ZOMBIE FORUMS

*grabs a chair, making sure he has a nice spot, and cracks open a b33r*

Best spot in the place for watching an initiation! Don't disappoint me now, whoever is going to take this one up...

*VoiceJail wanders into the topic, completely unaware of the danger at hand, a small shadow drops down behind him and an echoing 'click' is heard*

"Ah, ah, naughty of you to have wandered in here," The figure declares.

*With the speed of sight and nary a sound, four arrows fly from the figure's wrist and penetrate VoiceJail's limbs, pinning him to the wall"

"B-b-but..." stammers the n00b, as blood begins to trickle from the wounds and from his mouth.

"Silence!" the figure rasps, and fires a fifth arrow through his victim's open mouth, "No talking, your voice will be... imprisoned, shall we say?"

*With this ultimatum delivered, the figure steps into the light, it's Aiseirigh!*

"Betcha never thought I had it in me..."

*With delicate grace, the Ressurection draws a handful of long pins from a pocket*

"Now this shouldn't hurt. Just a tiny bit of discomfort..."

*The first needle is gently driven into VoiceJail's right eye, Close Encounters-style. VoiceJail's first scream muffles with the blood and splinters flowing from around his lips.*

Aiseirigh smiles, "Oops... did I mention these needles were heated? I guess this *is* going to hurt, a lot."

*The second needle finds a home in the retina of the left eye, with an accompanying moan of agony. The third wanders to the nose, where it buries itself amidst the cartiladge*

VoiceJail's leg jerks spasmodically with the pain and rips itself from the wall, blood flowing freely.

"OH! Trying to ruin my work? Eh?" warns the gaoler. "I'll have to take care of that..."

*With a resounding swoosh and a revolting wet thwock, Aiseirigh's sword severs the leg at the hip. He proceeds to beat the n00b several times across the face with it, driving the needles deeper with each blow. The screams attempt to worsen, but more blood blocks their ascent.*

"Never ruin my work. Ever." growls Aiseirigh. "Now, what to do with this sword? Hrmmm..."

*The blade of the sword traces a red path across the chest of the prisoner, stopping briefly at the heart.*

"I think I've found the place for you, my steel."

*Drawing back his arm, Aiseirigh drives the blade into VoiceJail's groin, up to the hilt. The resulting noise that bursts from the wet, mangled heap on the wall is beyond a simple scream. It is agony in its purest."

"Bah. I've had my fun. The other members will probably disembowel me for this. (Ooohh... disembowel, have to mark that down for future use.)" Aiseirigh begins to remove the metal from the limp figure on the wall. "It's a pity, he would've made a good wall ornament. Lousy White Mage's Oath. CURE!"

...And VoiceJail returns in perfect condition, except for a small scar across his chest that reads "Aiseirigh was here."

*And the two figures walk off into the throngs again.*


Hrm... how'd you guys like it? I dunno if I'm qualified for initiating, but I gave it my best. I fancy myself as a bit of a writer and blah... blah... blah....

Nice, though try ta hold off till at least 100 before initiating... It's just a kinda... I dunno... tradition, if you will.

But still nice.

Judges rulling: I'll allow it.

-BiShouNenKaMi
We really need to get it posted what our policies are... I mean, I remember way back, Poe mentioning it might be nice to, oh, you know... Not initiate unless they're being annoying and deserve it??

Wow.. all my lurking and I never picked up on any prerequisite for initiating, I just assumed it was something you tried and if other members liked it, you were qualified.

Sorry if I piss anyone off for what I did, I'll hold off until 100 (intelligent) posts before I throw my weight around again.

*Goes and hides in corner*

(Oh, and VoiceJail, if you could put 'Initiated by Aiseirigh' in your sig, It'd make me feel really, really special. Please?)

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The name is Aiseirigh, the Ressurection. So don't you even think about killing, maiming, or harming me.... please?

Initiated by Lifyre and his Ooey Kablooie Huey.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Aiseirigh on 2003-01-17 02:28 ]</font>

I don't really like the idea of 100 posts before being able to initiate. Sure, it does keep n00bs from initiating but...

What about when you get a postwhore like say...Eronarn. They'll get to 100 posts rather fast.

I think it discriminates against boardies that don't postwhore.

I'd rather put it as a time limit like somewhere between a month or two months as a boardie (and rank must be above n00b, so they that have some posting exp).
That's my thoughts on the matter.

The other members disembowel you?! (cracks knuckles)...Damn right!
...
Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya...Your initiation was pretty cool...Hell of a lot better than either of mine...
BTW BiSh...I thought Poe requested that we try to keep the initiations slightly less preverted in the ES forums...Whatever^^
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Total slaughter...Total slaughter...I won't leave a single man alive...La de da de die...Genocide...La de da de dud...An ocean of blood...Let's begin the killing time...
~Vash the Stampede

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Shinigami on 2003-01-17 03:05 ]</font>

*Lifyre sniffs and wipes a tear from his eye...*

Damn... it makes a man proud to see his n00bs grow up so quickly. Very nice.


Hmm... I been thinking. Pandora's cute, hyper, and sugar based... Now I DNI'd her. However I see nothing wrong with some recreational violating... I'll tell you what. If you can make it fun to watch then have at it. I will make some addendums though. No trolls or rank n00bs can have a go at her naughty parts.

-Lifyre
I bow to popular sentiment. Perhaps I was rash to judge...

I figure from now on we should do all DNIs in pencil, so they can be easily erased.

Hm, I don't enjoy that sort of thing unless they enjoy it too.

BTW, Troll=you Ero.

Umm... yeah. No shit. Did you JUST figure it out?

blast, foiled again.

like a fisherman with no bait, Indigo will never catch a n00b.

[]just noticed title, THNX kyhm[]_________________



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Indigo on 2003-01-17 17:41 ]</font>

If I had thought I was doing more than stating the obvious, I'd have said more on the subject.

*shrugs*

If you want to intiate me, I can always scrub the Sharpie letters off my forehead.

Just make it creative so I'll get a kick out of reading it, okay?

One request: no trolls. They sort of scare me.

....ROAR!

makes the word KAWAII in bright sperkly star shaped stickers.

is there such a thing as too cute?

Yes....there is. Not me though. Not yet at least.





<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: LunaticPandora on 2003-01-17 22:10 ]</font>

But you're close to it.

I don''t know if I should do an initiation, it's been a while, I might have lost my touch.

I used this in another post, but I will post it here again because it seemed appropreate.

I just cant stop comparing this to the Paedophiles on the internet warnings.

BLM