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 Post subject: [11/10] That Damn Cat
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:09 pm 
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no, no they did not. :-P

Heh. He's right. Someone *would* say that. ...like us.

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[END CHAPTER]

... come on, it's so obvious.


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I lol'd.

How long is the chapter by now, anyway? Doesn't seem too long, so maybe it's not over yet.

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That fucking cat

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Is it just me, or does Jon always seem to say things that us people on the fourms would say?

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Sarine should remember why she wanted Jon.

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#!/bin/ErrantStory
Denoument (Warrel=Dead, Jon=healthy, Sarine=Hot, Sara=Captured ); -- here we are :-)
End( Chapter );
/** Very nice chapter, one of the best **/

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Ellis is gonna get back at Jon someday, I can tell. Poor Jon.

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Ellis is gonna get back at Jon someday, I can tell. Poor Jon.

Ellis likes it, he's only gonna get back for more.


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Hmmm...it looks like Jon just realized that Sarine just wanted him for his <strike>cat</strike> pussy.

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Rakshasa wrote:
Mista_B wrote:
Ellis is gonna get back at Jon someday, I can tell. Poor Jon.

Ellis likes it, he's only gonna get back for more.


Old Cranky Jon had troubles of his own
He had a fly'n cat which wouldn't leave him alone;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to an elf goin' far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

(Now let us see if I've fixed the double post problem)

The assasin around the corner swore she'd kill the cat on sight,
She loaded up her shotgun with nails and dynamite;
She waited and she waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the killer is all they found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a little boy with an empty tummy,
Told him the cat would be a never ending yummy;
They threw the cat into the fire, it must have baked for an hour
Now the baker is making poor boy bone flour

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a fire ball, and they threw it mighty hard;
It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,
When along came a boulder and flattened the cat out of sight

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

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SO....yeah....


Sarine isn't happy about bringing Sara along. I guess the blood loss has given her a new insight into how important it is to GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

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If I see that damn cat ONE more time...

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Nice little song there.


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I just realized that Sarine and Jon are not doing any forensic cleanup. That big honking scorch mark next to Warrel's body is going to be a dead giveaway that magic was involved. I don't think the Ensigerum uses magic other than to speed up time and the Gewehr don't use magic at all, so that leaves either elves or human mages. I wonder what conclusion they will come up with?


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The ensigerum will only hear whatever the church chooses to disclose to them. They didn't send a back-up team to the place, and it's quite likely the church will clean up the place before the ensigerum get to send anyone. They might get the body, or a description of how the body was found, but not necessarily every little detail. I don't think the church is going to be happy with how everything turned out.

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Alcona wrote:
But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea


Oh god, THAT song. I remember that from elementary school... used to give me nightmares... damn invulnerable cats...

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Is it just me, or does Jon always seem to say things that us people on the fourms would say?

Yes, John is a geek, a badass gunslinging geek.


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Someone help me out, please. Looking at the first panel, where is that doorway Sara was standing under?


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Fuck. We have newbies coming out of the woodwork. We have venerable elders posting like newbies.
Its a virus!

Yes, Sarine came back because she misses her manly, meaty vibrator. Prior to her pedophilic pelvic monster-mash with Jon, her vagina hadn't seen action since before the invention of the brick. Her labia was in danger of being confused for a fragment of the dead sea scrolls and scientists were planning on tapping her pussy-juice as a new source of oil. Of course she wants her boytoy back... if only to help clear her cobwebs.

As for Sara, my first thoughts are that at least Jon has an ample supply of bondage gear waiting with the cat. It might be fun to watch him strolling through town carrying an unconscious, underage chick in bondage gear over one shoulder.... but perhaps Sarine can pull another illusion spell out of her vaginal catacombs and disguise Sara as an old rug. Hopefully it works right and doesn't look like an old rug in bondage gear... though, while it might get some funny looks, people would probably be wise enough to just walk the other way quickly.

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