ZOMBIE FORUMS

It's a stinking, shambling corpse grotesquely parodying life.
It is currently Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:23 pm

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]




Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 173 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 9  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: 11/03/06 - Trying to hold on to a vibrating, greased pig having a seizure
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:03 pm 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:49 pm
Posts: 27
So, Sara did not, in fact, have the wind knocked out of her, at least not sufficiently to kill her time-ninja skillz.

Sarine is not in good shape. I'm amazed she can still make with the magic-ing.

Oh, yes, pwned by a n00b. :)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:12 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:47 pm
Posts: 1168
Hells bells, that always worked on my sisters . . .

Well, not really. If I'd tried anything that rough they would have stomped me into the ground. Really tough neighborhood.

Addenda: I just realized, for those unfamiliar with assassin's cant, that John was about to say "Daammn, I am a complete badass!"'

_________________
"We are not going to die! And do you know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and <i>polka will never die!</i>"


Last edited by Boss Out of Town on Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:15 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:30 pm
Posts: 4330
Location: Not a hellish, Onionian future...
This sounds so fucking dirty. And thus recieves my approval.
Braindamage makes everything better.
aurynn wrote:
Oh, yes, pwned by a n00b. :)

But of course. We all gave up caring years ago.
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Addenda: I just realized, for those unfamiliar with assassin's cant, that John was about to say "Daammn, I am a complete badass!"'

Huh. I thought he was going to go with bastard.

_________________
actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


Last edited by Labrat on Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:19 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:17 pm 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:49 pm
Posts: 27
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Addenda: I just realized, for those unfamiliar with assassin's cant, that John was about to say "Daammn, I am a complete badass!"'


Thus assuring his near-instant demise?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:20 pm 
Offline
&lt;Insert Witty Custom Title Here&gt;
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:04 pm
Posts: 330
Nah. But he's still a complete bad ass. Seriously. The one guy who doesn't use magic of the entire crowd... and he's the one that ended up taking down both Sara and Warrel(essentially).


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:22 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:47 pm
Posts: 1168
Sarine's moving okay for someone with a slash wound across her spine. Down on the ground beside her, we have the intact 2/3rds of Warrel, with the messy 1/3 on the floor next to him thankfully out of sight.

For your Stephen King lurid writing test, respond to this question: Blechh! Sarine, what did you just put your hand in?

Wonderful strip. I'm off to get some rest.

_________________
"We are not going to die! And do you know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and <i>polka will never die!</i>"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:22 pm 
Offline
Addict
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:30 pm
Posts: 4330
Location: Not a hellish, Onionian future...
aurynn wrote:
Thus assuring his near-instant demise?

I thought that was I am invincible!
*is struck by a treasure chest going mach 3*

God I wish Redmage was here.

_________________
actor_au wrote:
Labrat's friends can't run away, as they are only the skins of the people he's drowned in his own semen, carefully stitched together and stuffed with cooking chocolate.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:29 pm 
Offline
Local

Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:22 pm
Posts: 362
Location: MA, USA
aurynn wrote:
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Addenda: I just realized, for those unfamiliar with assassin's cant, that John was about to say "Daammn, I am a complete badass!"'


Thus assuring his near-instant demise?


....

"I am invinci- ARRG!"


Well, he is a complete bad-ass. And by his own admission, planned for everything that occured to occur. That's just... wow. Live capture of an Ensigerum, in the field. Sarine is harshing it by refusing to be sufficiantly in awe of his mad monkey-skills, of course. Self-absoarbed tramp, paying more attention to her life-threatening injuries than a historic moment of martial greatness...

_________________
Initiated by, adopted evil minion of: Insane_Megalamanic.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:33 pm 
Offline
PostWhorePornStar
User avatar

Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 5983
Location: Around about there.
Boss Out of Town wrote:
Sarine's moving okay for someone with a slash wound across her spine. Down on the ground beside her, we have the intact 2/3rds of Warrel, with the messy 1/3 on the floor next to him thankfully out of sight.

That looks like a complete warrelcorpse to me. Head, chest, right shoulder, torso with sash, hip, legs hidden behind sarine.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:48 pm 
Offline
Expatriate
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:44 pm
Posts: 129
Location: Its hot, dry, and barren. I think it may be hell.
Am I the only person thinking a good alternate title for this one would be "Head Punch of Brotherly Love?"

_________________
"I'm sure his real instructors would like a chance to beat him up as well."
DNI'd by big daddy BDM05


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:56 pm 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:19 am
Posts: 15
I have a feeling that when sara wakes up 8 hours later, tied up, she is going to have something to say about being clled a pig.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:58 pm 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:26 pm
Posts: 63
She'll just have to vibrate fast enough to cause the dry ropes to chafe and catch on fire from the heat generated by the friction.

_________________
oops


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:02 am 
Offline
Local
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:26 am
Posts: 190
Location: Yes.
'course, now, Sara must avenge Warrel, if for no other reason than to say farewell to her unrequited love. (shudders)

_________________
[url=http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Mista_B]Beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink.
§§§
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.[/url]


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:07 am 
Offline
Local

Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:06 am
Posts: 282
Mista_B wrote:
'course, now, Sara must avenge Warrel, if for no other reason than to say farewell to her unrequited love. (shudders)


I'm also disturbed, but hey, it was *your* idea!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:08 am 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:49 pm
Posts: 27
normalphil wrote:
Well, he is a complete bad-ass. And by his own admission, planned for everything that occured to occur. That's just... wow. Live capture of an Ensigerum, in the field. Sarine is harshing it by refusing to be sufficiantly in awe of his mad monkey-skills, of course. Self-absoarbed tramp, paying more attention to her life-threatening injuries than a historic moment of martial greatness...


Well, YEAH. How DARE she try to recover from her significant pain and suffering?

Also, it looks like all of us who postulated that it wasn't Sarine, are wrong. Yay! We lose!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:20 am 
Offline
n00b

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:19 am
Posts: 15
you could see the tip of her ear over warrel's shoulder.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:27 am 
Offline
Local

Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:06 am
Posts: 282
Curiously though, the sword is in her left hand now.

Awkward swing that musta been.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:27 am 
Offline
Tourist

Joined: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:49 am
Posts: 26
Yes, Jon, you are indeed a badass.

And watching this really made me notice that (sexual tension aside) Sarine and Jon make a great team. They're both competent, have a conscience, and are sane (and by sane I mean have a sense of proportion, a thing which much of the world seems to lack).


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:28 am 
Offline
Tourist
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:00 am
Posts: 32
Location: Middle of Nowhere
hi hi

Cue Veracian guards, 3 2 1...Action!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:39 am 
Offline
Expatriate
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:07 pm
Posts: 88
Location: Auckland, New Zealand.
drunk wrote:
She'll just have to vibrate fast enough to cause the dry ropes to chafe and catch on fire from the heat generated by the friction.


Wouldn't that, like, really hurt? It'd be just like setting yourself on fire, with the added bonus of grinding all your skin off.

_________________
Image
The Machine Elves notice you.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 173 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 9  Next

All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 27 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group