ZOMBIE FORUMS

Why yes, Warrel, I just saw it in my divination. We're going to kill my brother, but you interrupted me just as I was going to see the final scene to that confrontation.

Wait, I thought tomorrow was the ritual purification and buttsexxing ceremony and that fratricide was scheduled for the following day.

Why, why, WHY do I think the correct answer is "Have sex?"

Butt sex or normal, I dunno. But thats the first reaction. I wonder why?

Two things

1) is that ther teacher?

2.) IS Poe implying their relationship is sometimes pelvic in natrue?

Okay, now in the comic before, it says she puts on her robes, and starts that magic vodo stuff. Then when she's about to cut off, it says warrel "RE-entered the room", implying he was coming back.

...So that means either they don't mind being naked around each other, cause thats the kind of place that village is (doubtfull) or...Yeah. I mean, saras good looking and all, but really rather apathetic. I don't know if I could enjoy it with a girl like that.

He does have that, "I just put it in you and now I'm wondering if it was ok" look to him. Can also be read as: fuck I hope I didn't just impregnate her.

So they're going down to Walgreens in the morning to pick up that pregnancy test strip thingie?

Am I the only one wanting Sara/Jon reunion sex? And wakeup sex?
And just sex?

Or save themselves a trip and do a time-mage-ninja uterus punch, to just be sure.

I wonder what time-ninjaing around does to a baby... can't be too bad, if most people in the village can do it, and they used to not bring in outsiders...

He did this and lived?!?!?
Wouldn't have twere it me.

On a more serious note, Warren's demenor here suggests he's kind of freaked out at how his protegee is reacting to all this. Apathetic isn't the word, Sara must be sleepwalking on autopilot. Just how much does she identify with 'the present' anyway? Can't be a whole lot...

Are you suggesting that Poe would debase Errant Story by including an incest arc? I think it'd have to be twincest for Poe to be willing to take it in that direction...



She also has a wizard hat, but it wasn't mentioned.

A good point.

Of course, he could be worred that she's cut better than he is. Nothing but muscles in that family. Heck, Jon managed to have sex with a 3000 year old elf with the strength of several men without noticeable injury or pain.

Cock of steel, grip of iron.

And yet he survived intact...

Would it be insulting to time-slip just before the guy climaxes and have 2-3 bulletspeed orgasms while he's frozen?

Since you know steel is harder than iron.

I said hard. :v


Also. So no one here thinks that Sara is going to simply act like shes going to kill Jon, before Time ninja-ing behind her boss and cutting his head off?

Insert heartfelt reunion, possibly with Elvish intervention at some point and Ellis talking all smart ass.

He'd probably get friction burn. Or he'd be relieved that he didn't have to go down on her and help her finish up after he went first.

Friction burn is funnier though.