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 Post subject: 11/08/06 "I must repay your brave deed with the sacred gift of freaky, magic elven buttsex"
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Teehee.

And, on a side note, I admire Jon's professionalism. Still thinking about the priest.

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she expects him to just leave his long lost sister there?

bah, I'll never understand women/elves.


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Well, from a tactical standpoint, ditching Sara is prudent. Her buddy just tried to kill both Jon and Sarine a moment ago, and she seems to have been acting as his accomplice. At the very least, she wasn't trying to stop him. And even after Jon made it abundantly clear that they were related and that he wanted to talk with her rather than engage in combat, she continued to fight, even going so far as to try to escape when he had her pinned. They have every reason to believe that she will try to escape or continue trying to kill them (possibly both) once she regains consciousness. Meanwhile, as one of the elves tasked with training the original members of the Ensigerium, Sarine probably has some degree of insight into the indoctrination that they undergo. She may be of the well-founded opinion that the Ensigerium is more of a "family" to her now than her own brother is.

On the other hand, Sarine also knows that Jon walked out on her once already and would probably do so again if she insists on dumping or killing Sara. Since she wouldn't be here at all if she didn't need him, she probably won't press the issue any harder than a well-thought-out, completely reasonable argument-- which Jon, being a hot-headed, emotional human who's just found his long-lost baby sister, will summarily ignore.


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Wasn't actually wasn't?

I noticed it first, I see.

With that shit out of the way, I like it how Jon instantly mentioned THAT kind of reward. Straight to the point, and I bet he wants to remember it this time too :p


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Well, Sara has little choice but ditching her fellow village people now, as they are bound to find out what kind of wounds Warrel died off. And I don't think roasting him would change the situation much, as that would point to magic having been used.


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mmmmm Buttsex, how i longed to see that appear in Errant. We have all missed you Buttsex, don't believe otherwise!!!!!!

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Yeeeap, with this going on hopefully it is just a matter of time before Sarine gets pregnant.


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Yeeeap, with this going on hopefully it is just a matter of time before Sarine gets pregnant.


Wait...when did Elves get preggers from BUTTSEX?

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People who do this kind of thing seldom restrict themselves to one bodypart..


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At a guess, I'd say elves don't have very close sibling relationships. Mainly because they probably rarely have siblings, and if they do, have a huge age difference. So Sarine mightn't regard a sister as someone you're automatically madly devoted to.


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<table width=400px><tr><td>This was the best possible outcome of that scenario I could have hoped for. Yay Sara!

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At a guess, I'd say elves don't have very close sibling relationships. Mainly because they probably rarely have siblings, and if they do, have a huge age difference. So Sarine mightn't regard a sister as someone you're automatically madly devoted to.

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The best response Sarine can give right now is.

"Why would you want that again?"

Just to fuck with Jon's mind


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I guess we can rest assured Sarine will not let this happen to her again. 3000 years of training and she got whipped, fast. I'm sure she'll be learning some new skills to combat time ninjas.

Of course, I'm sure that Jon will lord this over her for...forever, probably?

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Of course, I'm sure that Jon will lord this over her for...forever, probably?


Any good smart ass would, and Jon is quickly becoming the king of smart asses everywhere. Plus this is his one-up on all of that "elven shit".


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bellofthedamned wrote:
Of course, I'm sure that Jon will lord this over her for...forever, probably?


Damn skippy. Wouldn't you?


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More terrifying than trolls or dragons: a society where BUTTSEX! is an internationally (and interspecially) recognized joke.

The notion of Elves having littlle sibling attachment is very interesting. We always create immortal races in our own image, and it shouldn't really be like that if they actually existed.

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Itterind wrote:
Yeeeap, with this going on hopefully it is just a matter of time before Sarine gets pregnant.

Eh, probably already is.

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Looking at it the strip a second time, the sotto voce sarcasm balloon appears to be coming, not from Jon's head, but from Sara's ass. Ventriloquism? Another inexplicable monkish power?

:roll: Well, thought I'd throw that in before I go to work.

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More terrifying than trolls or dragons: a society where BUTTSEX! is an internationally (and interspecially) recognized joke.

The notion of Elves having littlle sibling attachment is very interesting. We always create immortal races in our own image, and it shouldn't really be like that if they actually existed.


Hell, even in our present human society, siblings aren't necessarily attached to one and other. In fact, they can sometimes be real enemies. This is a nurture over nature issue and the parents determine that here.

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Itterind wrote:
Yeeeap, with this going on hopefully it is just a matter of time before Sarine gets pregnant.


Wait...when did Elves get preggers from BUTTSEX?

Maybe this is why there are so few elves but, in comparison, so many half-elves.


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