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Yep,something is up.Who wants to bet a bar fight breaks out?


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Im betting she'll simply carve him up and walk away with everyone backing away in fear. =D

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I am waiting for everyone to findout that she is an elf and all heck to break loose.


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I'm waiting for the townsfolk to discover that they're both of elven descent, and chase them out of town.

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On 2002-11-29 04:27, Urban Wild Cat wrote:
I'm waiting for the townsfolk to discover that they're both of elven descent, and chase them out of town.



My thoughts exactly, that or some slinking off to discuss matters of mutual interest, thats also always good.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Sarine breaks down and cries: "I love you Derren!" and Derren in return proclaims: "I love you too, Sarine! Marry me!"

Then the whole bar bursts into song and dance, and someone opens a skylight or whatever because a beam of light encircles the happy couple, which follows them even as they step outside to waltz around the village while young elf and human children throw streamers and flowers in their path.

It will all end with the old guy who nearly performed a Yakuza-esque amputation on himself officializing their marriage, then Derren lifts Sarine off her feet (somehow clothed in something frilly and open-bosom-ed) and carries her in his arms, gets on a horse, and they ride off into the sunset, villagers waving tearfully as they go.

I'm sorry to ruin Monday's comic for you guys. Maybe you'll stick around to see how that all works out in drawing.

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On 2002-11-29 03:39, Muad'Dib wrote:
I am waiting for everyone to findout that she is an elf and all heck to break loose.


I'm waiting for Derren to sprout tentacles and let the hentai phallic-tentacle-rape-fight-scene begin.

But I may be way off base on the direction Poe is going.

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Heh - I've been wondering what a pissed-off Errant looks like. Phallic tentacles, you say? :wink:

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I bet she gets out her kewl-ass elf magic powers and levels that goddamn town to scare the crap out of that guy. It would be cool for a change in pace.

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On 2002-11-29 20:16, SirBob wrote:
Heh - I've been wondering what a pissed-off Errant looks like. Phallic tentacles, you say? :wink:

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Jesus christ, enough with the tentacles already!

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On 2002-11-30 00:19, NickGXZ wrote:

Jesus christ, enough with the tentacles already!

Perhaps you should read more closely - I did not bring up the subject of tentacles this time. :razz:

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On 2002-11-30 00:19, NickGXZ wrote:

Jesus christ, enough with the tentacles already!



Tentacles? :grin: Someone ask for tentacles?


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