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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:42 am 
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OK, now Sarine is sexy. Sexy like a fox.


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I'm dissapointed in the monks, actually. Considering all the noise Sarine and Jon are making, if they had been protecting the priest the guy would already be dead and Jon running for his life.


Well it depends, if one of those nice hooded face-not-visible-to-readers guys right next to the priest is a monk then it may be part of their plan. They can probably deflect the bullet or push the priest away between the gun going off and the bullet hitting. That gives the monks a perfect chance to get Jon as he is concentrated on, well, shooting and possibly prevents another “crap there were two assassins?” screw-ups.


But that's the thing. The gun is silenced, so they won't get a 'bang!' to warn them to activate the time-slowing thing. Unless the rifle has a very bright muzzle flare, in which case I'd expect Jon to put some cloth or something around the muzzle to cover it, they've gotten as much warning of Jon's location as they're going to get.

That they haven't acted means Jon could have killed the guy. Which would make the Ensigerum's position with the veracian church even worse. Anita made a show of how bad-ass they are, made the priests put one of themselves up as bait for a trap, and then the wraith's killed the guy. It doesn't matter if they manage to stop him after the priest is dead. They should stop him before the killing.

A funny thought that just occured to me is 'what if the monks are expecting Jon to shoot from outside the building?'. They might think the wraiths are going to use the same strategy as before (shooter on a rooftop) and be waiting there while Jon kills the mark and tries to get away. Hell, they might not even know about magically silenced rifles.

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I just got a weird thought, ES barbies, so you can dress up your own sarine... then I got the mental image of an over weight fanboy just stripping it and touching her plastic boobs...

That's a bad fantasy; Imagine instead a very thin, but well trained guy sitting on his bed wearing nothing but a semi-transparent night skirt as he slowly strokes the nether regions of his precious Sarine doll.


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I just got a weird thought, ES barbies, so you can dress up your own sarine... then I got the mental image of an over weight fanboy just stripping it and touching her plastic boobs...

That's a bad fantasy; Imagine instead a very thin, but well trained guy sitting on his bed wearing nothing but a semi-transparent night skirt as he slowly strokes the nether regions of his precious Sarine doll.

You've put a camera in Labrat's bedroom again, haven't you?

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Rakshasa wrote:
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I just got a weird thought, ES barbies, so you can dress up your own sarine... then I got the mental image of an over weight fanboy just stripping it and touching her plastic boobs...

That's a bad fantasy; Imagine instead a very thin, but well trained guy sitting on his bed wearing nothing but a semi-transparent night skirt as he slowly strokes the nether regions of his precious Sarine doll.


If I had time I would so grab one of those Rei dolls covered in cum photos that get posted on 4chan and alter it to look like sarine just to scar you further.

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The coat is thick enough to incorporate some solid composite plates to stop bullets. Think of it as magical Elvish Kevlar--call it Keeblar, if you like.



Yes... yes, that's it. She's wearing a Keeblar vest and gauntlets under the coat.


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Itterind wrote:
OK, now Sarine is sexy. Sexy like a fox.
Fucking yiffers.
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I just got a weird thought, ES barbies, so you can dress up your own sarine... then I got the mental image of an over weight fanboy just stripping it and touching her plastic boobs...

That's a bad fantasy; Imagine instead a very thin, but well trained guy sitting on his bed wearing nothing but a semi-transparent night skirt as he slowly strokes the nether regions of his precious Sarine doll.

You've put a camera in Labrat's bedroom again, haven't you?

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If I had time I would so grab one of those Rei dolls covered in cum photos that get posted on 4chan and alter it to look like sarine just to scar you further.

That would be made of win and lulz.


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If I had time I would so grab one of those Rei dolls covered in cum photos that get posted on 4chan and alter it to look like sarine just to scar you further.

That would be made of win and lulz.


Better yet, just draw Sarine getting bukkaked by a bunch of magical familiars.

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For some reason I imagine the story being narrated by rape-kun's internal dialog... with the voice actor being Christopher Walken.

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Saturnalia wrote:
Vass wrote:
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If I had time I would so grab one of those Rei dolls covered in cum photos that get posted on 4chan and alter it to look like sarine just to scar you further.

That would be made of win and lulz.


Better yet, just draw Sarine getting bukkaked by a bunch of magical familiars.



YES.


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For some reason I imagine the story being narrated by rape-kun's internal dialog... with the voice actor being Christopher Walken.


There's been often times where I've wished to be able to see the inner thoughts of other people. This is definately not one of them.


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For some reason I imagine the story being narrated by rape-kun's internal dialog... with the voice actor being Christopher Walken.


There's been often times where I've wished to be able to see the inner thoughts of other people. This is definately not one of them.


There have rarely been times when I've wished to be able to project the inner thoughts of other people into still other people's minds for a variety of generally unsavory reasons. I can't think of a better other person #1 than Labrat.

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Projecting Labrat's thoughts into someone's mind would be cruel torture. Even satan wouldn't do such a thing.


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Projecting Labrat's thoughts into someone's mind would be cruel torture. Even satan wouldn't do such a thing.


...but...but...but I WANT his thoughts inside me!

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:lol: sorry cant help it !!!!!!

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