So regarding the hunting of Half Elves...

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:38 pm

Taeweil wrote:

Who the heck steered the conversation back to the main topic? That's an offense punishable by exposing you to Eronarn. :D

...Though on second thought that might not be a good thing. It could just make you one more LABRAT or other such that slink about here. Kind of like minor criminals who go to prison, they just come out worse. :lol:

So either I get violated and corrupted, which would only make me worse, or I am left as is, free to spread my own particular brand of Evil? Hey, either way, I win!

::cackles insanely::

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:15 pm

Could use Labrat to violate you.

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:20 pm

Kin Kin Hood!!! wrote:

Could use Labrat to violate you.

:o :o :o
::laughs nervously, then runs and hides while strapping on a chastity belt with heavy chains::

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:22 pm

Then again I haven't made LAbrat a zombie slave yet. I ought to do that.

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:51 pm

Wouldn't the process of Zombie-Slavification (or somethin) involve a long, drawn out necromancy ritual, due to the fact that Labrat's body would have to be partially decomposed before he could be technically a zombie? I think just raising him from the dead right after killing him would be basically a revive/mind control combo. Not that I know anything about necromancy, mind you...

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:18 pm

NAh, just have to get one of my other Zombie slaves to bite him.

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:24 pm

Ah, undead oral lovin. Gotcha. Hope they do somethin about the dead guy breath before they put the moves on people.

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:25 pm

I give all my zombies Orbit gum.

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:38 pm

Even with their flesh rotting and falling off as their bowels loosen and maggots crawl free of their flesh, their pearly whites stay ..... pearly white. 8)

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:12 pm

Yup Pearly white and their breath don't smell too bad.

Gias · **Posted:** Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:40 pm

Why, I can almost see it now: I'd lay there on the cold ground, bleeding from the jugular as a zombie ventalates my esophagus while it's buddies go to work stripping the flesh from m limbs in bloody ragged chunks. Then just before I look into the light, I'd notice how minty fresh their breaths are despite the stench of decay... Of course, the light just might be the gleam shining off their sparkling chompers, thus lulling me into a false sense of security as I'm dragged down into hell, but hey, at least I'd be at a barbeque. Nevermind the fact that I just might BE the barbeque.

Kin Kin Hood!!! · **Posted:** Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:43 am

That or their skull. Even though they may be decaying they also still use Herbal Essences body wash.

ZOMBIE FORUMS

So regarding the hunting of Half Elves...

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