ZOMBIE FORUMS

I can offer some cat boy stuff? The cat we used to have long ago was very touchy at the nether regions of his spine. I have some very dim memories of the "magic button" effect, particularily when he was lying on the side. What I remember vividly is how he reacted to being touched in the wrong way there. He would snap around and try to bite my hand... but without moving his back end much. So when I tickled him to the right of the spine, he snapped around to the right. I just had to move my hands a few centimeters (imperial: inches) to the other side of the spine and tickle there... he snaps around to the left. Move the hand back on the other side... and so on. Until he was fed up, flipped on his back, put his front claws and fangs into my hand, and used his hind claws to scratch me as much as he could.

On day he came home with a wound on his head and very disoriented. We soon realized that he was blind, and had to put him to sleep. We never learned whether it was an accident, human interference or a cat fight. Such is life.

Cat boys are acceptable as well.

Sair: It looks like your avatar has already had too much catboy.
It also looks like mine is having catboy this very second.

I'm wondering if my catgirl would get along with a mechagirl (saw one on sale at the mall yesterday) or if the relationship would be more akin to the one my cat shares with the vacuum cleaner.

i.e., much hilarity, violence, and screaming with loud mechanical sounds mixed in.

Is that why I've been all bloated lately..? Damnit Labbykins, you said I shouldn't worry!



(Warning: Link is NSFW) Sources indicate catboy penii lack spurs, but are plagued by curious small white bars.

Why worry if there is noting you can do? Fetuses I have fathered have killed abortion doctors in self defense as early as two weeks after contraception.

And since when are you a houseplant?

I fucked up with my transmutation device and hit Wrin's house. Everything living inside there was turned into a large carnivorous plant.

Incidentally, I have a picture of a carnivorous plant eating a catgirl.

Doesn't everybody?

Only since he posted it.

Poor thing.

This thread has too much awesome in it...

If I post a picture of myself with my AK-47 and CZ-52, it would exceed the daily recommended allowance of awesome by 600%.

Still, we need more boobies.

The plant or the catgirl?

Yes.

Holy shit. IM has guns for tits. Thats right, you heard it here first.
You know somebody's family is tough when their infants are suckled on highspeed bullets.

I'm from Texas; we're issued an extremely kick-ass firearm at birth and acquire new ones in an exponential manner.

Aaand it seems my image host is down, so no pictures of my weaponry.

Bwaahaahaa. I'm soulless! No afterlife for me! Screw you God, you got nothing on me and you know it!

I'm gonna laugh if you end up the victim of a freak bolt of lightning on the 6:00 news. Just so you know. :P

Pff, I've said worse and lived. The posited omnipotent omniscient creator of the universe apparently doesn't feel the need to prove that It has larger gonads than I do.

Thread made of awesome.

Yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say. Bye now.