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Simple, she traced Ellis. Ellis is a familiar and they are supposed to be easy to trace, like a homing beacon or an RFID tag.

They are? Where's this tidbit from?

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Sarine's re-entry into the story at this juncture changes everything. Jon might have a fighting chance against Sara now if Sarine does something to level the playing field between the two during their upcoming duel.

Possibly knows of some way to dispell time magicks, or magic in general. In which case Warrell is likely a sitting duck and Sara in trouble in a two on one battle until she starts tugging at Jon's heartstrings.

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Y'know, it's *possible* that that's not Sarine's...

It's definitely an elf. Sarine's the only female elf that knows Jon's name, therefore it's Sarine.


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I bet she catches him and hauls him back up, then lets him know there are two powerful magic users in the area. Then they argue about who's the better lay and decide to find out right then and there.


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I think a better use of his couple of words before plummeting to his death would have been "featherfall please."

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Actually I think she hauls him back up and they start arguing (in whispers of course) who's more morally devoid, someone who kills people for money or someone who kills half-elves for racial hatred/just because.

Then one of the monks turns toward the noise and Jon see's Sara and wets himself--Action ensues. Or Jon and Sarine book it and fuck in a wagon.


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Actually I think she hauls him back up and they start arguing (in whispers of course) who's more morally devoid, someone who kills people for money or someone who kills half-elves for racial hatred/just because.

Then one of the monks turns toward the noise and Jon see's Sara and wets himself--Action ensues. Or Jon and Sarine book it and fuck in a wagon.

Oh, is that what Jon's last line of dialogue is referring to? Probably the last words of several men Sarine has killed over the decades.

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Reading this comic, I actually burst out laughing. Something about the stance, still clutching the rifle, with the "URK!" and the spidey-sense; it was just too much.


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Actually I think she hauls him back up and they start arguing (in whispers of course) who's more morally devoid, someone who kills people for money or someone who kills half-elves for racial hatred/just because.

I'm glad your not in charge of the story cause you got some pretty lame ideas there.


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Oh come on. They argued about who the fuck was better in bed in the middle of a giant fucking underground tree thing. Is my idea really that far-fetched?


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Oh come on. They argued about who the fuck was better in bed in the middle of a giant fucking underground tree thing. Is my idea really that far-fetched?

One wasn't about to shoot a priest then, and they stopped arguing (or rather Sarine did) when they realised something was wrong (i.e. Meji was missing).

These are completely different contexts, but that doesn't mean it won't happen (although I doubt it), just that the reason 'it happened before' doesn't really fit the current context.

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I never said it did, I'm just saying I could see it happening.


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Oh, my. ^^; Sarine has such lovely, impeccable timing.


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You know, now that I think of it, Either Sarine multiclasses as ninja, or John has a really shitty danger sense.

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Rangers get Hide and Move Silently as class skills, you know.


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And elves get fuck with your brain like it was a vibrator made by Black & Decker as a racial ability.

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And elves get fuck with your brain like it was a vibrator made by Black & Decker as a racial ability.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta use that one some time. I have a female elvish character running in D&D right now and received this e-mail message from another player after some witty repartee . . .

"Mundy thinks to himself - I need to learn Elven - wait, do they even have a word in that langauage for "stuck up elf B*&ch"?"

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Looks like she also got Distract

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Poe you are a angst ridden god!

Perfect gag there perfect. Time to see if our favorate elf's new look can still kill :wink:

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You know, has anyone ever thought of Sarine having a British type accent? It wasn't until this comic that I really heard a 'voice' in my head...

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Rakshasa wrote:
Reason wrote:
Actually I think she hauls him back up and they start arguing (in whispers of course) who's more morally devoid, someone who kills people for money or someone who kills half-elves for racial hatred/just because.

I'm glad your not in charge of the story cause you got some pretty lame ideas there.


O'rly? I was just about to comment on how Reason should help write the story because of that halarious idea.

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You know, has anyone ever thought of Sarine having a British type accent? It wasn't until this comic that I really heard a 'voice' in my head...


Hmmm. I not sure exactly what kind of voice I had assigned to Sarine. I will have to ponder that...


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They all had various British accents in my head but then I live in the UK so that figures.

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