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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:18 am 
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What kind of dog? Like one in a lab coat?

I think Huckleberry wore a collar and tie while walking around town with blue hair and no pants. Not unlike certain members of this forum.

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Boss Out of Town wrote:
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What kind of dog? Like one in a lab coat?

I think Huckleberry wore a collar, tie, and no pants while walking around town with blue hair and no pants. Not unlike every member of this forum.

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My hamster was a real escape artist. At first we put him in a cage with a wooden floor on a table but he chewed down though the 3/4" base and the inch of hardwood table. Luckily he couldn't find his way out of the room so we found him in the morning. Next he had a cage with a plastic floor which he also made short work of. He ended up in an all metal cage which finally defeated him.

When he got moved into my bedroom he loved to climb up the two storey chimney and he would come back down covered in soot. He was pure white normally but he was always completly back when he came down. He could jump really far and he learned to do some acrobatics in his cage and use the top mesh as monkey bars :D

He lived for 5 years! Finally died of cancer :(


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aaww I loved that story, some pets can be so cute... I have more experience with cats not so much with other kindof animals.

I remember one really funny incident was in the previous place I lived we had this very vibrant cat (two actually the other one was vital and active while the other one was like I use to call her that she has low tyroxine levels) so one time she had sneaked into the balkony and at some point we realised she was there and had climbed out as our appartment is in the second floor beneath the balkony there is door to downstairs neighbours door and on top of that there is a roof that is sliding down with a u-curved water drainage system.

I dont how why or how she decided to try to go there into that roof but since it was in such angle and is slippery she had started sliding down and was halted to the drainage point and was stuck there trying to climb up but her nails not been able to hold on to anything. She was really scared but at the same time the situation was really humorous, she was not even in life danger because if she fell nothing was gonna happen to her it the fall was that short. Anyhow what we managed to do was that we took a big broom and pulled her up from her ass as she was climbing up at the same time, I wished I could have tape record it, it was so funny :D

She was my daughter's cat always baking her hair in the night and if she was away from home for abnormally long time this cat would come and talk to me and meowwed in a certain way like really worried where the first part of the meooww was coming as whisper and she was just anciously looking straight into my eyes, lol ! Cats are so funny and entertaining :D

Then one thing that was so funny about her also is that she was so "sociable" that any time when I went to piss, she would come with me and do her thing in the litter at the same time with me :D maybe its because she is woman like me :P

The other cat that was mine was been rescued from countryside house where there were litters coming out all the time because the person didnt care to operate them at all, she was not really healthy and was not chear up at all like Viiru and did not appear to grow up at all after some time, just grew fat. She was always tired and sometimes when Viiru is trying to play with her too roughly she dont have strenght she would just be gnarrling at her and staying still, sometimes she would just be sitting in a place for a long periods of time and looking at something, also she was really slow in reactions not like usually how cats can catch a fly etc she couldnt catch anything

Dogs are funny too we once had a dog when I was a child. We were living in this isolated place and at that time my mother had taken huge project to start knitting these beautiful white shirts for all of us, she had finished doing mine and hers and had began knitting my stepfathers own and since he is really larger person the shirt was double work too it took her like twice longer to knit that one, so anyways she had finished knitting almost the other side completely and was always keeping it in this one basket then we travelled somewhere for a whole day and left the dog home inside. Since he didnt like the idea of being left alone and dumbed there at home he decided to revenge the best possible way and noticing how hard my mother has been knitting that shirt he chewed is all and ruined the months hard work !!! Quite smart move !!!!

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Well, I can see how her prose and non sequitor subject matter would be kryptonite to some of you people on this forum.


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Itterind wrote:
Well, I can see how her prose and non sequitor subject matter would be kryptonite to some of you people on this forum.


hmm, well, I think it wasn't so much the prose as the insulting of the moderator on said moderator's own wedding thread that got Egets booted... not that I should be leaping to get involved in this all, but yall know I can't keep my mouth shut when I know I'm right. And even if you didn't, well now you do.

*wanders off to throw some stingrays at the alligators*


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Wow, how about you all stop arguing about it and just... you know... let an old thread die in peace and forget egets ever existed save for my amusing macros huh?

