ZOMBIE FORUMS

It's a stinking, shambling corpse grotesquely parodying life.
It is currently Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:13 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Almost dead » Errant Story

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]



Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 2 of 2
  [ 37 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:03 pm 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Wow, I'm so happy I found this place! Yay! ^_^
I was depressed when Exploitation Now stopped; but I found this place today! I look forward to spending my time and thoughts with you honorable gentlemen. Have a nice day. ^_^
Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:04 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
Too cheery. He must be eviscerated.
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:15 pm 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Eviscerate? Hmmm
*gets out a dictionary and flips through it*
Eviscerate...eviscerate...ah, here it is!

"eviscerate

E*vis"cer*ate, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Eviscerated; p. pr. & vb. n. Eviscerating.] [L. evisceratus, p. p. of eviscerare to eviscerate; e out + viscera the bowels. See Viscera.] To take out the entrails of; to disembowel; to gut."

Er...uh oh... *flees*
Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:17 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
I hope he's gone for good, that would be a new record. Someone made to flee in two sentences...
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:22 pm 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Sorry, that was just a comic attempt at fleeing. It's like I ran so far that I went around the world and ended up in the same place. So I'm still here! ^_^
Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:23 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
Good, I lured you back. Time for painful yet hilarious organ tearing, unless someone else wants to interfere.

*pulls out a chainsaw*

Better start hoping they do want to.
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:57 pm 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Is this the part where I grab the chainsaw and maliciously laugh as I run around chopping off tree branches and people's heads?

Or is it the part where I scream like a ninny and faint?
Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:58 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
You'll see... soon enough...
Top
 Profile  
 
Urban Wild Cat
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 12:17 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2754
Location: South of the equator
Ignore him, he has no power here.

Welcome to the Kyhmforums, Jiharn.

_________________
UWC: Onion doesn't trust me.

Onion: That's because you're a shifty motherfucker.

UWC: <.<

>.>

<.<

Onion: Fucking precisely you dirty thieving gypsy fuck.

Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 12:19 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
D'oh. I've been discovered.

*grumble, grumble*

*fades into the darkness again*
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 12:24 am 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Oh, I knew that from the start; battles online are a contest of wits and words (excepting admins and mods). It was just more fun to lead him along like that. ^_^
Top
 Profile  
 
Urban Wild Cat
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 1:07 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2754
Location: South of the equator
Ah, now there you are wrong. There are those of us who wield authority and a greater power. The power of the Initiation.

Beware, young Padwan.

_________________
UWC: Onion doesn't trust me.

Onion: That's because you're a shifty motherfucker.

UWC: <.<

>.>

<.<

Onion: Fucking precisely you dirty thieving gypsy fuck.

Top
 Profile  
 
Eronarn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 1:10 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2788
Location: Neo-Connecticut
Yeah. While an initiation uses words, it's not a battle. It's a massacre.
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 1:18 am 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
What exactly *is* the Initiation? I just remember seeing it alluded to, but that's about it.
Top
 Profile  
 
Barghest
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:32 am 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 23, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 2225
Location: America
Just our way of saying welcome to the forum.
Top
 Profile  
 
Jiharn
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:48 am 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 10
Oh, ok. Thank you. ^_^
Top
 Profile  
 
Faltion
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 4:25 am 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:00 pm
Posts: 5
You people make me so scared to post on this forum, I'm going to be torn apart and eaten soon for being a noob, I just feel it

_________________
<center><img src="http://www.icedrake.com/jason/sigpic.jpg"></center>

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 2 of 2
  [ 37 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

Board index » Almost dead » Errant Story

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 100 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group