ZOMBIE FORUMS

I guess I've met the requirements for initiations, so here goes: (this'll be interactive, in the sense that lunatic can choose her torture.)

Darkness.

A small tendril of light falls down and touches Lunatic on the arm. It slowly spreads, showing her tied loosely to a chair in the middle of a white room.

Lunatic easily escapes, using her evil cuteness powers to cut the ropes. She runs to a wall, followed by the beam of light.

A door appears in the wall, and out come several men in suits. One has slightly large ears and wears a button reading, simply, "W".

A. Try to fight past the men.
B. Run away.
C. Stay where you are.

Run awaaaaay!!!!!!

/me glares at all the happy people.

Stop it.

/me sighs, and hands LunaticPandora a slightly soggy but very yummy cookie as she runs past.

Be careful. There are Fairies about. And skulls. Can't forget the skulls. Well, you can. But I'm not talking to you. Yes you are. Not you, <b>you</b>. Me? Yes. I'm not crazy. Yes you are. What proof do you have? You're talking to me. Oh, right...

/me blinks and looks around at the staring people.

What?

Sounds like you'll fit in just fine.

Congratz to LunaticPandora. Not bad for your first thread. 122 replies in what, a week?
gee, gotta check. Nope. about 5 days. *erk* that's fast.

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Initiated</a> by P51mus

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: spiketail on 2003-01-20 01:40 ]</font>

heh, heh...you stupid cowardly fool!
Now, on with the initiation.

Lunatic Pandora runs, screaming, from the evil Republicans and their masco-I mean, puppet. She doesn't even notice when two large, hulking figures loom in front of her, so terrified is she of the Grand Old Party demons.

The two trolls grab her by the legs and dangle her twenty feet from the ground.

"Eeeeeek! I said no trolls!"

Suddenly, the writer suffers a fatal heart attack and is replaced by another, more compassionate one.

Two large, ugly, hulking creatures who may or may not, depending on what, according to whom, your definition of a word closely, however not entirely closely, related to "Troll" may be, be what some refer to as "Trolls" grab her by the legs and dangle her twenty feet from the ground.

A. Try to struggle.
B. Try to convince the not entirely troll-like beings to stop.
C. Do nothing.

try and convince them to stop.

Yes. *nods*

*Throws into to give his n00b (Pandora) some help*

You want a hand cutie just ask

-Lifyre

Thanks for the offer.

I think I'll be fine, given I have the evil powers of cuteness on my side.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LunaticPandora on 2003-01-20 13:43 ]</font>

Damn those evil cuteness powers! Damn them!!

The two evil troll-like figures disintigrate upon seeing the hurt look on Pandora's face, dropping her from twenty feet. She lands on a field of spikes and dies.

**THE END**

**OR IS IT?**

Suddenly, a sparkly, shiny, but slightly bent-looking disc floats into view. It uses one charge of Reanimate to bring Pandora back to life. She screams in pain as her body reforms around the spikes, and dies again. The disc emits what sounds like a faint, "D'oh!", and destroys the spikes. Reanimated again, Lunatic staggers up.

"Congratulations on surviving the stereotypical arena battle area. The reason it wasn't that painful was because you made the right choices. Really. It wasn't because I'm lazy."

Feel free to write "Initiated with style by mystical, even though I already HAD a DNI from Lifyre"

*Deuce comes in, PVC Pipe 'o' Pain over one shoulder.*

Don't mind me, just testing something...

*Deuce bonks LunaticPandora on the head with the Pipe.*

{{Bonk SQUEEEEEEEK!}}

Yup, thought so...

*Shoulders the pipe and walks off...

/me hands Pandora another cookie.

Welcome. And eat that before you get bonked again - it happens a bit around here.

The idea of a goth alice reminds me of the Alice from American McGee's Alice for some reason...

We also gave LP a gun with her initial DNI. and I gave her a bucket of ammo.

pfft. I would have about 500 if the forums hadn't changed from keenspot.

Well. Not much I can say to that except: <a href="http://forums.kyhm.com/viewtopic.php?topic=2069&forum=2&21">link</a>.

Ooooh....wonderland.

Hmm well 1) if you were there when the boards originally swapped, you would know that your argument is redundant

2) Were they all on EN? hmm?

3) You should get on really well with Eronarn...

BLM

i don't activly try to piss people off though.

Don't make excuses, I've been on exactly a month longer than you.

And I spent two months away from the computer.

Well I too would have a bunch more if this were still a keen forum. And just because you do it for free doesn't mean you aren't still a post whore!


there, one more for my post count!