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I'm having LadyCosmo flashbacks here... Conversations like this are for Instant Messenger or IRC, not the boards. That said...

**slight whirring as Burst Cannon revs up**bambambambambambambam When the smoke clears, both Gias and KinKinHood have been blasted, the words 'CLAIMED BY CHAZ' written in smoking bulletholes on their chests.

I'll get this written soon...

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That's going to take alot of bleach to remove.

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Bah... I really didn't mind Lady Cosmo all that much... at least she didn't type in @##$$$*&*#$@! pain to read red text like some of the past post whore princesses have done...


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Would that be a light grey color of a hot pink?

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Michael Poe wrote:
Bah... I really didn't mind Lady Cosmo all that much... at least she didn't type in @##$$$*&*#$@! pain to read red text like some of the past post whore princesses have done...



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I still think there are far more worse colors than red.

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Chaz wrote:
**slight whirring as Burst Cannon revs up**bambambambambambambam When the smoke clears, both Gias and KinKinHood have been blasted, the words 'CLAIMED BY CHAZ' written in smoking bulletholes on their chests.


Yay! Go Chaz. I woulda claimed 'em sooner, for the same reasons, but I didn't have any ideas.

Watch carefully, you two, and see the master at his work.

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Hell, I won't stop you from stealing some, even if you're not. None for the initiates, though.

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Bah... I really didn't mind Lady Cosmo all that much... at least she didn't type in @##$$$*&*#$@! pain to read red text like some of the past post whore princesses have done...


Since I have absolutely no idea why it's so hard to read my posts when I use purple text, I'll kindly refrain from doing so until it's explained to me.

::pauses, and looks down at the still bleeding bullet holes::

'Claimed' huh? I hope this means I won't end up being forced to serve drinks to dirty old men wearing just a dog collar and a smile while trying to keep them from groping me.

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'Claimed' huh? I hope this means I won't end up being forced to serve drinks to dirty old men wearing just a dog collar and a smile while trying to keep them from groping me.


No, you still get to be a zombie slave.

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Gias wrote:
'Claimed' huh? I hope this means I won't end up being forced to serve drinks to dirty old men wearing just a dog collar and a smile while trying to keep them from groping me.


You won't be forced to, you'll just do it out of the goodness of your heart.


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'Claimed' huh? I hope this means I won't end up being forced to serve drinks to dirty old men wearing just a dog collar and a smile while trying to keep them from groping me.


Would that be you in just the dog collar and smile or the dirty old men?

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I'm confused about Gias' gender, is ve male or female?

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I offer 5 pound chocolate bars to those who will become my zombie slaves.

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I'd accept if I weren't already MiaoMing's love slave.

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I'm confused about Gias' gender, is ve male or female?


Actually, I've delibarately been doing my best to avoid saying anything that would provide accurate information as to my correct gender. Ya know, 'very mysteeeerious.' Not that gender actually matters on a faceless forum.

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actually, the Purple text HAS been hard to read and bugging me,

though i'm pretty sure i'm the only one using the Black Soul template....which may mean why only I will complain.....

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Well, just for you two then, plus PTLIS, no more purple text from me, because I'm such a nice, well mannered child who would never think of setting fire to someone's car via popping open the hood with a crowbar and smashing a motolov cocktail on the engine. :)

By the way, is green ok?

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I'm confused about Gias' gender, is ve male or female?


Actually, I've delibarately been doing my best to avoid saying anything that would provide accurate information as to my correct gender. Ya know, 'very mysteeeerious.' Not that gender actually matters on a faceless forum.


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I'd like to point out the irony of that statement when we've so recently had an isuue that had a good deal to do with gender and sexism. Nothing against you, G, but it strikes me as a little odd.

And what's wrong with green? What template are you using Kin Kin?

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