ZOMBIE FORUMS

Well, this may seem off topic, but considering we are all fans of Poe's artwork, by one reason or another and the fact that this forum is filled with perverts of different degree (myself included) and also the fact that the majority of the people in this forum are men.

Here is the poll or whatever you want to call it:

What would you do if you had the ability to change into a women and change back to a man at will?

"The reason why God didn't give men breasts is because we would play with them all day long." --- The Man Show

Just a Thought

Other than fulfill all my perverted fantasies...nothing.

Finally have a lifelong wish come true?

Finally be able to pick up those bitchy lesbians at the bar?

Not have to worry about losing a woman to lesbianism ever again?

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Um... LOOK! ELVIS!!

YOINK!

-BiShouNenKaMi
Looking for Jusenkyou, gonna jump into Nyannichuan... Wai wai!!

Get chased by four fiancees.
Become an insane martial artist.
Experience the "normal teenage thrill" of cross-dressing.
Really, really, really screwing with other people's heads: "HA HA, I'm really a guy!" "Goddamn!"

I'd finally be able to understand the way women think and make it obvious for a man...
a thing nobody can do without that special metamorphosis power.

Really, a man would go insane trying to figure out what a woman is thinking and how the process goes. It's like trying to find out why shitty tunes stick in your head for days, and then trying to analyze them to understand, and go insane when you find out why (because it's one of nature's unsolved mysteries).

-Vlad D.

Can I suggest a modification: What would you do if you had the ability to change other people into the opposite sex at will?

(Hell, for Ghastly we'd have to add, "or into both sexes at once.")

How about what would you give to be able to perform said feat? ^_^

I'd be a lesbian.

C'mon, you all would. Averybody loves lesbians.

What WOULDN'T I do for it? Everyone knows women have more fun than guys, they can go so much longer =) and on changing other's gender... I'd change Micheal Jackson back to a man, first of all. Too bad I can't turn him back to a human.

Hmm ... does the female form have to be pretty much the male form with swapped chromosomes? I mean, I'm overweight and have a trick knee, does that mean the female me would be overweight with a trick knee, or would it be an attractive woman?

If the former, then probably not much. If the latter, oi. Many perverse things, I can tell you that much. Perhaps a career in porn.

First

Second

Well, if I could transform into a woman I'd still be pretty damned ugly, so that won't help me at the bar. I have a feeling that masturbation as a woman would probably still be the same thing as being a man.

Frankly, the trade-off doesn't seem worth it. You sacrifice a penis to gain boobies (probably heavier) and the risk of becoming pregnant. I'd rather stay 'oat-sower', if you take my meaning...

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The fight is all.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Dominic on 2002-12-10 21:47 ]</font>

If I was a girl....

Man...

Whoa.

That'd be cool. :D

Now, I have absolutely nothing concrete on which to base this, so if I'm wrong then someone with experience please correct me, but wouldn't the recovery time be lessened for those of the female persuasion? I mean, being able to just -keep going- would make it worth changing over before slap-boxing the one-eyed chimp (so to speak).

I'd have way more fun with the power to turn tight wad assholes into women... not only does it hit a guy where it hurts but it screws with them pychologicly as well

EC: say what's a good looking gal like you doing here?

Army drill instructer: what the hells wrong with you boy? do i look like *notices his high pitched voice*

Hmm . . . and, curiously enough, I am, at this very moment, in the process of writing a Ranma 1/2 selfinsert in which my main character has a similar problem (and it ain't Ranma's fault) . . .

How intriguing. If only because of the strange things that you must write to get across the idea that YES, this is a GUY who turned into a GIRL--and he's STUCK that way . . . Ouchies.

My head hurts.

Well I would join an online RPG game as a male elf.

That way I would be a guy, in the body of a woman, playing a guy, as opposed to a guy, in the body of a pervert, playing as a girl.

I will admit that I play a female Halfling rogue in Neverwinter, but I only play at LANs, and then I play violent games of <a href = "http://www.hlcenter.com/downloads/mods.phtml?id=128433&language=en">Canned Tuna</a>(The most pure deathmatch mod ever) to regain my masculinity.

<i>Yeah, I only really did that post to point to that mod because it makes me happier than I should be.</i>

Actor.

Ok, I just looked in here.... and I'm a chick, and it's not all that. Even the female sex doesn't understand the female sex. You cannot understand being a female just by being a female. A female is a power to behold and fear....and breasts put a hell of a lot of weight on your back, for your information.

The tradeoff of being able to 'keep going' is that its very tiring.

I'll remain a man, thank you.