*filling out his Troll Report sheet*
Let me get this straight.
* This boy is on here religiously, refreshing every two minutes, from 3:30pm to 9:00pm every single day of his life.
* He believes himself to be "a grotesquely ugly freak" (his own words).
* He assumes that most people hate him or are annoyed by him, both online and offline.
* He insists that he does not need professional help with any of the above problems.
* He accepts the nature of moral relativism (good) but instead of using it as a reason to properly phrase his viewpoints, sees it as an excuse to act as he pleases (bad).
* Believes that everyone should simply accept him as he is and allow him free rein.
* Insists that nobody is capable of making rational judgements about him and that he should simply be ignored if you don't agree with him.
(Clicks the Submit button)
Congratulations! You're a ATAT - not nearly as cool as the Star Wars device though. You're an Angsty Technologically-Aware Teen; too whiny and self-depreciating to find other people like you, too lacking in technical skills to overlook your faults, too annoying and stubborn to be accepted in society, but not angsty enough to be goth. (That, or you're still living at home and Mom threatens to take away your net access if you wear too much black.) Furthermore, like many of your kind, you refuse to get professional help. (This may be explained if you tried to be a Goth and mom sent you to a shrink to talk about transsexuality when you started wearing makeup.)
And now, from our sponsors, some films that you may feel connected to, according to your profile:
* Bowling for Columbine
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Thanks for taking this quiz, and please don't forget to kill yourself.
<i>And just for the record, Aria, you're wonderful. I'm tempted to copy and paste that poem
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