativism (good) but instead of using it as a reason to properly phrase his viewpoints, sees it as an excuse to act as he pleases (bad).
* Believes that everyone should simply accept him as he is and allow him free rein.
* Insists that nobody is capable of making rational judgements about him and that he should simply be ignored if you don't agree with him.

(Clicks the Submit button)

Congratulations! You're a ATAT - not nearly as cool as the Star Wars device though. You're an Angsty Technologically-Aware Teen; too whiny and self-depreciating to find other people like you, too lacking in technical skills to overlook your faults, too annoying and stubborn to be accepted in society, but not angsty enough to be goth. (That, or you're still living at home and Mom threatens to take away your net access if you wear too much black.) Furthermore, like many of your kind, you refuse to get professional help. (This may be explained if you tried to be a Goth and mom sent you to a shrink to talk about transsexuality when you started wearing makeup.)

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<i>And just for the record, Aria, you're wonderful. I'm tempted to copy and paste that poem </i>

Wow..that's.....harsh. Can we close this topic now or something??

Not really. We have something of a tradition here for keeping pointless, disgusting topics alive, while abandoning the important, interesting ones to the winds of oblivion.