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Heh heh...

And the smackdown shall be layedeth downeth upon the Errant, so mightilly that many shall speaketh of it for months and months to come... eth.

Now isn't everyone glad we waited for the comic to progress naturally? :grin:

Get 'im, Sarine!! BLOOD!!!

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mad: you have been reading "the art of killing for dummies" I see...


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mad: you have been reading "the art of killing for dummies" I see...


Hehe, the '...for dummies' books suck so much


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Hehe, the '...for dummies' books suck so much


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She is drawing her weapons right there?She can't possibly reach across that table so unless she is throwing those things she just gave that guy time to react.


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The plot twist involves Derren shooting Sarine under the table with a blaster, you see, then bringing Luke and Obiwan to the hangar where they take off in the Millenium Falcon.


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Yeah, or Poe just ignores the table and just shows Sarine hack'n'slashing Derren next.

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She can't possibly reach across that table


Er, why not?
Or why not step around it? or over it...She has the element of suprise, and elf reflexes, he has a lot of alchohol in his system and very little brain.

Why would she have to throw anything?

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She has the element of suprise, and elf reflexes, he has a lot of alchohol in his system and very little brain.


She may have the element of surprise as an advantage, but poe has seriously hinted that
Derren is also an elf; the fact that he doent seem to age and has elf ears too.

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That only suggests that we're going to see some serious fighting, which will probably end in the death of Derren. This is only the prologue, after all.

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W00t, elven people fighting, its going to be like the last LAN I was at when we all went crazy in Neverwinter and killed everything we could see.

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Best thing in Neverwinter Multiplayer is that fighting ring with the bar owner, if the party leader is fighting in the ring your teammates can teleport in with him and finish the enemy off in almost no time at all.

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The plot twist involves Derren shooting Sarine under the table with a blaster, you see, then bringing Luke and Obiwan to the hangar where they take off in the Millenium Falcon.


LMFAO! Oh, I never saw that one coming!

Seriously though, I think she is going to flip the table over, at him, and then smite him with those nasty, pointy teeth... err.. daggers. ( Dagger n, 1 A short pointed weapon with sharp edges. 2 Something that agonizes, torments, or wounds. Also, "look daggers at", to glare at angrily or hatefully. )

Well, either that, or just cut him open in a very graphic and gory manner.

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My thought would be that with the table between them, and Derren's paranoia, he will flip the table at her and bolt, leading this fight outdoors for some anime style roof-hopping and onlookers gawking.

I could be wrong, though...

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The plot twist involves Derren shooting Sarine under the table with a blaster, you see, then bringing Luke and Obiwan to the hangar where they take off in the Millenium Falcon.


But of course in the special edition (to be released in 20 years or so) Sarine will fire first and (despite being a trained Errant Hunter) will miss, thus allowing Derren to fire a retalitory blast and come off looking squeaky clean...

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You know, actually, I get the feeling that she's not going to hack him. Oh, to be sure, somebody's dying, but I don't think Sarine is going to attack Derren right now. Just a hunch, largely from that 'I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you' comment.


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I still think this is too tidy. Maybe she won't attack Derren, or else stab herself. Something convuleted so people go, eh? Or maybe she could attack someone behing derren.

Or maybe she will just kill him and be on with the story...

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I'm betting that it'll be someone else at the bar that she's about to layeth the smack down on.... eh, why not?


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As I've mentioned, it can't be anything too long. This is only the prologue, after all. The story itself hasn't even started yet.

So I wouldn't mind some serious fighting before we get to the point.

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She is drawing her weapons right there?She can't possibly reach across that table so unless she is throwing those things she just gave that guy time to react.


yeah, but even if she doesnt have the element of surprise, an elf wielding what i'm guessing are rapiers, probably of elvish make, with elven combat finesse and a couple hundred years of practice, this guy shes about to fight is toast, unless hes a ninja, ninjas never lose.

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