ZOMBIE FORUMS

Seriously. If you were in that position, what would you try to accomplish for your project? Please. A bit of sanity at first, at least.

Hmm....I think I would...Try and create a shapeshifter suit. THAT would be spiffy.

A Horn of Cornopia (if that's how it is spelled)

That is, an everlasting source of foodstuffs. _Good_ foodstuffs.

I would find a way to put a Bag of Holding in a Portable Hole (and vice versa) without causing the demiplanar material within each medium to collapse and ruin the contents.

I'd create a demiplane of fire that served as an infinite heat source, with no pollution or fuel use.

A ring of charm.

("Well, you see, you just look right into this ruby here and...")

A study comparing ear size in female half elves to breast size... Sure I would flunk... but heh heh heh

"Are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Its allright, its reasearch. Now take off your shirt."

Better yet

"Are you sure we should all be doing this?"
"It's alright, it's research. I need all 10 of you in here for a valid comparison. Pictures no longer cut it in the modern age. Now, shirts off everyone."

"Are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Its allright, its reasearch. Now take off your shirt."


LOL!

Thats a classic.

I would create theUltimate weapon,not one that would be beat by a trio of adventures or run away when hurt.My creation could take on several large armies and when it's all done come out asking for more!

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I would attempt to disprove 'Cid's Third Law of Engineering', which states that in any given world, there can be only one airship functioning at any time, unless there is a cheesy plot device keeping others intact.

-BiShouNenKaMi
Um... yeah.

I would try to discover how adventurers can carry all the items necessary to prevail in defeating monsters and god-like evil beings(such as potions, pheonix downs, ect.) without slowing down even a little in combat...The question of where these items are held would also make a good research topic...^^

I'd figure out how you can resurrect your friend on the battle field, but not during a cut scene.

I mean c'mon, you've got a healer chick and some ressurection potions, the king's brother doesn't really have to die..or whatever.

I'd also figure out why, when you first start adventuring, you seem to live in the part of the world with the wussiest creatures imaginable, as every other little village on the planet will have much larger creatures than your home town did.

I would try to disprove the 'Humans taste
like Chicken' theory.

This theory states that whenever cannibalism
rears its ugly head in a plot when the
characters are unaware of it, they will not
be able to tell the difference until seen
with their own eyes. Furthermore, the meat
will have been processed in some way and
will be the most common food in the area.

I don't believe I would pass, seeing as
volunteers for my project would be scarce.

Don't forget to discuss the "Derivation of Cid's Third Law of Engineering."

"Although there is only one such vehicle functioning, massive facilities requiring huge sums of money will have been built to service this one special vehicle at any place in the world."

With all the magic and polymorphing and what not you think someone would devise a potion, that could be changed, to make a woman look like exactly as she wanted (except for some facial feature, so we can tell them apart).

Then everything would be happy with bunnies and world peace as hamsters can finally live out their lives in harmony with nature. Can you not see how much happier the world would be?!

I know a good one! Find out how monsters randomly spawn, and prevent it from occuring. No more random encounters, yay!

my project will be called THE NAKED TRUTH
where I would create a wonder drug that will
force Mankinds feble mind to abandond its shame (the fact that we where stuff) thus making it easier for perverts to get a good looky and sluts would go nuts more faster.

Until Winter hits, and everybody freezes to death.

I would have to argue how, even though the enemy may possibly be bigger than you in factors of ten and standing right beside you, or no more than 10 feet away, you miss.

That or why gravity magic only takes about a third health, when clearly, black holes are killers.

And as a side note, just to show off, why getting hit square in the melon with a sword the size of a boat doesn't kill you.

And yes, i have issues, but i'm dealing with them.