ZOMBIE FORUMS

I would try to figure out why evertime something "can't be beat" someone always finds a way to. Or why Evil Tyrants always make the same mistakes, you think they would learn from history, or stories, or even video games wouldn't you?

I'd make a bow with a laser sight on it.

-H-Kat

Ent in a can.

Esper-in-a-Can! Great for those who can't find any Magicite.

Isn't magacite just dead esper in a can?

...QUIET, YOU! *stab, stab, stab*

Isn't magacite just dead esper in a can?


Something you dont hear every day....even on the internet.

Intesting projects, so far. : p

Another thing I would like to do: Figure out how to REALLY control air (make it move wherever the hell I want it to). That way, I could draw all the air out of someone, make their lungs shrivel and they would die.

That would be a wartime project.

Why do that when you can make a spell that causes the bones of someone to burst out of their body (autokill) in a huge gory explosion (burst damage and fear effect) and then attack nearby people (summons a few weak clouds of levitating bone shards)?

Because the bone-thing wouldn't be used for
anything constructive, of course.

After reading all of these, I have decided
that my project sucked. I am therefore
changing it to explain why the world must be
saved as part of the plot in many RPGs -
because it so f***ing small.

I'd research why bad guys have typically been stricken with awful aim regarding projectile weapons. This usually applies more towards James Bondesque type situations, rather than swordfighting, but is intriguing nonetheless. Why on earth does one good guy have the ability to shoot ropes people are hanging on without looking and running while an army of bad guys with very large guns can't hit crap?

An appendix may have to be written regarding why good guys tend to be less effected by flesh wounds and why they can knock out bad guys with one punch only when it makes the plot easier to digest.

I think I will call it the "Klob Phonomenon."

I would attempt to discover where monsters carry their items, how small monsters can carry huge items, and why no monsters ever equip said equipment in order to aid them in any way.

Hmm...as time travel can simply erase anything else, I'd go for a way to be immune from the effects of time travel, including paradox, and then build a backpack-sized time machine.

And yes, I am playing Red Alert 2 right now. Desolator ready! Spread the Goo! Ready for meltdown! It will be a silent spring.

i would make a perpetual anti-motion machine, a device which could not be moved, produced/absorbed no energy and was the size of denver, and i'd build it directly overtop of the school

I would try to find out exactly WHY so many frikkin twit women in fantasy worlds feel this absurd need for running around half naked, why this hasn't yet spread to men, and why the hell they get implants. Hello, total impracticality! ><

Well, as for my male fantasy characters, they're clothed because it's just a better thing to do =P warmer, less noticeable, plus it looks cool to walk around in a black robe.

Simple: women of many fantasy worlds
resemble dolphins in the fact that they have
a layer of blubber as part of their skin.
Therefore, much of their body does not need
to be covered for them to stay warm, only
excepting acts of Plot.
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Perhaps its a way to make the male enemies deal them less damage...






Or maybe its because the true gods, the ones who created the Creator, are a bunch of horny nerdy computer guys.

IRT 1
easy.

um... dunno the word...for want of a better word, cast the biggest fireball i could.

Chainmail Bikini syndrome has always been a pet peeve of mine. Once, while reading a book on fantasy art, I saw an example of a character design sktech for a female warrior.

The poor girl had a metal thong, knee high leather boots, long, flowing hair, armor that left the bottom halves of her breasts (including her fucking nipples) completely exposed, and, to add insult to injury, noted that the armor was "gold".

The caption of this picture stressed that practicality is important when designing a female warrior.

That said, fantasy has it's share of scantily clad men, too... just look at Conan the Barbarian and his ilk.

Barbarian no need puny armour. Barbarian with hammer go SMASH and big dent in armour stop small man. Me use Bare hands TO RIP the head of the armour like TIN can!