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Maybe now I can go onto some gameshow.

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Has anyone ever had Toblerone? It's like chocolate and honey and other yummy stuff all mixed together and put in a triangular candy bar. The dark chocolate stuff is... well... very good.

Also, points for Oniko. The glasses definately fit there.

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Nope, but NOW I want one. :o

Oooo... chocolate and honey....

:gets the shivers::

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If you want to try something interesting I had earlier today, try a dark chocolate brownine topped with chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry.

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Gias wrote:
Well, at least I learned something new.

So did I. I learned on the previous page that smart girls prefer chocolate to shopping :)

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Has anyone ever had Toblerone? It's like chocolate and honey and other yummy stuff all mixed together and put in a triangular candy bar. The dark chocolate stuff is... well... very good.

Toblerone rules. And not only because it has a flat bottom and a straight edge, either. Dark Toblerone is almost my favourite kind of triangle-shaped thing.

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Also, points for Oniko. The glasses definitely fit there.

Mmm ... glasses ...


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Another thing to know is that when girls are depressed they eat or go shopping, when men are depressed they go start wars.

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Another thing to know is that when girls are depressed they eat or go shopping, when men are depressed they go start wars.


Or, they go to a strip club or bar, get drunk, then wake up in a strange hotel room the next day minus their pants and with a sore ass.

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That one is new to me, is that out of personal experience?

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Nah, I learned to cut back on the drinking, besides, with my metabolism I tend to get hungover usually just over an hour to two hours from my last drink, so I'm tend to be somewhat coherent. Is that normal, by the way?

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.....that's it, I think an initation is in order for this Postwhore......

or ALL OF THEM for that matter......

I SUMMON RAE AND THE POWER OF TEH URoD!!!!!

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Well, I suppose that I can only hope that it won't involve maple syrup. That stuff's a pain in the ass to clean out of my hair and clothes.

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I'm still tempted to make Gias into another in the ranks of my zombie army.

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Gias wrote:
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Well, I suppose that I can only hope that it won't involve maple syrup. That stuff's a pain in the ass to clean out of my hair and clothes.


Any pictures?


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No, just the memories.....

heh..... good times....... :)

Me as a zombie? It's tempting, and from what I see, you certainly have a good dental plan going, not to mention hygiene standards, which is a first for any undead master I've seen.

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Of course, can't have any just normal undead army, gotta have one that stands out.

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So, this undead army does offer a 401k right? What's the pay like, and what hours would I be working? There a union I'd have to worry about? And most importantly, how often would I have to expect to be attacked by demon hunters, priests, or, worst of all, a guy with a chain saw for a right hand and a fistfull of sawed-off Boom Stick?


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no 401k, you're payed in Orbit Gum and free to eat the people who arn't deemed undead army worthy.

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Hmm, no thanks, I think I'll just continue whoring myself to pay for my Ben & Jerry's ice cream addiction, and the occasional banana split from Baskin Robbins. No doubt this will eventually result in me becoming a bloated sow with a disease-ridden crotch, living in a roach infested apartment in the ghetto which smelly white trash on one side and wannabe gangsta rapping drug dealers on the other, but at least I'll always have Howie Lee's chinese food close at hand.

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Well...... as long as I can keep my tongue and opposable thumbs, I guess I can get used to being a zombie with five breasts.... I'm not sure that cam out right....

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