ZOMBIE FORUMS

Make sure they're flavored condoms to get more around.

Ground control to Gias, we're losing you out there.

::snaps back to reality::

Heheh..... wooops. Didn't mean to zone out there.

::hides something behind back, loud buzzing noise is heard...::

Errrr ...um..... y-yeah... ^^;

No! The hello kitty vibrating massager is not meant for that!

But it's soo cute, and it's a ten-speed model!

....besides, I don't think you'd want it now, it's kinda ..... sticky

::laughs nervously::

Sell it to Labrat, he'll like it

I'm not sure wether to be intrigued or freaked out by that, but in any case, I'll just cling possesively to it in a Smeagol/Gullum like manner.

How much to dress her up in a frilly french maid uniform, bind her bent over the back of a wooden chair, slowly and teasingly run my fingers along the back of her legs to the hem of her short skirt, then gently lift it to tease her ripe buttox until at once I lash out and spank her like I was the headmaster at an english boarding school and she missed one too many homework assignments.

Just curious.

Well... since she's in training, last time I checked her price list was based on drinks... I suspect that particular little idea (which, btw, I did NOT need the mental images for, since I live with her) might be fairly expensive. Like, LOTS of alcohol. Heck, while you're at it, I might as well become a Pimp-in-Training and have you buy me drinks, too. ^-^'

EDIT:
On second thought... I don't think I'd make a very good pimp... I think I'll stick with being the scary wanna-be historian. You can still buy me drinks though... ^-^'

~o-o~ (Look! I have a little symbol for Art Historian Glasses (TM) now!)

*swipes the ~o-o~* So why don't you think you'd be a good pimp? Would you sell your women for too cheap?

Nah. But, depending on my mood, I might try to steal their customers.

^-^'

The real reason, though, is that my Evil Twin is already the Quaker Pimp, so my being a pimp would just be unnecessary and unoriginal. Besides... I'm too much of a wimp to make a really good purveyor of loose women. -_-'

EDIT: Kat's the Good Twin, Lochenvar (Eric) is the Evil Twin, and I'm the Neutral Triplet. It's simple, really. Kat's about as good as Eric is evil (and vice versa), and I'm about as good as Kat and as evil as Eric, depending on my mood. Oh, and my Evil Twin is dating my Clone, just to further clarify.

YOu mean you're not the evil Twin?

If you Evil Twin is dating your Clone, which is essientially a copy of yourself which I'm assuming hasn't had any gender/personality changes or such......

::gets very confused::

Is that even moral??

Wait, if your evil twin is dating your clone doesn't that mean they're dating their sibling?

<a href="http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://chibi-mina.tripod.com/clonesall.jpg">It's a bunch of nicknames, sillyheads.</a>

Whew... I was getting creeped out there for a second. not really And I get the spirit of it now. I myself have several 'sisters' that are in no possible way related to me, yet I call them sisters anyways.

The only sister I have is that woman that dresses like a nun and spanks me for 3 hours every week in exchange for three liters of my Blood, two hairs of no less than 3 inches length, one cup of urine from my dog and $35.
Every christmas she sends me a cake...

Actor.

If It's chocolate cake, then it's always worth it. Of course, I'm a chocolate whore, so I could be wrong... I doubt that though.