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 Post subject: "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEee... OW! I hurt my boobies by bouncing too hard..."
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I don't know where its from but anything which alludes to boobies is good with me.

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The moment i saw this i was reminded of a silly song from way back in my junior school years when silly songs that are a little bit rude are the hight of whit.

goes something like ...

"four and twenty vergins went off to Inverness,
an' when they came a home again there were four and twenty less,

dumm dum dah dum (some sort of courus here i cant remember the details off, but about inverness on a friday night)

an' maggy the barmaid she was there,
up to her usual tricks,
a' jumping off the mantel peice,
an' bouncin' off her tits

mm dum dah dum"


it was one of those ones that goes on for about 30 verses in rounds, and nobody ever knows all the words.

the weird thing is that untill seing the page hedder, i couldent remember ever haveing known such a song. streinge how the mind works. or it could just be mine.

Edit: as far as i know, Inverness rocks about as hard as the vatacan on friday nights, so its obveously declined somewhat in recent decades

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The moment i saw this i was reminded of a silly song from way back in my junior school years when silly songs that are a little bit rude are the hight of whit.

goes something like ...

"four and twenty vergins went off to Inverness,
an' when they came a home again there were four and twenty less,

dumm dum dah dum (some sort of courus here i cant remember the details off, but about inverness on a friday night)

an' maggy the barmaid she was there,
up to her usual tricks,
a' jumping off the mantel peice,
an' bouncin' off her tits

mm dum dah dum"


it was one of those ones that goes on for about 30 verses in rounds, and nobody ever knows all the words.

the weird thing is that untill seing the page hedder, i couldent remember ever haveing known such a song. streinge how the mind works. or it could just be mine.

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Did anyone else upon reading this get reminded of a silly song from way back in their junior school years when silly songs that are a little bit rude are the hight of wit?

Because I sure did.

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Matt: You have earned yourself the god of all mushroom bruises for that double post.

And as to the boobies... I am imagining the quote is from Poe and Impy's direct experience. Hopefully Impy's because hers hold far more fascination for me than Poe's hypothetical moobs. Enboobenedness is teh yum.

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Labrat wrote:
And as to the boobies... I am imagining the quote is from Poe and Impy's direct experience. Hopefully Impy's because hers hold far more fascination for me than Poe's hypothetical moobs. Enboobenedness is teh yum.


Pretty much any girl with big boobs would confirm the title.

I said title. :oops:

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Labrat wrote:
And as to the boobies... I am imagining the quote is from Poe and Impy's direct experience. Hopefully Impy's because hers hold far more fascination for me than Poe's hypothetical moobs. Enboobenedness is teh yum.


As it turns out, this one is indeed an Impy Quote. Specifically because we're about halfway done with <a href="http://sibcycline.com/viewlisting.asp?mls=1013888&b=CIN&p=RESI&s=SFRD&m=1">buying a house.</a> It's terribly exciting. *dance of joy*

In related news, it's turned out we have to move out of our apartment about a week before the earliest we're able to take possession of the new place. -_-' The landlord decided not to rent our current place to us for the month of September even though he'd said he would for sure about a week ago (we like our landlord, but do not desire to ever have one again... this combined with our deep need for about twice the amount of space we currently have is why we're buying instead of renting, even though we can't actually afford it right now). As a result, we'll be moving for most of September. I'm about to take the store down until October 1st since we won't be able to fill orders while we're moving.

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Holy crap. I am developing tit-oriented psychic abilities in addition to my already formidable pubic might.
Truely, I am blessed.

Good luck on your conquering of new territories in which to raise your infernal brood. And may your boobies heal swiftly.
You may need their strength to preserve you and your mate through the brutal winter months.

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Labrat wrote:
And as to the boobies... I am imagining the quote is from Poe and Impy's direct experience. Hopefully Impy's because hers hold far more fascination for me than Poe's hypothetical moobs. Enboobenedness is teh yum.


As it turns out, this one is indeed an Impy Quote. Specifically because we're about halfway done with <a href="http://sibcycline.com/viewlisting.asp?mls=1013888&b=CIN&p=RESI&s=SFRD&m=1">buying a house.</a> It's terribly exciting. *dance of joy*

In related news, it's turned out we have to move out of our apartment about a week before the earliest we're able to take possession of the new place. -_-' The landlord decided not to rent our current place to us for the month of September even though he'd said he would for sure about a week ago (we like our landlord, but do not desire to ever have one again... this combined with our deep need for about twice the amount of space we currently have is why we're buying instead of renting, even though we can't actually afford it right now). As a result, we'll be moving for most of September. I'm about to take the store down until October 1st since we won't be able to fill orders while we're moving.

^-^'


Crap. If I order Done With It All in October, when will it ship?

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Imp-Chan wrote:
Labrat wrote:
And as to the boobies... I am imagining the quote is from Poe and Impy's direct experience. Hopefully Impy's because hers hold far more fascination for me than Poe's hypothetical moobs. Enboobenedness is teh yum.


As it turns out, this one is indeed an Impy Quote. Specifically because we're about halfway done with <a href="http://sibcycline.com/viewlisting.asp?mls=1013888&b=CIN&p=RESI&s=SFRD&m=1">buying a house.</a> It's terribly exciting. *dance of joy*


And here I thought it was because you were getting that big cat. Oh, well, one thing at a time...


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You need somewhere to keep the big cat and the hoards of thirdworld orphans needed to feed it.

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I had a dream last night that Poe and Impy had moved into their new house and we were all invited to a slumber party or something. I think it was a slumber party... well, me and Impy were in pyjamas and Poe was just... Poe. Heh. There were one or two others there but my mind didn't seem to want to bother to clarify who they were.


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Hm... the first thing I thought when I read your post was 'Labby+slumber party =/= good'.


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I'm growing my hair long, we can put it in pigtails and talk about boys, put make-up on the cats(and give them a ballgag as well) and tell scary stories after eating a bucket of ice-cream together and practising kissing!

/I may have a lot of repressed issues.

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Light as a feather, stiff as a board...
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I'm growing my hair long, we can put it in pigtails and talk about boys, put make-up on the cats(and give them a ballgag as well) and tell scary stories after eating a bucket of ice-cream together and practising kissing!

/I may have a lot of repressed issues.

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Light as a feather, stiff as a board...
Light as a feather, stiff as a board...
Light as a feather, stiff as a board...


Did... did he just quote The Craft? That's the second time that movie has shown up in my life this day. What the hell is going on?


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Light as a feather, stiff as a board...
Light as a feather, stiff as a board...
Light as a feather, stiff as a board...


Did... did he just quote The Craft? That's the second time that movie has shown up in my life this day. What the hell is going on?


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