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Lol, I was laughing my ass off at that...

"Well... Err, You could still take my... um, orgal virginity..."

"No. And again, not according to what I've seen written in the restroom."

God, Poe is such a genious. ^^

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This might not stop here.

She still has plenty of orifices left to offer.

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What do you mean.... shes got her nose.. and ears.. they don't work-- ohhhh... I get ya... :grin:

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She has elven ears, god only knows about what can be doen with them.

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I like Maji. she gives me an obscure remindence of Jordan.
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I like Maji. she gives me an obscure remindence of Jordan.


She seems more like Drug-Induced Flashback Bimbo to me.
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Or a cross between the two...

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YES!!!!! INNAPROPRIATE SEXUAL REFRENCE!!!! THE CRUDITY OF EN LIVES!!!!!!!

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I like Maji. she gives me an obscure remindence of Jordan.


she reminds me more of a half-elven Bush than Jordan

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Expariates Now: Rejecting established stereotypes in favor of strange new stereotypes! - Ricewind MoG's Ghost



Who's Ricewind?

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Expariates Now: Rejecting established stereotypes in favor of strange new stereotypes! - Ricewind MoG's Ghost



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The forum-goer who has the car with the huge mounted tailfin. He keeps saying 'bling bling' for some reason. It must be some form of code.

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"And please get up"

heh.

That was rather funny, I laughed for a good 10 minutes. Who would have thought, Meji is a slut?

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why is it that all the pretty ones turn out to be ho's? oh well, at least the chances have bumped up for gratutious nudity XD.

and as a side note, in a fantasy world, what would you use to write on a lavatory wall? i wouldn't have though they have black markers...hmmm...

just being nit-picky, sorry poe, verr funny stuff tho.
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and as a side note, in a fantasy world, what would you use to write on a lavatory wall? i wouldn't have though they have black markers...hmmm...


Well... they do have magic...

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Well... they do have magic...

Oh, indeedy - inscribe the runes right on the stall door. Maybe the traditional "For a good time, call [name here]" prank could include a communication spell that actually contacts the victim in question. Can you picture that? Telepathic voices of random losers in your head asking you what color underwear you've got on? :wink:

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Lesse, some simple math here....

Mage + Evil + Slut = Creepy Chick Who Fucks Like a Rabbit and Likes to Torture and Otherwise Molest People for Her Personal Pleasure.

Dude, that sounds like a Dominatrix. Poe, if you include whips and chains somewhere in the Meji equation I'll send you my firstborn. No, really. If the little shit is anything like me I'll get tired of 'em quick.
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Telepathic voices of random losers in your head asking you what color underwear you've got on?

- Sir Bob.



STOP!!! you'll anger them....

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Poe, if you include whips and chains somewhere in the Meji equation I'll send you my firstborn. No, really.


She is covered in belts, thats kinda close.
Give it a couple of weeks.

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Ehh.... I'm not really one fore... y'know... domination and all that. Personally, the 'mens room' comment surprised me, Meji looks too.. innocent for all that.

Wait... did I just use the word innocent to describe Poe's work??? I think I need to get some sleep now.

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