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spacecoyote_vega wrote:
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Well, I can see how her prose and non sequitor subject matter would be kryptonite to some of you people on this forum.


hmm, well, I think it wasn't so much the prose as the insulting of the moderator on said moderator's own wedding thread that got Egets booted... not that I should be leaping to get involved in this all, but yall know I can't keep my mouth shut when I know I'm right. And even if you didn't, well now you do.

*wanders off to throw some stingrays at the alligators*


Of course I admit that it did mildly annoy me that she insulted me in my wedding thread. However, it annoyed me nowhere near so much as it annoyed me that people were instantly sidetracked from what was supposed to be something happy and dragged into mournful posts about how little sense she made.

After seeing so many bad reactions to egets' posts in that thread and several others, I felt that her presence was ruining the forum experience for everyone else. <b>That is the core reason I banned her.</b> I am, usually, philosophically opposed to bannings, but this board holds no other disciplinary options to date... and I didn't feel that another option would have corrected the situation, anyways.

Now then... since I am Evil Dictator Impy, I shall declare that further examinations of my modly decisions is inappropriate discussion for this board. If you have a problem with the choice I made, you can feel free to discuss it with me in #en on espernet and I will be happy to hear your opinion. Otherwise, let's all drop the subject and return to our regularly scheduled forum experience, ne?

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Now then... since I am Evil Dictator Impy, I shall declare that further examinations of my modly decisions is inappropriate discussion for this board.

But what are your feelings on blind, sycophantic praise for you and all that you do?
Seriously, you wouldn't believe how much of that stuff I need to offload.

And, if only I had known the unholy powers the great Poe will provide to his mates, I would have drugged and slept with him long ago. And probably inadvertently driven him to suicide.

Truely you are a glorious being or transcendant ability and grace.

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Imp-Chan wrote:
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Now then... since I am Evil Dictator Impy, I shall declare that further examinations of my modly decisions is inappropriate discussion for this board. //

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oop, I did not mean to imply Evil Dictation on anyone's part there. So as not to break the ban on discussions of modly decisions, I shall simply say that I am of the opinion that you personally are cool and reasonable. Also I shall turn my patent-pending Cosmic Love for All the Universe on this general area so as to make up for adding to the fire.

(a giant three-eyed tiger named Maurice is now sitting on your forum, telling you that you are all delicious. Sorry bout that, he comes with the Cosmic Love, can't seem to do anything about it.)


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feel free to discuss it with me in #en on espernet

My total lack of IRC sears the happiness from my soul upon reading this. In a very "I must slash my wrists now" manner. I needs must console myself with microwaved food and cheap pornography.

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fair 'enuff (although technically I was more in the process of wondering what the 'other' annoyances was. just curious mostly. On that subject matter she writes a lot like my 16-year old friend who's hardly learned English for a Norwegian... probably an immigrant to the UK)

she's probably got some sort of issue if she insulted you on your wedding thread
that's quite mean, good luck with the wedding btw. (!)

oop yeh, not mention it (the subject) again
done

nevermind
R.I.P. thread


Hopefully we'll see the little girl again someday.


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Am I the only one here that loves having sex with rats?
I LOVE RAT PENIS!!!!!!!


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Oddly enough that is not a regular here.
So welcome aboard Ratpenislover.

Now never post in ES again.

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Am I the only one here that loves having sex with rats?
I LOVE RAT PENIS!!!!!!!

Fucking poseur. Go back to gaia.


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party pooper. :roll:


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It's so accurate, though! All kitties have a magical spot at the point where their spines become their tails... if you scritch there, every last one of them will raise their butt in the air, and most of 'em will also purr. It's vaguely obscene, really.


I've met several cats who don't noticably exhibit that response.

Someone once told me that my cat is broken because she doesn't do that at all (the cat, not the someone).

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Excuse me but wtf r u doin

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Thread necromancy is never a good thing. *hides away once again*


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Thread necromancy is never a good thing. *hides away once again*


It was on the front page already, figured it wouldn't hurt anything. I'll try to avoid offending your sensibilities in the future.

Seriously, read an old thread, someone gets on your ass.

Don't read the old threads, someone will get on your ass about it while quoting out the old threads at you.

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